Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

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  • Nat3dawg

    #25 Ahh yes, just fantastic you be!

    • Mrme

      When lifhtning strikes asphault #25

    • SmokeyTheBear

      That gap…damn. I don't know how else to explain it.

      • Nat3dawg

        Something words cannot describe

    • Berty

      Absolutely glorious.

      • Nat3dawg

        Sure is!

        • JBS

          By the beard of zues.. Perfection.

    • m.c.

      why does the watermark read, "Fart?"

      • Skermitt

        Hahahaha! I was wondering the same thing!

        • Nat3dawg

          Didn't even notice the fart until you guys said something. I was paying all my attention on that lovely booty

    • SAV Chiver

      Well here are the rest of the pics. Warning it gets NSFW!

      • Nat3dawg

        You sir.. You are a good man!

    • http://twitter.com/Davieboy817 @Davieboy817

      dat gluteus maximus

      • Findangle

        #42 ha ha, very funny mother fucker!! You are missing our igloos and dog sled's!!

    • bdg

      #25 #43 #47 and #50 FTW!!!!!!!!!! I bet ya'll wont post again?!?!?!?!

  • Ryan

    #25 #43 #47
    Oh my god yes

    • Anon

      Too Short would destory that…after you Shake That Monkey

    • Grumpy

      #43 – Not sure if it's too short. Does it cover your penis?

      • TNchiver

        Just when i was starting to believe I was the only one who thinks she is disgusting.

    • McChiver


    • VaderWRX

      You forgot #39

    • Chive sucks

      They got the "too short" and black thing girl off reddit. These aren't chivettes…..

      • GlibTongue

        Pretty sure the too short girl in black is 'Got Gisele'. Probably pics from her twitter account.

        • Dan

          winner winner chicken dinner

    • Blue Bronco

      43 – NO! Never too short

      • Alex

        If anything it's too long. Remove it all and replace it with a bikini so Chive can post it without black bars!

      • Mick

        She's a whire.

        • Chipper chomper


    • chicago_animal

      Nice of you girls to wear your RAPE ME outfits.

    • Dave

      Too short? The series of pics? Yes

  • Tillman61

    #4 Too cute – Keep Calm and Chive On little girl!

    • JHL1

      I think she burned it too ;)

      • Get help

        You got problems dude

      • Kyle429

        What in the hell? You sick fuck.

    • ekgraider

      What a great smile!

  • AlbertaFTW

    #3 I can't wait for holidays!!!!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/whysoslow Michael Wojciak

      Anyone else see Darth Vader in that pic?

    • Trav1121

      If you were really AlbertaFTW, you would have included #21 in your post! Fixed!

      • AlbertaFTW

        I didn't even see the text…wonder why. But thanks for the fix

    • NorCal420

      spraying the gnar

      • AlbertaFTW

        Heck yes!

  • Pedros_Rooster

    #25 I would rather not associate F-ART with an ass like that.

    • Dre

      I bet that ass produces the most beautiful and artistic farts out there

    • hootie

      really? cause Id suck a fart right out of that keister and blow it back in her face :)

      • ChinChinNeck

        Please sir, blow it in my face

  • TheYesMan25

    #25 #28 YES!!!

  • Blue Bronco

    #1 Elaine from Seinfeld?

    • linkx

      I prefer to call her..TR-6

    • Steve

      Well done Blue Bronco…made me laugh.

    • NorCal420


    • Dr_StrangePants

      Good Call!

  • Knuckle Sandwhich

    #25 Well hello!

  • http://twitter.com/Davieboy817 @Davieboy817

    #18 The bro code is strong in this one!

    • Frank M

      #18 This may be the most selfless, beautiful gift a man has ever given to another man.

      Chive the Fuck On dude in Apt 3F!!!

    • SmokeyTheBear

      This is just…friggin' awesome.

      • http://twitter.com/Davieboy817 @Davieboy817

        Fellow Chivers follow me on twitter.

        • SmokeyTheBear

          I will never leave a Twat on anyone's page. Especially those who ask.

        • Jon's Father


  • Ben

    moar #2 please

  • connie

    #37 is a dude, right?

    • adder

      no, but #43 has to be. definition of a butter girl.

      • Tyler Rauch

        that girl with the short skirt is a huge cam model.. not sure if its a dude prob not

      • DrGarnicus

        And that explains the dress

      • The Authority

        Cincinnati Bengal. Good jersey, bad helmet.

      • duh

        no that'd be #50. hot bod, butter face….

        • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery TommyD

          I was going to disagree with you on the first part, but I was always told if you don't have anything nice to say about a girls body, don't say anything at all.

    • Undershooter30

      #37 Please let this not be your last time to submit! You are smoking hot!

    • Tornpantz

      chins too pointy, i think. i have been fooled before

    • SmokeyTheBear

      This chick is gorgeous! What's wrong with you?

      • Nat3dawg

        This dude must be visually impaired

        • Nat3dawg

          To clarify I meant Connie not Smokey

    • Just saying

      Shes got a wicked chin but still mean……

    • non

      By God… I think this ones retarded guys.

    • holyshit

      don't know why you are getting so many thumbs down. first thought was this is a dude. look at the chin-jaw line of the top pic.

    • Hazel

      I thought it was that Courtney Stodden thing in the first picture – the second with the hat is better

    • chiver

      Lol I was thinking the same thing.

  • Andrea


    I've had so many friends send me Zoe's story. It's amazing how big/inspirational the chive has become.

  • Question_Mark_

    #50 God bless the Internet

    #4 awesome!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/ColorForDays Bethany Salyer

      What's up with her left leg…

      • this guy

        she's wearing legs in this picture?

      • Pretty Smile


    • http://twitter.com/woodmania87 @woodmania87

      More like God bless @violaceousgirl!

    • lucid_eye

      I have been having violaceousgirl girl withdrawals. Thanks John.

  • wantomas

    #3 gives me a snow boner. #25 gives me a boner boner.

    • Acidvolta

      Her boner gave you a boner?

  • Undershooter30

    #18 That is a solid neighbor right there. I need to move next to this guy.

  • KayMan

    it could be a little shorter but i wont hold it against you #43

    • YOYO

      Got Gisele??

    • Mikey

      Definitely "Love Gisele"…a quick google search will find some nice NSFW pics…enjoy

      • BackpageLosAngeles

        and a quick backpage los angeles area will get you a "date" with her….she's what I like to call rent-a-girlfriend for 1 hour.

        no joke

        do what a guy and a gf do, too btw.

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      thank god for girls growing up without a father figure

    • hmm

      I would hold "IT" against her…just saying

    • Steel Jaguar

      I was about to say it was a bit too long for my taste. MOAR!

  • Ahh Yeahh

    #50 Sweet Jebs

  • dagleja3

    #50 – @violaceous girl is the ultimate chivette!!

    • Nutterball

      I want to _____ her _____ with my ______.

      There are no wrong answers.

      • TheFontMaster

        No wrong answers? Challenge accepted.

        1. drop, off, brother
        2. show, stars, telescope
        3. run, over, car

        • Nutterball

          touche'. How did you bring your mind from the gutta?

          The brotherly drop off is definitely a wrong answer.

          The other two, hey at least you spent some time together.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I'm in love…I would do unspeakable things to be with that girl.

      • OhioChiver

        Yeah, Imma gonna have to agree with the above post. Repeatedly. Well done Viola. ;)

    • hmm

      because bewbs….

  • Ian

    #43 Nope, yer good.

  • Mikeg01sf

    You ever poop so hard…that when you go to clean theres nothing there

    • DirtBag

      Yes, and it makes me feel like I've conquered the world.

    • louistulley

      Sometimes I pretend to poop so I can play angry birds at work

    • Greg

      That's called a mystery poo

      • MattyDeuce

        I call it a "poodini," like Houdini the magician, cause it disappeared

        And when you wipe and there is nothing, it's a ghost wipe!

    • jjjjjjjj

      if you get a decent amount of fiber this is normal
      Not hard pooping but clean

  • Sasky

    Is #1 the TR-6?!

  • ladle


    • Gonz

      #41 "Gleaming the Cube". Anyone? No?

      • Yeahhh

        Epic movie. Christian Slater.

  • JohnD

    #2 Glorious!

  • Ohaider



    • winfields

      beaver huntin'

    • CrossCamel

      Holy crap #47 you look amazing!

  • Whoopi_G

    #15 I'd like to lay a bead down on her.

    • Yowza

      No slag there.

    • Old whiskey

      She can inspect my root anytime. I always have a hot rod to fill a gap.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1390422459 Kennedy Coggins

        Probly a 2 in gap rod lol

        • Louis

          2 in gap rod?……….

    • longshot421

      Any RT with her would be a money shot.

      Sorry, most of the good welding puns were taken. ;-)

    • DirtBag

      Screw the puns, I wanna fuck her.

    • Rossetti

      Bahahaha my pipe just went from 6g to 5g

      • Bromat

        Feeling intimidated will do that to a guy. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

        • Nice try

          You know 5 gauge is bigger than 6 right?

          • 4508r

            Weld position

    • JohnD

      #15 I don't say this often, but MOAR! Please!

      • ccc

        I'll spot weld my chest and she can inspect it.

    • Verbal_Kint

      I'd lay some pipe for sure. Oh shit, wait… I thought it was a plumbing joke. Sorry…

    • eat more pork

      I bet some rods get heated up when she's around

      • Moop

        Think she's got gas?

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