Don’t worry, that’ll buff out (30 Photos)

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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    That'll buff out??

    NOT IF YOUR BELOVED PAULA HAD ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!!1!

    #21 reminds me of an axe… I mean ex….

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – AAAAAND IT'S FIRST!!1! Slow asshats finish second. At bestest.

    • Yeahhh

      Well that sucked..

    • Jack Wagon

      Hey Paula, I got something to put in your mouth…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I can haz cheeseburger?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        -the one you love to hate

    • Loki

      At least you didn't just write "first" you managed to write a whole lot of other dribble and still beat all the head cases. I don't know if that's a good thing or not. I'm confused.

    • Da niel

      I will always let you finish first Paula la la la la!!!!

    • jokerz4fun

      I think the playground in the background adds a nice touch to the picture. Hey ya never know maybe the kids were jacked up on pixie sticks.

    • #1paulafan

      I've missed you Paula, your post make me all warm and fuzzy inside

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Yeah yeah yeah, I've added you to the fan testimonial database already, stop kissing; even my ass can only take so much.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "I've missed you Paula, your post make me all warm and fuzzy inside. – # 1paulafan"

  • Tillman61

    #6 Cars are one thing, but that one had to hurt…

    • Guest

      #22 reminds me of 911

      #insidejob

  • NorCal420

    #30… how fucking terrifying😦

    • Notknowing

      To all those people who don't use their signal and cut me off in traffic. This is what I feel you deserve.

      • kaaaBLAAAM!

        that person in the car is dead for sure. No way they arent. look, when the car gets close, there is only half of it barely. driver is a pancake.

        • Michele

          I noticed the driver side was smashed in too… hopefully there was no one in the car, or else this is a terrifically fucked up GIF.

    • Stew Art

      car is definitely saving on gas

  • Phil

    #24 each of these drivers should be shot

    • testudo321

      Bad driving got nothing to do with it. Flash floods after sudden heavy rain pushed the cars into the pile up.

    • nukinfuts

      Was after a flood in Italy.

    • Simon

      Because shooting people makes you a big man, yes?

  • xDV8x

    #15 Polish Arm Wrestling!

  • tv_paul

    #20 You forgot the fries.

  • Plurp

    #12 This is like one of those home movies in Sinister. Seriously tho, what the hell is wrong with our youth today?

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Pokemon and MTV

    • Anomanom

      Failed schools, stupid parents, and facebook

      • Notknowing

        …and complete lack of common sense.

        • kaaaBLAAAM!

          they still have pokemon? I had gameboy pokemon in the 5th grade, in like 98 or 99. But anyways wtf are they trying to accomplish here? rube goldberg experiment designed by a stapler.

    • http://reamers.org/clowns.htm Handjob Murphy

      It appears to be some turbo-wedgie combined with a kick-in-the-crotch-inator, except he missed the landing. It still achieved the initial goals, however, which is commendable. It's just that the cost was more than he anticipated….or was it?

    • PasserBy

      YOLO ??

      • Ponderous

        youth are no stupider today, it is just easier to see the dumb shit they do.

        • Ayeeee ;)

          the man speaks the truth.

    • Jack Wagon

      Most of these could also be in the Darwin's Exceptions post too hahaha

    • Dan

      Has nothing to do with 'today'. My pop says when he was a teenager, he and his friends would get going down the highway in a bug, sit on the edge of the sunroof, and take potshots at cacti with a small rifle as they sped by. This was considered fairly tame. Youth is stupid, that's just how it is.

  • HTRS

    #4 Sauk Centre MN
    #9 Minneapolis MN

    • kikass

      actually #9 was Monticello, MN

  • fucked

    #2 Me, every time I tried to cross a river in Oregon Trail

  • truckerjohn

    #9 watched i guy end up like this last year

  • Cubexxx

    seriously #30 oO

  • KeepinCalm

    #21 somebody got caught dippin' their pen in the wrong ink bottle

  • Trav1121

    #12 How many idiots does it take to pull off a cool feat? Apparently, just one…

    • Notknowing

      ..and his famous last words were 'Hey, watch this!'

  • byg.nick

    #5 ATV Football?
    #23 fucking sweet.

  • OhioChiver

    #19 These new cars that park themselves….gettin a bit out of hand.

    • johan

      wut? this is not the drive thru? my bad.

  • CplCupcake

    #7 may be intentional to create a reef.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Obviously this is a mid-sea collision between a boat and a train dumbass!!1!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "Paula- a celebrity type among trolls, – non nasty -highly intelligent, can be some what annoying, hilariously funny & sometimes hilariously unfunny too….whatever you say to Paula to try to wind her up she'll invariably bat you right out of the park..with her usual style & pizazz.. – GeorgiaRosa"

    • IrishInNJ

      Hit it on the head son.

  • Mikeg01sf

    You ever poop so hard..that when you go to wipe..there nothing there

    • Lboogie13

      That has nothing to do with this post but yes, yes I have pooped that hard. I thought I was the only one.

    • Notknowing

      That's after your head caves in.

    • RaZZo

      That's known as "ghost shit"

      • takenadump

        "ghost shit" is when it feels like you pooped and the TP has shit but there is no turd in the bowl… hence, the shit is a ghost

  • http://twitter.com/ChristineWilbrt @ChristineWilbrt

    #24
    go home cars, you are drunk

  • BigManJones

    #7. They were doing that on purpose to build a reef off of the coast.

    • 16inchzipper

      #12 They were doing this on purpose too.

  • MichaelBoom

    #24 who didnt yield SMH!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #13 delivering bridges has never been easy

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    • Deaner

      i seen that i was stuck in traffic for hours in lloydminster the funny thing is that is a hoe owned by the company i work for suprised to see that on the chive

    • Slowpoke

      Way to go lloydminster. That was the talk of the town for quite some time.

  • clenis

    #12 What were they trying to do anyway?

    • B4 I FU RU 18

      Shits n giggles

    • Boondock

      They were trying to have sex

  • GrayLord

    #29 the most of that will polish out …

    • Gaaah.

      Ouch, landed right on his penis.

  • Lboogie13

    #20 Go home car, you are drunk.

  • drewfus

    #23 fucking cool

    • sumgi

      I feel like I could watch it all day.

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