The coolest mayor in the world has a daughter…(39 Photos)

  • Bart

    I have the weirdest boner now.

    • gnarrrly


    • Boobs

      Nothin weird about that boner..

      • Rafael_RS

        are you actually complementing him on his boner?
        that , my friend, is weird

  • IrishInNJ

    Ehhh no thank you.

    • paul


    • straight people


      • dude


    • Dave

      Ehhh you're gay.

      • TheJoeGreene

        Why is the rampant homophobia allowed on this site?

    • Delta Zero Niner

      Said the dateless wonder who needs a notecard to keep track of his various porn site passwords

    • Prince

      Would not bang.

      If you're into a woman with a body like that, you have serious homosexual tendencies. Not that there's anything wrong with that. The world would be a better place if you came to terms with yourself.

      • Rory Calhoun

        Said another dateless wonder who goes around the internet under the name Prince and feels the need to let people know who he would or wouldn't (knowing the best he can do is save up $ from his job at Arby's to pay for sex) "bang".

      • Evan

        Some people actually work out. Those of us that care about our health and physical fitness are not intimidated by a woman who doesn't shy away from the hard work and dedication it takes to obtain these results.
        You're most likely just jealous because she is more muscular than you.
        Do you even lift bro?

        • James Tiberious Kirk

          "do you even lift bro?"

          Wow dood… how self conscience are you

          She has a cute face, but I like a girl that has a girl body, not this… does she have hips? Her legs are as wide as her body… that looks gross

          • Lboogie13

            Woah. You all need to KCCO! She is hot to me (but I do prefer the shots were she had more boobs and less muscle). I also can definitely see the view of guys that don't want to see a chick overly "fit." As for me, I like the fit girls as long as they don't over do it.

            • Yo Momma

              To each their own and like you said, KCCO. Some dudes like em fit, others like em just right. I like my girls MEATY cuz big girls need love too. I'd bang this chick in a heartbeat, who wouldn't?…

        • TheJoeGreene


          That's a prime example of why the Chive is going in the shitter daily. Grow up and stop talking like you drink Natural Lite.

        • Evan hater

          Please PLEASE don't tell me I love the same website as somebody who honestly asks, "Do you even lift bro?"


          Also you're seriously a tool, Evan.

    • Bob

      Did you even see that ass!!! I'd hit that without thought… Sure she's not perfect… A little too muscular for my taste, but… Did you see that ass!?

  • Gareth

    Oh baby!!

    • scaggnettii

      This chick has a dick…

  • master oogwai

    she is the dragon warrior

  • 413chiver

    #7 Wow, She is awesome!

    • nate33uc

      #13 #37 – LA Fitness needs to loosen their dress code. My god.

  • Drew

    simply gorgeous

  • Where's Dildo

    #37 If you put it in her butt, do you think she could snap if off by flexing? I would hope so.

    • savagecabbage

      you would hope so?????????

      • Where's Dildo

        Yes. Die on the field with some honor.

        • Derek

          Hilarious, thank you for that

        • Boo

          Just like Matsumoto!

  • Porkins

    That's a lot of humps for burnsday #23

  • eie

    #15 did it for me

    • eie

      And #22

    • FunKiller

      Yep, I'm spent.

  • @ofwiv

    #32 – SO AWESOME – rock hard!

    • @ofwiv

      sorry – meant #22 also #13 is quite nice too!

    • Oltimey

      talking about you or her body?

  • Jim Kelly


  • connie

    " well known for being a gorgeous fitness model"


    no thank you.

    • r00s7a

      You know how I know you're gay?…

      • Jay

        He don't like chicks that resemble dudes?

        • dutch

          he has a bumper sticker that say "i like balls in my face"

        • Anon

          Doesn't matter…BOOBS!

    • ray

      What a beautiful women!

    • YeahDude

      I'm pretty sure Connie is a chick..

  • baddbuzz

    Does she inflate #3 and Deflate #26 ? ? I am confused . .

    • cameron

      someone didnt time check their google search

    • Jen

      its a new thing. you can have big tits AND small tits with the press of a button!

    • Advert Vet

      Maybe pre-op and post-op photos.

  • Glove Model

    #10 vs #5 … somebody had some work done… NICE!!!!

  • mecheng

    #29 #37 Mind the GAPS…..what a lovely A$$

    • lloyd christmas

      she's a bad b*tch

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    That is one aggressive tramp stamp

  • CincyHere

    Do you even lift?

  • Pepper Brooks

    Efffin A Cotton!

    • D-Rock

      Right you are, Pepper.

  • Jeff

    There's such a thing as too fit for a lady, in my humble opinion, and this is an example. I'm not saying there's anything wrong, just not my cup of tea.

    • Scruff McDuff

      Wit ya bro

    • northerner

      Yes, agree. She's close enough to crossing that fitness line for a woman to the point where she loses her softness-femininity. She is a lovely woman, but too fit. Some of the poses are very nice, some, not so much. Too close to looking like a man. Ouch.

  • Guyism Speed Round

    #2 #3 #4 proof that she needs to stop layering on all that makeup!

    • jonathan

      they have to cake on makeup for comps because the judges are about ten feet away off stage judging them

  • Melas ain't

    Good lord what did you guys do, hack her body space account?

    • Lloyd Christmas


  • James

    #3 vs #7 me thinks someone had some work done…

    • Derp

      I prefer the "before". I'm tired of these fitness models with 2% body fat and bolt-ons that look comical.

      • Jen

        you're into fitness? how bout fitten this dick in yo mouth!

        god i crack myself up.

  • Frank

    Trebek : "Maybe. It depends how much i've had to dirnk"

    Me: "What is my answer to the question, 'Would you have sex with Margret Gnarr"

  • Jamie Gibson

    #31 drooool

    • HUH?

      and a board with leather straps and chains? nope, im not thinking the dirty thoughts now.

  • Losing faith

    If you go to the gym dressed like this #15, you are a whore. Seriously. Chive is nothing but a soft porn site anymore. What happened to all the funny stuff you used to put on here?

    • keeping the faith

      obviously they were dressed like that for the photo shoot they were doing. I guess all the good stuff the chive does doesn't count for anything. you're a dbag

    • howie felthersnatch

      you're gay

      • TheJoeGreene

        Ah, homophobia. Way to prove what a shithole the Chive has become.

    • little fudge

      yor mums soft porn

    • aaayup

      I have to agree… I only go to the chive to look at posts like this, the gap and flbp…. everything else doesnt compare

    • Yeahhh

      I don't care much for you.

    • TheJoeGreene

      Exactly. Bravo on calling it like it is. It went from a fun and creative site to douchebag, fratboy shit.

      • Alana

        It's a girl that's just jealous. Go back to eating your cheetos and shut it 🙂

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