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Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

December 18, 2012 | In: DAR, Random

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Nat3dawg

#25 Ahh yes, just fantastic you be!

Berty

Absolutely glorious.

Nat3dawg

Sure is!

JBS

By the beard of zues.. Perfection.

SmokeyTheBear

That gap…damn. I don't know how else to explain it.

Nat3dawg

Something words cannot describe

m.c.

why does the watermark read, "Fart?"

Skermitt

Hahahaha! I was wondering the same thing!

Nat3dawg

Didn't even notice the fart until you guys said something. I was paying all my attention on that lovely booty

SAV Chiver

Well here are the rest of the pics. Warning it gets NSFW!
http://vk.com/f.art1

Nat3dawg

You sir.. You are a good man!

http://twitter.com/Davieboy817 @Davieboy817

dat gluteus maximus

Findangle

#42 ha ha, very funny mother fucker!! You are missing our igloos and dog sled's!!

Mrme

When lifhtning strikes asphault #25
bdg

#25 #43 #47 and #50 FTW!!!!!!!!!! I bet ya'll wont post again?!?!?!?!

Ryan

#25 #43 #47
Oh my god yes

Blue Bronco

43 – NO! Never too short

Alex

If anything it's too long. Remove it all and replace it with a bikini so Chive can post it without black bars!
Mick

She's a whire.

Chipper chomper

Whore*

Chive sucks

They got the "too short" and black thing girl off reddit. These aren't chivettes…..

GlibTongue

Pretty sure the too short girl in black is 'Got Gisele'. Probably pics from her twitter account.

Dan

winner winner chicken dinner

VaderWRX

You forgot #39
Anon

Too Short would destory that…after you Shake That Monkey
chicago_animal

Nice of you girls to wear your RAPE ME outfits.
McChiver

NOPE!!! ITS TOO DAMN LONG!!!
Grumpy

#43 – Not sure if it's too short. Does it cover your penis?

TNchiver

Just when i was starting to believe I was the only one who thinks she is disgusting.

Dave

Too short? The series of pics? Yes

Tillman61

#4 Too cute – Keep Calm and Chive On little girl!

ekgraider

What a great smile!
JHL1

I think she burned it too

Kyle429

What in the hell? You sick fuck.
Get help

You got problems dude

AlbertaFTW

#3 I can't wait for holidays!!!!!!

NorCal420

spraying the gnar

AlbertaFTW

Heck yes!

https://www.facebook.com/whysoslow Michael Wojciak

Anyone else see Darth Vader in that pic?
Trav1121

If you were really AlbertaFTW, you would have included #21 in your post! Fixed!

AlbertaFTW

I didn't even see the text…wonder why. But thanks for the fix

Pedros_Rooster

#25 I would rather not associate F-ART with an ass like that.

hootie

really? cause Id suck a fart right out of that keister and blow it back in her face

ChinChinNeck

Please sir, blow it in my face

Dre

I bet that ass produces the most beautiful and artistic farts out there

TheYesMan25

#25 #28 YES!!!
Blue Bronco

#1 Elaine from Seinfeld?

Steve

Well done Blue Bronco…made me laugh.
NorCal420

AWESOME
linkx

I prefer to call her..TR-6
Dr_StrangePants

Good Call!

Knuckle Sandwhich

#25 Well hello!
http://twitter.com/Davieboy817 @Davieboy817

#18 The bro code is strong in this one!

SmokeyTheBear

This is just…friggin' awesome.

http://twitter.com/Davieboy817 @Davieboy817

Fellow Chivers follow me on twitter.

SmokeyTheBear

I will never leave a Twat on anyone's page. Especially those who ask.
Jon's Father

Why?

Frank M

#18 This may be the most selfless, beautiful gift a man has ever given to another man.

Chive the Fuck On dude in Apt 3F!!!

Ben

moar #2 please
connie

#37 is a dude, right?

adder

no, but #43 has to be. definition of a butter girl.

The Authority

Cincinnati Bengal. Good jersey, bad helmet.
DrGarnicus

And that explains the dress
Tyler Rauch

that girl with the short skirt is a huge cam model.. not sure if its a dude prob not
duh

no that'd be #50. hot bod, butter face….

http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery TommyD

I was going to disagree with you on the first part, but I was always told if you don't have anything nice to say about a girls body, don't say anything at all.

Undershooter30

#37 Please let this not be your last time to submit! You are smoking hot!
Tornpantz

chins too pointy, i think. i have been fooled before
SmokeyTheBear

This chick is gorgeous! What's wrong with you?

Nat3dawg

This dude must be visually impaired

Nat3dawg

To clarify I meant Connie not Smokey

Hazel

I thought it was that Courtney Stodden thing in the first picture – the second with the hat is better
holyshit

don't know why you are getting so many thumbs down. first thought was this is a dude. look at the chin-jaw line of the top pic.
non

By God… I think this ones retarded guys.
Just saying

Shes got a wicked chin but still mean……
chiver

Lol I was thinking the same thing.

Andrea

#4

I've had so many friends send me Zoe's story. It's amazing how big/inspirational the chive has become.
Question_Mark_

#50 God bless the Internet

#4 awesome!!!!

http://twitter.com/woodmania87 @woodmania87

More like God bless @violaceousgirl!
http://www.facebook.com/ColorForDays Bethany Salyer

What's up with her left leg…

this guy

she's wearing legs in this picture?
Pretty Smile

PS

lucid_eye

I have been having violaceousgirl girl withdrawals. Thanks John.

wantomas

#3 gives me a snow boner. #25 gives me a boner boner.

Acidvolta

Her boner gave you a boner?

Undershooter30

#18 That is a solid neighbor right there. I need to move next to this guy.
KayMan

it could be a little shorter but i wont hold it against you #43

YOYO

Got Gisele??
http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

thank god for girls growing up without a father figure
hmm

I would hold "IT" against her…just saying
Mikey

Definitely "Love Gisele"…a quick google search will find some nice NSFW pics…enjoy

BackpageLosAngeles

and a quick backpage los angeles area will get you a "date" with her….she's what I like to call rent-a-girlfriend for 1 hour.

no joke

do what a guy and a gf do, too btw.

Steel Jaguar

I was about to say it was a bit too long for my taste. MOAR!

Ahh Yeahh

#50 Sweet Jebs
#25
dagleja3

#50 – @violaceous girl is the ultimate chivette!!

hmm

because bewbs….
SmokeyTheBear

I'm in love…I would do unspeakable things to be with that girl.

OhioChiver

Yeah, Imma gonna have to agree with the above post. Repeatedly. Well done Viola.

Nutterball

I want to _____ her _____ with my ______.

There are no wrong answers.

TheFontMaster

No wrong answers? Challenge accepted.

1. drop, off, brother
2. show, stars, telescope
3. run, over, car

Nutterball

touche'. How did you bring your mind from the gutta?

The brotherly drop off is definitely a wrong answer.

The other two, hey at least you spent some time together.

Ian

#43 Nope, yer good.
Mikeg01sf

You ever poop so hard…that when you go to clean theres nothing there

louistulley

Sometimes I pretend to poop so I can play angry birds at work
Greg

That's called a mystery poo

MattyDeuce

I call it a "poodini," like Houdini the magician, cause it disappeared

And when you wipe and there is nothing, it's a ghost wipe!

jjjjjjjj

if you get a decent amount of fiber this is normal
Not hard pooping but clean
DirtBag

Yes, and it makes me feel like I've conquered the world.

Sasky

Is #1 the TR-6?!
ladle

dradle

Gonz

#41 "Gleaming the Cube". Anyone? No?

Yeahhh

Epic movie. Christian Slater.

JohnD

#2 Glorious!
Ohaider

#47,#50

Moar!!

winfields

beaver huntin'
CrossCamel

Holy crap #47 you look amazing!

Whoopi_G

#15 I'd like to lay a bead down on her.

JohnD

#15 I don't say this often, but MOAR! Please!

ccc

I'll spot weld my chest and she can inspect it.

eat more pork

I bet some rods get heated up when she's around

Moop

Think she's got gas?

Verbal_Kint

I'd lay some pipe for sure. Oh shit, wait… I thought it was a plumbing joke. Sorry…
Rossetti

Bahahaha my pipe just went from 6g to 5g

Bromat

Feeling intimidated will do that to a guy. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

Nice try

You know 5 gauge is bigger than 6 right?

4508r

Weld position

longshot421

Any RT with her would be a money shot.

Sorry, most of the good welding puns were taken.
Old whiskey

She can inspect my root anytime. I always have a hot rod to fill a gap.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1390422459 Kennedy Coggins

Probly a 2 in gap rod lol

Louis

2 in gap rod?……….

Yowza

No slag there.
DirtBag

Screw the puns, I wanna fuck her.

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