Nobody in the world needs new friends more than this guy (Video)

Need new friends? – DEFINITELY!
Need new asshole – No, already has a boat load.

Anyone have a YouTube link for this video? Would be very much appreciated. =)

That was a Basking shark, similar to a whale shark they only filter feed.

There would have been exactly one survivor of that trip.

I would have killed everyone on the boat!!

Ummm I would have killed them all. That is some serious BS.

Was that Bert from Seasame Street laughing?

I wouldn't of been that calm by far and someone would have gotten their ass kicked.

Sadly my friends, this is the future for the entire human race. The planet is being taken over by complete fucktards.

what just happened?

Nice – so there are trigger words for immediate post deletion that are considered 'worse' than fuck, piss or douchebag?

Haha that's brilliant. That is totally the Irish sense of humor!

peoplee really don't have a sense of humour. that was hilarious! proper Irish humour. if someone is ur best mate it's ur duty to mess with their heads from time to time. this wasn't life threatening. we don't have bad ass sharks. we have the shitty ones. KCCO people

Attempted manslaughter is hilarious now?

Hahaha! We laughed and laughed! Then we got to shore and I shot them all in the face. Then I brought them back out in the boat and fed them to the sharks. Hahaha! Then the sharks and I laughed and laughed…

I expect to hear something in the news soon about a few people are killed in their sleep and the suspect was a good friend of theirs… until they pushed him into the water near a shark.

Don't want to ruin the delusion, but that was a harmless basking shark and there was NO danger. Come on guys, Chivers are not that dumb. In Ireland they are common and harmless.

MOAR

Yay for attempted murder!

I have to call BS. They sounded Northern Irish and it looks like N.I. weather. We don't get sharks, except the basking variety.

Most vicious thing we get in the sea is seals and maybe small porpoises.

What a bunch of dipsh!ts! No one tried to help the kid, everyone hangs back laughing while a shark is swimming straight at him. . I would have gotten back on board and pushed all of the laughing f#cks out of the boat.

I'd have opened a huge can of whoop ass when I got back in that boat!

Only the irish would find this funny! Not even us Scottish would take that in good taste.

and this is why the Irish call their mates, cunts and cunts, mate

God bless the Irish sense of humour. It's not really funny unless there is some kind physical and or mental trauma…..hilarious