• Art

    Doubt it

    • RooFeeOOO

      I've tried everything to get my dad to quit, his doctor even game him a prescription for Chantix to help him quit. Tried to guilt him by saying we want him around for his grandchildren. It all just makes him smoke more.

      • gradaddy

        what a dick

  • Cpt Obvious

    What's the average percentage of smokers in the USA?

    • ilbrutto

      Depends on how much they smoke.

    • BSS

      Believe it's around 20-25%.

    • MikeOverHere

      what does "average percentage" mean?

      • Perkins Maxwell

        The mean (does that need to be defined too?) number of people in the US who smoke expressed in the form of X%, where X is the number who smoke per 100 people. So, yes, the original poster did not screw up.

        • Thisistruth

          Jeez Perkins, could you come across as a bigger douche (does that need to be defined too?) Your response is not only convoluted, it's plain wrong.The OP merely wants to know the percentage of people in the U.S. who smoke. Average percentage? Maybe if he wanted to know the average percentage across several groups of people.

  • crusher44x

    Last time I checked people were worried about tar, not mud, in their lungs.

    • Urethra Franklin

      It's a mat…with different CONCLUSIONS that you can Jump to!

  • D.Strawberry

    all that mud on the doormat makes me want to smoke

    • Pokes

      You should do it. Everybody looks cooler when they're smoking.

  • h8r

    This is neither awesome or interesting. Think i would wipe my feet on the face of whoever bought me that mat, also he needs new trainers. Fucking gypo

  • MattKL

    They should have sent them a piece of a smoker's lung and a pack of Chewlies gum.

    • http://www.facebook.com/joe.arebob Joe Vanderveen

      Don't forget the treach ring too

  • Andy Valentine

    Would be better off filling the tube with tobacco and getting them to try and smoke that

  • http://www.facebook.com/joe.arebob Joe Vanderveen

    Yeah I think i'll stick with chantix

    • Joe

      Good luck with that. Side effects are rather scary!

      • FunKiller

        Compared to what, dying?

      • MylesofStyles

        I had no ill effects from Chantix until I started snorting it.

  • gclark

    I dun get its, cun surmburdy xplain to me?

    • Help

      Huh??

  • nbree

    Unless all the people that come to your door somehow manage to NOT cake their shoes in mud like a 5 year old.. Back to the drawing board.

    • Bojo

      2 words, mud moat

  • Drake

    I been smoking for 10 years now, and I've seen all the photos of real lungs, covered in tar – never stopped me once. This is just plain stupid

    • Trev

      Your comment should read "I've been smoking for 10 years now, and I've seen all the photos of real lungs covered in tar – never stopped me once, I must be just plain stupid"

      • Society

        You should go back to your day job of blowing truckers in bathrooms.

        • Drew

          That is some disgusting fantasy you have society. You might want to start seeing seeing a shrink about that.

      • Danno

        You're obviously a knowledgeable smoker who knows what it's like to be an addict. Oh wait…no..you're just a douche.

        • deleted9943363

          I smoke and I wish I didn't. I fear for my health but I procrastinate. Smoking is stupid and I was an idiot for ever starting. Though, non-addicts won't ever understand what it's like to try and quit, smokers are still idiots for getting started. And if you are a smoker and don't think about the REAL health risks involved in smoking at least a pack a day, you are a fucking idiot.

  • Dantheloser

    Oh hey, friend! Here's a douchey gift that not only tells you, I think you're disgusting, but will let everyone who walks by your door know, too.
    Also, please ask everyone who comes to your door to wipe their feet exactly on the lungs, because otherwise this is just fucking stupid!

  • droppin loads!

    We are all now dumber from seeing this!

    • thedude325

      "I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"

  • Mr X

    #1 If I get something like that in the mail…. return to sender. No need for anthrax in my house.

    • johnny

      ZIIING!

  • le' bla!

    My old room mate pokes his butt hole with my cigarettes and since then I never smoked. Even if he didn't poke the one i'm trying to light I can still smell his butt. What a douche😦

    • Mike

      The fucking fuck?

    • MylesofStyles

      You know, you could go out and buy another pack that does not contain an ass tainted cigarette…Just be sure to leave the old pack out as bait.

  • kidn

    I saw arabic on the tube's label and immediately thought it was a bomb.

    I guess I am racist after all.

  • velvethammer

    a muslim prayer rug?

  • TheDoctor

    X-ray of Batman?

  • Rick

    I apologize to all the people who care about me, even with all the danger I feel helpless I do feel discusting thanks for reminding me every day I know you care

    • MylesofStyles

      After reading how you spell "disgusting", I know how you feel.

  • Sean

    Great item if you want to look like a complete pretentious dickhead

  • George Zip

    I thought it was going to be a tube filled with tar or something.

  • Mindtrapper

    Damn, i thought it would be made of some smart material that detects the level of smoke in a room and then darkens accordingly, like those mugs that change colors with temperature. That would be awesome. Although it might just make me puff smoke at it to see how fast i can make the color change.

  • Dotson

    I don't buy from countries that support sharia law.

    • jon

      and do u know , which country is this ?

  • Craigery

    That's retarded. I can't believe you thought that was worthy of a post.

  • Claude

    BRILLIANT! Buy me a rug with a pig on it and I'll go vegan too!

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