Nobody in the world needs new friends more than this guy (Video)

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A bunch of guys on a boat see sharks swimming towards them from a little ways away. I’m sure you can guess what happens next, but you still won’t believe it.

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  • Dork

    Need new friends? – DEFINITELY!
    Need new asshole – No, already has a boat load.

  • FTC

    Anyone have a YouTube link for this video? Would be very much appreciated. =)

  • Miff

    That was a Basking shark, similar to a whale shark they only filter feed.

  • Livin' Legend

    There would have been exactly one survivor of that trip.

  • erikhart

    I would have killed everyone on the boat!!

  • Karl

    Ummm I would have killed them all. That is some serious BS.

  • Dude

    Was that Bert from Seasame Street laughing?

  • Matt

    I wouldn't of been that calm by far and someone would have gotten their ass kicked.

  • dick large

    Sadly my friends, this is the future for the entire human race. The planet is being taken over by complete fucktards.

  • Canucks_Rule

    what just happened?

  • Alumni72

    Nice – so there are trigger words for immediate post deletion that are considered 'worse' than fuck, piss or douchebag?

    • MonkeyMadness

      Apparently so. I've had completely normal posts automatically deleted for some reason or another but calling someone a fucking douce bag is perfectly fine.

  • conboy

    Haha that's brilliant. That is totally the Irish sense of humor!

  • einsteinselbow

    peoplee really don't have a sense of humour. that was hilarious! proper Irish humour. if someone is ur best mate it's ur duty to mess with their heads from time to time. this wasn't life threatening. we don't have bad ass sharks. we have the shitty ones. KCCO people

  • Pete

    Attempted manslaughter is hilarious now?

    • einsteinselbow

      isn't "attempted manslaughter" an oxymoron

  • duckfart4U

    Hahaha! We laughed and laughed! Then we got to shore and I shot them all in the face. Then I brought them back out in the boat and fed them to the sharks. Hahaha! Then the sharks and I laughed and laughed…

    • MonkeyMadness

      I love it when that happens. Good times. Good times.

  • zackgonick

    I expect to hear something in the news soon about a few people are killed in their sleep and the suspect was a good friend of theirs… until they pushed him into the water near a shark.

  • Richard Davies

    Don't want to ruin the delusion, but that was a harmless basking shark and there was NO danger. Come on guys, Chivers are not that dumb. In Ireland they are common and harmless.

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  • Nope

    Yay for attempted murder!

  • Jimmy

    I have to call BS. They sounded Northern Irish and it looks like N.I. weather. We don't get sharks, except the basking variety.

    Most vicious thing we get in the sea is seals and maybe small porpoises.

  • chron247

    What a bunch of dipsh!ts! No one tried to help the kid, everyone hangs back laughing while a shark is swimming straight at him. . I would have gotten back on board and pushed all of the laughing f#cks out of the boat.

  • Puk

    I'd have opened a huge can of whoop ass when I got back in that boat!

  • catiesuiter91

    Only the irish would find this funny! Not even us Scottish would take that in good taste.

  • luke

    and this is why the Irish call their mates, cunts and cunts, mate

  • kevin

    God bless the Irish sense of humour. It's not really funny unless there is some kind physical and or mental trauma…..hilarious

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