Well, that escalated quickly (48 Photos)

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  • Tiber_Septim

    #22 FPS Russia everything escalates quickly! FTW

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #18 This is for neutering us, motherfucker!

  • Ray

    #31 That Good Guy doll looks kinda big.

  • Richard

    #7 He must know Jose Canseco.

    • Rocks Off

      Hey Richard, 1987 called, it wants its sports joke back.

  • Justin

    #1 REALLY needs to be taken down. Speaking as someone who works at the clackamas town center, aka the mall that just got shot up BY A DUDE IN A MASK WIELDING an Automatic Assault Rifle… COMEON…

    • Matticus

      sorry to hear that.. but no one asked you to click on this page… you could have easily just passed it and went on to the next

      • Left Slipper

        Just about every joke known to man is rooted in someone's misfortune, whether its you making a fool of yourself or someone else's shortcomings, someone is always being laughed at. Since you come here for a laugh, which would typically be at someone else's expense (From a Herr Derp-er to a grumpy cat's looks), it would be hypocritical of you to demand that a post be taken down because it offends you (albeit very indirectly a.k.a. why aren't you petitioning against the release of GTA V?). Long troll short, if you can't take an insult, don't expect to give them (and GTFO). If you can, then KCCO.

        • http://Xnxx.com Fade

          Yea what he ☝ said.

      • DUBU2DEATH

        Wonder if he knows that the orange tip means its a toy gun or airsoft.

    • ilbrutto

      Get over yourself man. It only offends you. So if someone mows down a group of kids with a car, should all depictions of cars be removed from media for an indeterminate about of time? This post has nothing to do with the shooting at all, and your connection is arbitrary at best.

    • joe

      How about if you just play hide and go fuck yourself?
      There is always a tragedy somewhere… it:s humor that makes life bearable.

    • xjrich

      its all fun and games til someone gets sensitive

    • Dan

      Is not even a real gun, check the top of the flash hider, is a orange tip. It's a Airsoft gun.

    • Jack

      These are 2 dudes, how is that the same?

    • ChiveApprentice

      FYI justin, being from louisville. This is referencing to a local UofL blog. We like to call it the Card Chronicle Bird Mask. Fancy we know. But who cares. #BeatFlorida

      • NipChuck

        Just be glad they're wearing pants…

        • ULBD

          CCBM makes the chive…somewhere rutherford is pantless

    • GI Joe

      An automatic assault rifle??? Are you with the media???

    • west

      Welcome to the internet. Sorry you were offended by a random picture.

    • Dan

      What a D-bag

    • Joe Mamma

      That's a semi-auto, not "automatic". Also, a guy just killed 22 kids in China with a knife so stop scape goating guns.

      • Miller0700

        Um, he actually didn't kill 22 kids with a knife they were all injured. Not killed.


      • ...

        Injured not killed still terrible though

  • bh4q

    #40 Genius

  • LeO

    Happy holidays

  • Seth

    #26 There are easier ways to make the Olympics.

    • DDD

      Well he is definitely not skipping leg day…

    • Yes I Lift

      Something tells me this in fact did NOT escalate quickly, but rather very slowly and carefully.

    • Justin

      Give this man a medal… or at the very least, a cuddle and a beer. Oh, what things the back of his neck just saw… the horrible things.

    • ChiveGuest

      while not cover photo worthy, definately a closer for FLBP

    • JustSayin'

      Future Lower Back Problems

  • bp6793

    #31 That guy next to them is way to calm

    • bp6793

      "Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you."

      • Luddite Grammar PoPo

        Gaffigan's 1st Corollary: "Whenever you correct someone for correcting someone's grammar, just remember that nobody likes you, too."

    • Gallus

      " … too …"

  • MonkeyMadness

    #14 Never mind, I don't have to as bad as I thought.

    • gclark

      If no ones in their, just stand 3 ft back and fire away. Hell, if you ever see this in the morning with morning wood stand 10ft back.

    • socceroos6

      And not a single piss was given that day!

      • tv_paul

        Off with their heads.

    • Deep Dish

      This is a perfect way to have people pissing all over the floor.

  • Andy Valentine

    #38 The glorious return of hoverhand

    • https://www.facebook.com/michael.froment Michael Froment

      Tis good to know that I wasn't the only one who saw this.

    • nate33uc

      find these chicks

      • tom

        girl on the left is Jennifer Stano David

    • MylesofStyles

      This is actually a rare instance of the elusive Double-Hoverhand. It's scarcity is due to the rarity of two women at once being in such close proximity to the Hoverhander.

      • Jeff Albertson

        Pulling off the Double-Hoverhand must be why he's got that "like a boss" face…

  • Wookie

    #46 Rooster?

    • Wookie

      *Rooter… ;-)

  • RealZoo

    #26…This guy will have FLBP.

    • Rubberbandman

      Yeah, but I don't wnt 2 c him in the nxt post

    • Taco_Depot

      slow hand clap, sir

      • Nishtai

        In the immediate future.

  • xjrich

    i hope #1 is goin to kill some cubbies

    • aintitpuny

      "This your first bank robbery. You'll do fine, just as long as you follow the cardinal rule".

  • Warren

    #37 How do you spill your spaghetti so bad your pants fall off?

    • Kiki

      Quit FAP'ing on your meatballs freak! Oh yeah, you like special sauce on the pisghetti.

      • ccc

        Yup, spilled spaghetti is wayyyy worse than cancer. Thank-you for this picture, sir.

    • Taco_Depot

      Trust me. It's possible.

  • BigManJones

    #18. Think someone said, 'stop barking orders!'

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    #37 Who faps using spaghetti??

    Real men use English Mustard!

    • MylesofStyles

      Not me *eyes dart side to side while slowly backing out of room*

  • wigirl

    #29 is how my friend died. Not cool.

    • Jawbone

      He shouldn't have gotten so buried in his work then.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      "Hello, OSHA?"

  • K-1

    #14: This one made me shudder
    #38: Got a couple "Find Hers" right there!

    • DDD

      You really want to find the girl in the yellow??

      • K-1

        If that's what you're into… By all means. But no, clearly I was referring to the two in the front!

  • Aaron G

    #37 ever fap so hard spaghetti shot out

  • Wednesday

    #28 American Gods?

    • Jessica

      My thoughts EXACTLY! They need to check the trunk!

  • nope

    'Stir Crazy – 2012'

  • dashiellx


    FIX THIS!!!! Unicorn is wearing a Swastika arm band!

    • Boomer Sooner

      It's meant to be nonsense. There is a cat riding a fireshooting nazi unicorn which is killing what is obviously a zombie. Take your political correct zealotry elsewhere, douche bag.

      • MylesofStyles

        You have no idea how hard I started to laugh when I realized you were being serious.

        • passwordistaco

          about the pic or the zombies?

          Just saying that isn't how zombies are depicted, meaning that isn't what the pic was going for. Come on man.

    • https://www.facebook.com/yann.mathieu Yann

      Well, it has been deleted quickly!

  • dashiellx
  • niitsitapi13

    #37 The face in the clothes is always judging, but naturally silent.

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