New mail order brides are ready to set sail (34 Photos)

One thing I've learned from these posts is that Russia has terrible beaches.

#1 #17 #30

#18 I know all there is to know about the crying game.

This is so expoitive, insensitive and outright wrong, but if I had a gun to my head, #20. Definitely #20.

I will order this one #23

#23 and #33 can take half my assets if I found #2. Unless they are down for being sister wives…

So where do I put in my order?

can fedex get them here by Christmas?

Are they virgins? If so I'd like to order all of them…

#6. Hot, hot, hot.. I'm melting!

#20 is already engaged

alright #5, I'll give you everything I have, which is way more than you're going to get from that fat rich guy =)

#1 Can I have the order form?

I will take a #20 and a #23

#6 You're doing it right!

#1 shut up and take my money

Where do I order!? #2 #6 #13 #19

#3 Holy crap, can i buy her plane ticket now?!

#31 Hot. but will probably end up burning your house down.

#25, where is the "buy it now" button?

#1 #18 #30 #33 ordering all four and moving to Utah

#20 So Anne Hathaway is a mail order Bride? So you're sayin there's a chance.

I'll take one of each, no gift-wrapping needed!

#23 WOW!

#2, #5, & #34 are delicious!!!!!

You had me at #1