Every man’s ideal girlfriend (26 Photos)

Girls like that out in the world and I haven't been able to find one like that? Well, you sure started my day out depressingly.

Some of you say it stops after marriage. Tell that to my level 30 Nord and fem Shep wife of 3 years and counting. I'm a lucky man and I love you, Steph.

#12 #24 and #26
Gentlemen, lock that down, you have no idea how lucky you are!

wasn't this same post on caveman circus?

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#12 This girlfriend just stuck this poor sap with a shitload of taxes. lol

Almost all of these creep me the hell out. I think might have a problem with commitment.

#7 don't do it! It's a trap!

Damn…for my anniversary my wife got me two bullets, each with my name written on them, and a card that said "Choose one".

#12 – haha, nice local couple. i'm always at this casino. damn, i want a ducati.

#14 – bacon roses = she's a keeper.

Your girlfriend is your mommy.

#26 Methamphetamine is not even close to blue. FAIL

Up Down Left Right A B Select Start

#25

#13 "Workout or fuck my face or something"

Keeper

That's it, breaking up with my girlfriend

#26 – the BITCH line was awesome and great drawing!!

Notice how they all said girlfriend. Put a ring on that finger and see if she is still that awesome.

#7 It's also time to purchase HD programming for your HD TV

#23 CAN YOU DIG IT !?!

It's posts like these that further depress me. Forever alone.

#4, Smoke and a Pancake, that's Tits! Def a Keeper

Yeah, right, wait until you marry them… it`s a setup dude!

# 23

Reminds me of "The Warriors". Can You DIG IT?

Ladies, take notes. Want a good man? Stop being princess-b**ches and start being the kind of life-long companion a MAN would want! It ain't f***ing brain surgery.

#7 Don't do it bro it's a trap.