15 Things We Won’t Miss About 2012 (15 Photos)

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  • Andrea

    #13

    So much better chunky

    • http://twitter.com/FireCritic @FireCritic

      I KNOW RIGHT!?

      • CoolGuy

        The order is all wrong.. how the **** is Gangnam style number 1 (yes it does belong on the list) and stuff like Honey Boo Boo is listed in last!?

        • Mackin

          I don't think it was in a specific order. But seriously, as Andrea notes, the Mayans were better when they were Chunky.

          • windowlicker

            I totally prefer chunky Mayans.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Fuck that, WHY AM I NOT ON THIS LIST!!!1!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!

      YOU FAILED JOHN, YOU FAILED!!1!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Groupie testimonial: "Paula- a celebrity type among trolls, – non nasty -highly intelligent, can be some what annoying, hilariously funny & sometimes hilariously unfunny too….whatever you say to Paula to try to wind her up she'll invariably bat you right out of the park..with her usual style & pizazz.. – GeorgiaRosa"

      • Greg Wells

        Please can you add this to your fan testimonials?

        "Paula, with all due respect, you're a cunt."

        I said please and I said "with all due respect", so you kinda have to.

        Cheers!

        Greg.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          And they say I never do what people want…. I'm sooo fucking kind to my beloved fellow Chivers…

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Fan testimonial: "Please can you add this to your fan testimonials? – Greg Wells"

          • Greg Wells

            I see what you did there. Cunt.

            Cheers!

            Greg

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              You! Made! It! Straight! In! To! The! Fan! Testimonial! Database!!1!
              SHHEEEEESSS!!!11!!!! WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO SATISFY A CHIVER!!????

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – Fan testimonial: "I wish I could give you 2 very enthusiastic thumbs up for that Paula. You gave me a good laugh 😀 – MissChris"

              • PizdusInc

                Do me next, do me next, no. But, that was pretty awesome!

              • Greg wells

                *Too!

                Cheers!

                Greg

      • socalmarti

        If you're so valid why do you have to add testimonials?

    • TheJonGreene

      Fuck that where is the DAR?

    • MikeOverHere

      Oy! I don't get this. What's chunky Mayans a reference to?

  • High guy

    "My favorite color is orangatang" – Ryan Lochte

  • William

    #14

    Quote of the year by Jack Black:

    "I'm fairly certain that "YOLO" is "Carpe Diem" for stupid people."

    • T-Dawg

      Im fairly certain that "you only live once" and "seize the day" are the same thing, it didn't get annoying or "stupid" to you people until a "certain" group of people started using it. Lets pretend we don't know who they are 🙂

    • lewoo3

      So glad all the people who were YOLO'ing are now dead because of YOLO

  • CanadaChivette

    #15 AMEN!!!

    • TheVanityScore

      shes the reason i got rid of my cable and just bought hulu and netflix instead

      • AlbertaFTW

        If the world ends on Friday at least she's going with it

        • TheVanityScore

          what if shes the only one who survives Oo

          • stash

            no intelligent life=end of the world.

        • Trav1121

          Hopefully it does end cuz if not, she'll be back next year, more slothy than ever! ABFTW!

          • CanadaChivette

            hah RD nonetheless! nice to know there are chivers here too!

        • awww shit

          she isgoing to eat the world

          • awww shit

            is going

    • Sneaks

      You nailed it!!!!! Ehh!! From Alberta !

      • CanadaChivette

        Ehhh! hell yeah Alberta!! 🙂

        • sask_snowballer

          hows the snow ehhh!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/robert.bence.14 Robert Bence

      make it go away

    • Clint

      Can I see your hump in honor of Humpday?

    • CopperCable

      I love Honey Boo Boo. Her family makes me laugh. And feel better about my own family!

      • Buck

        You are part of the damn problem.

    • Sean

      Should be first on the list; or a negative if possible.

    • epic ass is epic

      @CanadaChivette, you are hot, send some pics in

  • Nate

    Unfortunately, I have a feeling #15 is going to be around next year too… God I hate that little thing.

    • real

      Aw she's just a little girl! She and her family seem happy and they make people laugh. There's nothing wrong with that.

      • dr313

        She is a troll, and is obnoxious and needs put out to the pasture. Who laughs at this failed DNA test. Her mom is only waiting for another few months before she eats her too.

    • http://twitter.com/skoalbucs @skoalbucs

      Hate is a little harsh…..come on she is a little girl

      • Nate

        Hate is referring to her television character.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      If that shit comes anywhere near the UK, we're launching the missiles.

    • asdasd

      there's nothing little about her….

    • chad

      two

    • macs abitch

      You don't hate her, you just don't understand her.

    • sask_snowballer

      its like a bad car accident…..you know you shouldnt look but you do

      • JSJ

        It's not her fault, it's the fucking parents.

        • Jawbone

          So KCCO only applies in certain situations, right? Picking on the fat kid now?

          Classy.

          • Buck

            Looks like the comments hit a nerve with you. Were you a little tubby idiot too?

            • Where's KCCO?

              KCCO?

    • MonkeyMadness

      Don't hate on her, she's only 7. Yes, she is a little obnoxious but that's her family's fault. Her mother is disgusting.

  • anthony

    number 16 #11 #12 #13…counting in order.

    • hazel

      i thought i was the only one who noticed, i was confused for a minute

      • anthony

        whoa, they fixed it.

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #15 We can only dream that she is the only thing taken in the "rapture" on Friday.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Oh hi dear, how are your buns?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – uuhhh…. I MEANT CAKES!!1! NO REALLY!!1!

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        Hello darling! I'm well, but busy. Haven't been on here much but miss it!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Whaaaaat, we're all still here?
          Worst. Apocalypse. Ever!
          Anywaysies I still hardly have time to Chive too. Most Chivers say that's a good thing, I have no idea why they'd say that…

          <3Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

    • PiotrXC

      @Martha. Don't know why I found your comment so funny but I laughed so hard, I teared up. Thank you!

    • Scott LaGouche

      Too bad she didn't go to Sandy Hook

  • ANCIENT MAYAN

    AND MISS LIVING……2 MORE DAYS AND YOU'RE ALL FUCKED.

    • Stinky Dog

      My doctor has told me not to drink alcohol for the next 3 months. So I say bring on the end of the world! Who wants to live with a watered down liver anyway?

      • olgreybush

        i believe CERN is gonna create a huge black hole in the HadronColider and were gonna get sucked up! heres looking towards friday

      • Boy Howdy

        If you get cirrhosis, you'll wish the world had ended. Keep Drinking, Chive On…

    • 29hoursleft

      I know Mayans were smart, but they know how to use a computer to post on the chive!? Shit, the world is ending!

  • winfields

    #12 – thank god that Fat funny fuck is back!

    • winfields

      re-number fail Chive? #13

    • Just Sayin'

      The awkward moment when the chive can't count from 1 to 15 properly…

  • steven palmer

    #13

    Blew Diet Coke all over my computer monitor

    • lkprublu

      Your comupter or Mindy's?

  • http://www.facebook.com/antihero31 Adam Johnson

    The "Mayan" tablet is actually Aztec… Fail

    • Jarmen

      Actually its orginally African so double fail

      • janus

        the tablet that they constantly show is Aztec, but the 'prophesy' is Mayan

    • Stephen Hawkins

      Actually, the tablet is from Apple. The world ends because Apple Space Maps guides the Earth straight into the sun.

  • SorS

    #12 is the AZTEC calendar… Different cultures dude…

    • Noonan

      Pretty sure the Aztecs killed the Mayans. That's why their all pissed off dood

    • CowboyChiver

      Really? Cuz I was pretty sure he was Jewish…

  • Nigel

    Horse masks will NEVER go out of style.

    • Hara

      I JUST GOT ONE!

    • Pax

      Were they ever in style?

      • Notknowing

        I can't believe everyone wants to SJP!

    • irons

      Horse mask mania is just getting started.

      • davo

        at least it makes it easier to tell who is a fuckwit!

  • chiver

    #6 yet a day doesn't go by that there isn't a picture of someone wearing one in at least one post, hell there was a whole entire post the other day devoted to these masks

    • hork

      i love these things

    • horseface

      And I laugh every time. Guess Im not as SO-FIST-I-KATED as you gentlemen

      • Jawbone

        TheChive only has a stance that geared towards whatever the mob thinks is popular. They'd had posts on JWoww being hot and horse masks, and count on Honey Boo Boo bashing to feel better about themselves. I'm sure they'll put it on a t-shirt soon and make another million off you morons.

        • TrollinforTrolls

          Your'e right I wish they would operate their business by posting pics of stuff only a few people are interested in. Ignore trendy sex symbols, god knows I don't want to see excessive random asses. Oh and please start making plain t shirts and stop trying to be funny.

          ^^^ since you are an idiot that was sarcasm

          Oh and I almost forgot, yea bashing Honey Boo Boo isn't deserved of itself it has to be because they need to feel better about themselves, spot on buddy.

          Just go kill yourself you negative piece of shit.

  • YOYO

    #1 and #7 you reading this Satchel P?????

    • awww shit

      #1 brazzers

  • Dylan

    #12 Also, people who don't know the difference between Aztec and Maya

    • http://joshweeks.net MojoFilter

      This was only made funnier after they renumbered it.

    • Dylan

      Dammit John! If you're going to write up a post and make a bonehead move, at least leave it up so we can mock you. You hang out with people like Asa and Michelle Jenneke all day – at least give us this!

  • https://www.facebook.com/illiniloyalty John Knolhoff

    Then stop putting up posts featuring those stupid horse masks! #6

    • Nate

      +1000

    • 5280Blazin

      Still better than switching faces with a baby or making all faces the same. Really any stupid photoshop bullshit.

  • kcco

    Afreakinmen

  • TheVanityScore

    could not agree more with all of this! KCCO

  • Just Sayin'

    #4 Unfortunately Jersey shore was only the beginning.

    The UK Now has Geordie Shore, Made in Chelsea, The only way is Essex, The Valleys.
    An evergrowing list; Each one more disgraceful than the last.

    • dr313

      Yes but Americans don't get those shows so GOOD BYE Shores of douche bags

    • Don113

      We're sorry. We're just… we're so sorry.

    • HUH?

      i kinda miss pauly shore a little.

      • cweed

        I might have buy In the Army Now on my way home, so I can watch it when this "huge blizzard" hits us in a few hours.

        • davo

          we need to find the assholes who watch this shit and cull them. we also need to find the assholes who greenlight shit like this and cull them as well.

  • Patriot

    I will miss horse masks and lochte… Adds character to 'Murica(albeit negative)

  • Steve

    #1 I'm looking very forward too never hearing this guy again

    • Trig

      And it was The Chive that I first saw this on Months ago.

    • DCAdamas

      Still can't believe he said all that anti America stuff.

      • Chazz

        Why? It was during the Iraq war and people were pissed. He said it in the heat of the moment and profusely apologized. It's not a big deal. (I'm American btw)

        • 'MERICA F*CK YEAH!!!

          Yer ain't no 'Merican. Yer using them things those filthly liberals use… Whatcha call 'em? Brains? They should send you to Gitmo with the rest of the terrorists!

          (I'm American too btw)

    • cweed

      I am lucky enough to say I have never heard the entire song. I had to look up the video once because it was all i heard about but I couldnt make it through the whole thing.

    • David

      Most creative music video ever!! Give him credit!!! Hope uou can dance the gangnam style 😉

  • Needlegun13

    #15 Why is that fat little bitch even on TV?? WTF????

    • asdasd

      because a lot of fat retarded bitches watch tv…

      • FuckinHoneyBooBoo

        Burn that with fire

    • Alumni72

      Because of the fat BIG bitch who's a big fat attention whore!!

    • geo

      She is still a person. "Fat little bitch" seems a little harsh for a girl in grade school.

      • Needlegun13

        Clearly you’ve never seen her behavior. I stand by what I said.

        • Mr. Brooks

          Faith in humanity… restored.

  • ruggerjwill

    Honey Boo Boo should've been number one. Fat sack of fat family

  • ghyt

    even lance is shocked at Jonah
    #11 #13

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