Step 1: Order mat
Step 2: Mat arrives in mail
Step 3: Remove mat from sturdy tube
Step 4: Discard stupid pretentious mat and instead bust smoker across the melon with tube everytime they light up.
Step 5: Enjoy healthy smoke-free home.
jcage05
This is fucking stupid. What gives Chive? You've been slacking as of late.
Mike
The chive almost never makes stupid choices. Choosing this to post was stupid a choice.
http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2012/12/19/the-final-countdown-odd-movie-plans-golden-eagle-hunts-kids-and-cnn-blames-starcraft/ The Final Countdown: Odd Movie Plans, Golden Eagle Hunts Kids and CNN Blames Starcraft |
[...] A clever way to stop smoking – [TheChive] [...]
http://twitter.com/MeanzRock @MeanzRock
The lungs look like boxing gloves.
kidn
I saw arabic on the tube's label and immediately thought it was a bomb.
deleted9943363
Nothing clever about this. Non-addicts do not realize how hard it is to quit, and are often douches not realizing this and pushing too hard. I've smoked for ten years (twelve if you add pot when I was a kid), and been trying to quit for eight. I'm finally down from smoking a pack a day to two or three cigarettes a day. And I still want more! Strong will alone cannot help. We all know the health risks, but most smokers start as teenagers. Teenagers think they know everything and don't care about the health risks thinking it's bullshit. If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't be smoker.
BobisBoring
It's a Bob post, what did you expect?
Canucks_Rule
#6 – smokers gonna smoke.
emailhobo
Ummm, hell no. No way will that shit make me stop. I WILL make myself stop not that krap.
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http : // www (dot) go fund me (dot) com /1iox44 don't be a mofo im not asking you to give, im asking you to share – mofo's that delete this dont really care see how that rhymes
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http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2012/12/19/the-final-countdown-odd-movie-plans-golden-eagle-hunts-kids-and-cnn-blames-starcraft/ The Final Countdown: Odd Movie Plans, Golden Eagle Hunts Kids and CNN Blames Starcraft |
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