Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • Underpants Gnomes

    Phase 1: Collect Underpants
    Phase 2: ?
    Phase 3: Profit

    • SmokeyTheBear

      One of the best episodes..

    • nuccabay

      HEY, WHATS PHASE 2!?

  • Noah

    If #6 is real than it literally is the coolest thing I've ever seen

    • Nevenem

      i don't need to go, my planet is here!

      • nick

        you should get out more then

        • dutch

          my sentiments exactly.

    • Abrikosmanden


    • Pechter

      It completely blew my mind. Suddenly my mental image of how a spiral galaxy might form is 100% richer, just based on some guy messing with a foam ball in a swimming pool. Strangely powerful.

    • billy

      you need to see more things

    • bdg

      #4 Yep!!!!! FIND her!!!! Amazing

    • John Doe

      At the center of our galaxy is a giant foam ball?

  • Xena

    #15 fuck taylor swift

    • TDn'B

      Grab a number and stand in line with the rest of the US.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I'd be more than happy to.

      • Pechter

        You'd have to deal with her writing a song about it afterwards…

        • MonkeyMadness

          Doesn't matter, had sex… WITH TAYLOR SWIFT!! :D

    • Richard

      Who hasn't?

    • CompuNerd


    • Jen

      please hate fuck her for me, since i cannot.

    • Tomato

      That's what that list is about actually.

    • ass lover

      shes a fucking whore that cant keep her legs closed

      • Brain Police

        Maybe you'd like a celibate guy better…

    • resist_boredom

      many have already!

  • LeO

    Seriously Wtf haha

    • Guz

      Stroke. Know the signs.

    • H-Town

      Oh hey Kermit! I've been so busy that I made a clone to handle some of my dirty work. I call him "Bitch-Fozzy"

    • B-to-the-H

      Werrkerr werrkerr werrkerr!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #4 I'm taking up tennis!(as long as she is my coach)

    • Anjin-San

      tell me this is not shopped
      and tell me her name

      • You're Welcome

        This is shopped
        and her name is caroline wozniacki

        • TFTFY

          Not shopped. Towels.

      • MonkeyMadness

        Chive keeps blocking my comments due to the word filter. Her name is Caroline Wozniacki .

        • lat297

          had the same problem the other day… problem is, it doesn't tell you what the offending word is, and it still lets the spammers post their crap. KCCO

          • MonkeyMadness

            I'm pretty sure I know what word it was. "Race – ism" (we'll see if that slips by the filters)
            People were criticizing Wozniacki for being "race ist" for mocking Serena Williams by padding her chest and rear. If they think that is race ist" then they're a bunch of idiots.

            • 5280Blazin

              You also cannot use the word "nite" but spelled correctly. Well done Chive

            • MonkeyMadness

              It had nothing to do with color. She was just poking fun. Some people have no sense of humor anymore.

              • White guy

                True that Monkey. She attacked a single person, not a group. Black folk need a sense of humor for a change. Get over it already.

                • Firefighter23

                  Is it weird that a White guy and a Monkey are taking about a subject heavily covered in American history?

                • Guest

                  where as you are referring to a group as not having a sense of humor

    • RealZoo

      Caroline Wozniacki. She has towels stuffed in her top and bottoms b/c she was mocking Serena Williams. She is attractive w/o the "padding".

    • wow

      check this one though, Simona Halep, hers are real

      • Suicide0Jockey

        Well played. She should go into the gallery of fit girls.

        • Anjin-San

          Too bad she reduced her "twins"

      • tftfy

        *were real

    • Ghjjh

      Shut up e t t c r loser

  • RandomTask09

    #15: "She gets around, like a rec… mp3 file at torrentfreak."

    • derft


  • Rusty Shackleford

    #25 Bulldogs: the canine fat guy

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #28 Looks like a rape scene from CSI.

    • i8paula

      "Well it looks to me like they came, they saw…"Removes glasses "… And then they came some more" YYYYYYEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

    • lat297

      Funniest comment in a long time on Chive. Well played, MigraineBoy :-)

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #33 Says the guy who's apparently never seen a vibrator outside of a porn movie.

    today at thechive.com i saw a tweet from some smug guy who had never been in a brookstone

    • Technoscope

      Yeah, this douche bag really thinks they keep vibrators next to the back massage isle in the mall…

      • Guest


        • Firefighter23

          Whoa whoa whoa they don't?

    • roger

      this cameron berne seems to think he is very important.

    • BOB

      cameron berne should be suspended from the internets for 1 month

    • John Marius

      Yeah. But who seriously hast even don't that before…

  • Santa

    #9 Surprise buttsex!….incoming threesome.

  • scoopit

    I think #8 may be compensating for his toddler-sized penis.

    • Firefighter23

      Dude if my penis was the size of a toddler I'd……probably go to the hospital actually.

  • Notknowing

    #24 Like a boss.

    • twagholio

      this guy is cooler than you and I


    • SmokeyTheBear

      Or she just has little self respect

    • Claude

      you spelled douche wrong.

  • LarsfromNorway

    #21 Fozzie's special brother, everyone loved him just the same

    • 2Dogs

      LoL! His name was "Fuzzy"

  • K-1

    #8: Great photo!
    #31: We ALL know which one is the smart one…

  • Richard

    #7 Yo, MAGNETS, bitches!

  • gregorije1

    #30 belgrade?

  • xjrich

    I hope #33 wasn't returned

  • gclark

    #31 That kid is gonna be trouble

    • LukeSkywalker

      The dad's like,"My sperm did that…" *tear*

  • Abrikosmanden

    #1 *was
    If you want the full impact of your joke, you really should learn grammar!

    • Fred Banana Combo

      #1 *were
      If you want the full impact of your correction, you really should learn grammar!

      • aww shit


      • beetlejuice


    • Jack o' lantern

      Please tell us you were trying to be ironic

  • p1ll

    #4 is Awesomely funny :P . stuff the PC haters . This chick is funny :)

  • Z_b

    #9 Does that dude with the white shirt has his pants down….?

  • clint12

    #29 one of the craziest bodybuilders in the world!

  • http://www.facebook.com/edward.scott.3110 Edward Scott

    #27 I do what I want!!!!

    • Back from the Dead

      Dog figured owner was just pointing out tables that had not yet been stood upon. His mission was clear.

  • Jezza67

    #12 Cops can't spell now?

    • svp

      he's nottacop tho!

    • Penis McAllister

      Seems legit to me?

  • Real Deal

    #24 if you're going to photoshop some people sliding down a slide, keep them on the slide the whole way down. Fail

    • Gsnatch

      This, Real Douche, is a party in Vail that you could only wish you could attend.

    • t-rex

      this is defiantly not photoshopped… i guess if your going to post some radical accusations at least make sure what your saying isn't completely fucking dumb…

    • Get it right

      Not photoshopped. That is my girlfriend and my best friend. I'm so happy they get along.

    • It is the Real Deal

      what? how can you say that it's shopped? well i guess you never use one. photoshopping it's not as easy as you might think and that GIF is definitely not shopped or altered in any ways possible.

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