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December 18, 2012 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Owned, Work Shenanigans
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Category: FAIL, Funny, Owned, Work Shenanigans
I didn't see any tits
Don't be too upset. Odds are there will be girl out there who's willing to show them to you one day.
Dear Chive, I dislike you a little more each time I have to clear the "Join the Chive on Facebook" banner from the bottom of your pages!
Dear SJM, you don't actually have to clear the "Join the Chive on Facebook" banner to enjoy theCHIVE. On second thought, am I limiting my enjoyment by not doing that?
I didn't even notice it until now. I cleared it, though, and zero fucks were given.
yes it sucks fiiiiix it
Dave looks like he lost a fight with a raccoon.
Close. Paint can.
THATS where i knew him from!
you meant truck right?
Was going to chirp this…. until I saw the beautiful chive shirt hanging up… thats some good stuff right there
#14 Explain, please.
I don't get it either
Dude looks like Alan Rickman, who played Severus Snape in the Harry Potter movies. He even has a very similar hairstyle to Rickman's in the movies.
Please don't take my man card, my wife made me watch them.
I'm sorry sir But we are going to need to get that card back from you! NOW
I'm 30 and I LIKED the movies…
It's okay dude, Toy Story 2 was okay…
Had you said he looks like Alan Rickman, who played villain Hans Gruber in Die Hard, you could have kept the man card. But you didn't. Hand it over.
the only thing I can come up with is he looks like alan rickman
I think he looks like Snape, from harry potter
Doppleganger of one of the profs from Harry Potter, can't remember the name.
i cant explain. but what i do see is a guy that looks like snape from harry potter. im guessing thats not it though
Its a dude who works at an airport
The plane is late…
Ya, "now" time is 20 minutes later than "departure" time. But I admit I thought that looked like snape too
You see, Snaped killed dumbledoor but only at his request. So he was bad, but not really.
I thought it was a fat Trent Reznor…
#1 Tower One WTC, the antenna goes up starting tomorrow! USA!
#17 "Mystery" You keep on using that word.. I do not think it means what you think it means.
As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line
No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Anybody want a peanut?
"I'm on the brute squad"
"You are the brute squad"
It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass
People still use "lol"?
I know someone who still uses AOL……goodbye……
hipster d-bags? no. People? yes.
Honey boo bio does. Now go fuck yourself.
#14 Professor Snape works for American Airlines! Who knew?!
#14 May I have your attention please. All flights to Hogwarts have been delayed due to Dementors.
"please do not leave baggage unattended… people might think you're….. up to something…."
Chive, I love what you do…really…but how many times are we going to see the guy driving a golf ball off the under-construction sky scraper?
#9 Some goals are not always easy to keep.
Where can I get a pair? lol
#24 Yeah, no thank you.
#14, "and where are you traveling to today"… " you are looking for gate 9 and 3/4. be sure you have no liquids in your trunk"
#15 I can't tell if the picture is too out of focus or I'm missing the entire point. Help?
Jane Austin and Leo Tolstoy are established authors
not to mention dead
The fact that he couldn't even figure it out is reason enough to pick up a book lol
i think it's just the reflection of the light that makes it look like "authers". so, um no, to you.
Authors isn't misspelled if that is what you are saying, that is just the light reflecting on the sign making it look like an "e"
#19 That's right sell all my candy cane stock and roll it over into coal futures. I've gotta a hunch about a huge demand for it in the near future.
I can feel the satisfaction in #2
Deliver it… to… Satan?
That dude looks like a real life Beavis!
#24 uh NOPE!
#15 I bet you some dumb worker who loves twilight did the set-up. Jane Austen and Leo Tolstoy "emerging authors?" What a joke. They died in 1817 and 1910, respectively.
Hahaha 12 hour Charlie Power in picture 11
Going up dare must have been a D-Dare, boy.
Just jokin Newf's.
best place in the world
I fucking hate Albertans. Stupid, inbred, redneck assholes.
Just joking Albertans.
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