Soooo…. you got wasted (29 Photos)

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  • Moose


  • Wacko30

    #27 Murica!

    • Matthew

      Yup, I miss the drinking days,

    • one nut

      Find Her. I want MOAR

      • Just a Guy


        • Imzkid


          • Guest1

            Motion carried.

      • Chiver_Sammy

        Must Find her….. We want MOAR….

  • George Lucas


  • hpph00

    #29 Go home Santa, you're drunk!

    • AmBush_Steve

      Ha! If I had to make a living doing what a typical mall Santa had to do, I'd have been so drunk I wouldn't have been able to make it to the parking lot.

      • Hrdwood

        'Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the mall
        Every Santa was plastered and ready to fall…

        • zackgonick

          Poetry at its finest.

    • Scott Barlage

      He's trying

    • Robzombie

      Reminds me of "Bad Santa". Awesome movie

    • Derek

      I laughed so hard i farted

      • AnythingGoEz

        I farted so hard, I laughed.

  • Stick

    Breaking News: Water is Wet!

    • Guest

      Its pop not soda

      • Guest

        It's soda. Depends on the region you live.

        • itspop

          no. fuck you. its pop

          • Stick

            No, fuck you, it's soda, ya hick.

          • Tankus

            POP? Where the fuck do people call that pop?

      • smart'n up

        calling it pop makes you sound like a dumb southern idiot . its soda

        • Hank Hill

          Down here, we call all soft drinks Coke. It don't matter what brand it is. Idiots think Southerners call it pop.

          • Stick

            And isn't that pantsonhead retarded?

          • smart'n up

            Calling all soda coke is even more dumb than pop . Which proves that most southern people are idiots … Learn how to talk .

            • @coralmonster

              in Canada, we call it pop…. we're the most North so we win.

        • BearBryant

          Gotta love the dumb ass yankees.

          • smart'n up

            Hill billy's calling yankees dumb .. hahhaaa you people are by far the most stupid people I have ever heard . There isn't even a close second place .Nice try .

            • Hank Hill

              I'm not a hillbilly. Were you aware that the entire Southeast is NOT covered without mountains? Dumbass.

        • General Lee

          I'm from the south and I call it soda. Go shit in your hat, dicknose.

      • AZFan

        No it's soda pop.

        • Stick

          Gee, Wally. Are you from the 50s?

          • AZFan

            yes I am and my time machine is working great.

      • upandatthem

        in Australia, we actually call it "soft drink". Seeing you say the words "pop" and "soda" make me laugh. They're baby words!

        • MrSusan20

          we call soft drink soft drink and hard drink beer.

      • STU

        You all sound like dopes arguing about what a beverage is called. Grow up or grow op. Do one or the other and i'll be happy.

    • yolo

      more importantly, when did they start selling berries and cream dr pepper?

  • moho512

    Just take my money!! I want #12

  • Abusement_Park

    #14. Munching bush. You're doing it wrong.

  • Shea

    #21 girls like wtf

    • tralfaz

      girls like – "Mommy, when is Uncle Larry leaving?"

  • Tombrady

    Merry Xmas fags!!!

    • Seabass

      this aint 4chan a-hole

      • WineEmDineEm69Em

        Kick his ass seabass!

    • LaF310

      I guess that makes Tom Brady a f** since he didn't get bleeped when he said f**. Just like all of New England, a big group of f**s!

  • penguin slayer

    #27 find her! please.

    • savagecabbage

      deadly tits

    • Matticus

      the one in the green, right? Yaow!

  • mike

    Please find #27! Clothing optional..

  • passwordistaco

    #29 One of my favorite things about Christmas is this video making the rounds again. Always funny

  • Tiber_Septim

    #18 thank you Capt Obvious

  • tjo55555

    #27 She needs to be found ASAP

    • Lboogie13

      Absolutely. I'll excuse the douchey peace sign and what is probably a duck face under that cup because bewbs.

      • Guest

        Though I'm sure she doesn't know it, that's actually the Victory sign, not the peace sign….

  • Irish

    You don't say!!!!!

  • N2MotoX

    #11 Looks like someone is going back to her roots! Nice form!

  • Squirrel

    #7 … Thanks to this fella, I'm now motivated enough to fire up the grill and break out the American Honey I've got sitting in the cabinet. Good ole Kansas City style BBQ, coming up!

  • @spudrik79

    #21 isn't that Andy from Parks & Rec?

  • Canucks_Rule

    #2 – i would like this tee for xmas.

    • OhioChiver

      Been there. Done that. Lets not advertise it. 😉

  • That_Alberta_Redneck

    #27 I know what I want for Christmas this year

  • smart'n up

    Its not hoagies or grinders its a sub .. boy u people are dumb as Fuck

    • Stick

      Sub? What are you eating? A watercraft? Come on now, it's hoagie.

  • Anthony Daugherity

    #15 Tent zippers can be tricky even when sober.

  • John Knolhoff

    #27 fits into so many categories, flbp, photobomb, so you got drunk

  • CathtrineLee

    #25 Man, his mouth is open and everything!

    • yaknow

      i dgaf if it was my best friend, that guy would be dead if he did that to me

      • Fish

        Yeah, and he totally destroyed the furniture. Whatta First Class Douche! Punches would rainin down on that Bitch.

    • Child Please

      What kind of fucked up nasty-ass shit brown water is that? Fuck that.

  • Mari

    #12 Shelves go home, you're drunk!

    • erw311

      Just about to post that 😀

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