A lungs doormat that will get your friend to stop smoking : theCHIVE

: This might be the most effective gift ever at getting friends and family to quit smoking.

RooFeeOOO

I've tried everything to get my dad to quit, his doctor even game him a prescription for Chantix to help him quit. Tried to guilt him by saying we want him around for his grandchildren. It all just makes him smoke more.

Perkins Maxwell

The mean (does that need to be defined too?) number of people in the US who smoke expressed in the form of X%, where X is the number who smoke per 100 people. So, yes, the original poster did not screw up.

Thisistruth

Jeez Perkins, could you come across as a bigger douche (does that need to be defined too?) Your response is not only convoluted, it's plain wrong.The OP merely wants to know the percentage of people in the U.S. who smoke. Average percentage? Maybe if he wanted to know the average percentage across several groups of people.

crusher44x

Last time I checked people were worried about tar, not mud, in their lungs.

h8r

This is neither awesome or interesting. Think i would wipe my feet on the face of whoever bought me that mat, also he needs new trainers. Fucking gypo
MattKL

They should have sent them a piece of a smoker's lung and a pack of Chewlies gum.

http://www.facebook.com/joe.arebob Joe Vanderveen

Don't forget the treach ring too

Andy Valentine

Would be better off filling the tube with tobacco and getting them to try and smoke that
http://www.facebook.com/joe.arebob Joe Vanderveen

Yeah I think i'll stick with chantix

nbree

Unless all the people that come to your door somehow manage to NOT cake their shoes in mud like a 5 year old.. Back to the drawing board.

Drake

I been smoking for 10 years now, and I've seen all the photos of real lungs, covered in tar – never stopped me once. This is just plain stupid

Trev

Your comment should read "I've been smoking for 10 years now, and I've seen all the photos of real lungs covered in tar – never stopped me once, I must be just plain stupid"

Drew

That is some disgusting fantasy you have society. You might want to start seeing seeing a shrink about that.

Danno

You're obviously a knowledgeable smoker who knows what it's like to be an addict. Oh wait…no..you're just a douche.

deleted9943363

I smoke and I wish I didn't. I fear for my health but I procrastinate. Smoking is stupid and I was an idiot for ever starting. Though, non-addicts won't ever understand what it's like to try and quit, smokers are still idiots for getting started. And if you are a smoker and don't think about the REAL health risks involved in smoking at least a pack a day, you are a fucking idiot.

Dantheloser

Oh hey, friend! Here's a douchey gift that not only tells you, I think you're disgusting, but will let everyone who walks by your door know, too.
Also, please ask everyone who comes to your door to wipe their feet exactly on the lungs, because otherwise this is just fucking stupid!
droppin loads!

We are all now dumber from seeing this!

Mr X

#1 If I get something like that in the mail…. return to sender. No need for anthrax in my house.

le' bla!

My old room mate pokes his butt hole with my cigarettes and since then I never smoked. Even if he didn't poke the one i'm trying to light I can still smell his butt. What a douche

Mike

The fucking fuck?
MylesofStyles

You know, you could go out and buy another pack that does not contain an ass tainted cigarette…Just be sure to leave the old pack out as bait.

TheDoctor

X-ray of Batman?
Rick

I apologize to all the people who care about me, even with all the danger I feel helpless I do feel discusting thanks for reminding me every day I know you care

Sean

Great item if you want to look like a complete pretentious dickhead
George Zip

I thought it was going to be a tube filled with tar or something.
Mindtrapper

Damn, i thought it would be made of some smart material that detects the level of smoke in a room and then darkens accordingly, like those mugs that change colors with temperature. That would be awesome. Although it might just make me puff smoke at it to see how fast i can make the color change.
Dotson

I don't buy from countries that support sharia law.

Craigery

That's retarded. I can't believe you thought that was worthy of a post.
Claude

BRILLIANT! Buy me a rug with a pig on it and I'll go vegan too!
brb google

Pretty much everyone who has smoked for more than a week wants to quit. It's expensive, very bad for your health, makes your kiss taste like an ashtray, makes your clothes smell like a dead squirrel. No one knows this better than a smoker.

A doormat is the last thing they need to kick their will power into gear. Just be a good friend and don't get upset when they are going through terrible withdrawal.
GeorgiaRosa

For a moment there, I thought I was going to see something clever….

The only thing that can make you stop is yourself, willpower..that's the only thing that works, tried and failed many times to quit, now ex smoker * 9 years.