Work happens (26 Photos)

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  • Jb Van Camp

    I didn't see any tits 😦

    • MylesofStyles

      Don't be too upset. Odds are there will be girl out there who's willing to show them to you one day.

  • SJM

    Dear Chive, I dislike you a little more each time I have to clear the "Join the Chive on Facebook" banner from the bottom of your pages!

    • d-train

      Dear SJM, you don't actually have to clear the "Join the Chive on Facebook" banner to enjoy theCHIVE. On second thought, am I limiting my enjoyment by not doing that?

      • Unfkngblvbl

        I didn't even notice it until now. I cleared it, though, and zero fucks were given.

    • ahhhhhhhh

      yes it sucks fiiiiix it

  • trotterman

    Dave looks like he lost a fight with a raccoon.

  • Mark_Chris_Top5


    Was going to chirp this…. until I saw the beautiful chive shirt hanging up… thats some good stuff right there

  • MojoFilter

    #14 Explain, please.

    • urmom

      I don't get it either

      • Bob Barker

        Dude looks like Alan Rickman, who played Severus Snape in the Harry Potter movies. He even has a very similar hairstyle to Rickman's in the movies.

        Please don't take my man card, my wife made me watch them.

        • FNG

          I'm sorry sir But we are going to need to get that card back from you! NOW

          • KAFman

            Fuck you!
            I'm 30 and I LIKED the movies…

            It's okay dude, Toy Story 2 was okay…

        • Guest

          Had you said he looks like Alan Rickman, who played villain Hans Gruber in Die Hard, you could have kept the man card. But you didn't. Hand it over.

    • BStock

      severus snape?

    • chiver

      the only thing I can come up with is he looks like alan rickman

    • Thatonechick

      I think he looks like Snape, from harry potter

    • Turd Ferguson

      Doppleganger of one of the profs from Harry Potter, can't remember the name.

    • TheVanityScore

      i cant explain. but what i do see is a guy that looks like snape from harry potter. im guessing thats not it though

    • obviously

      Its a dude who works at an airport

    • ummm...

      The plane is late…

      • HP

        Ya, "now" time is 20 minutes later than "departure" time. But I admit I thought that looked like snape too

    • Bud

      You see, Snaped killed dumbledoor but only at his request. So he was bad, but not really.

    • maxnutter

      I thought it was a fat Trent Reznor…

  • connie



  • IrishInNJ

    #1 Tower One WTC, the antenna goes up starting tomorrow! USA!

  • misschris

    #17 "Mystery" You keep on using that word.. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    • tv_paul

      As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.

      • crustybubblechunks

        Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line

        • tv_paul

          No more rhymes now, I mean it.

          • crustybubblechunks

            Anybody want a peanut?

            • tv_paul


              • crustybubblechunks


    • T_liryc

      "I'm on the brute squad"
      "You are the brute squad"

      • dread pirate roberts

        It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass

  • Honey boo boo


    • IrishInNJ

      People still use "lol"?

      • tv_paul

        I know someone who still uses AOL……goodbye……

      • Claude

        hipster d-bags? no. People? yes.

    • Honey boo boo

      Honey boo bio does. Now go fuck yourself.

  • MDSerles

    #14 Professor Snape works for American Airlines! Who knew?!

  • tv_paul

    #14 May I have your attention please. All flights to Hogwarts have been delayed due to Dementors.

    • mel

      "please do not leave baggage unattended… people might think you're….. up to something…."

  • Benjamin

    Chive, I love what you do…really…but how many times are we going to see the guy driving a golf ball off the under-construction sky scraper?

  • MonkeyMadness

    #9 Some goals are not always easy to keep.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #20 Yikes

    • Ryan Anderson

      Where can I get a pair? lol

    • etcrr^


  • SmokeyTheBear

    #24 Yeah, no thank you.

  • mitch

    #14, "and where are you traveling to today"… " you are looking for gate 9 and 3/4. be sure you have no liquids in your trunk"

  • Wisti

    #15 I can't tell if the picture is too out of focus or I'm missing the entire point. Help?

    • obviously

      Jane Austin and Leo Tolstoy are established authors

      • bob

        not to mention dead

      • Cam Gilchrist

        The fact that he couldn't even figure it out is reason enough to pick up a book lol

    • um no...


      • carl

        i think it's just the reflection of the light that makes it look like "authers". so, um no, to you.

      • ArizonaBuck

        Authors isn't misspelled if that is what you are saying, that is just the light reflecting on the sign making it look like an "e"

  • tv_paul

    #19 That's right sell all my candy cane stock and roll it over into coal futures. I've gotta a hunch about a huge demand for it in the near future.

  • zamar

    I can feel the satisfaction in #2

  • meh

    Deliver it… to… Satan?

  • PDiddily420

    That dude looks like a real life Beavis!


  • erikhart

    #24 uh NOPE!

  • FarmBoy

    #15 I bet you some dumb worker who loves twilight did the set-up. Jane Austen and Leo Tolstoy "emerging authors?" What a joke. They died in 1817 and 1910, respectively.

  • Ryan

    Hahaha 12 hour Charlie Power in picture 11

  • Albertascotia


    Going up dare must have been a D-Dare, boy.

    Just jokin Newf's. 🙂

    • nfld

      best place in the world

    • NFLDer

      I fucking hate Albertans. Stupid, inbred, redneck assholes.
      Just joking Albertans.

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