A clever way to get somebody to stop smoking (6 Photos)

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  • brb google

    Pretty much everyone who has smoked for more than a week wants to quit. It's expensive, very bad for your health, makes your kiss taste like an ashtray, makes your clothes smell like a dead squirrel. No one knows this better than a smoker.

    A doormat is the last thing they need to kick their will power into gear. Just be a good friend and don't get upset when they are going through terrible withdrawal.

  • GeorgiaRosa

    For a moment there, I thought I was going to see something clever….

    The only thing that can make you stop is yourself, willpower..that's the only thing that works, tried and failed many times to quit, now ex smoker * 9 years.

  • losing it

    Worst post ever.

  • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

    It's a great idea but dude did it wrong.

    Step 1: Order mat
    Step 2: Mat arrives in mail
    Step 3: Remove mat from sturdy tube
    Step 4: Discard stupid pretentious mat and instead bust smoker across the melon with tube everytime they light up.
    Step 5: Enjoy healthy smoke-free home.

  • jcage05

    This is fucking stupid. What gives Chive? You've been slacking as of late.

  • Mike

    The chive almost never makes stupid choices. Choosing this to post was stupid a choice.

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  • http://twitter.com/MeanzRock @MeanzRock

    The lungs look like boxing gloves.

  • kidn

    I saw arabic on the tube's label and immediately thought it was a bomb.

  • deleted9943363

    Nothing clever about this. Non-addicts do not realize how hard it is to quit, and are often douches not realizing this and pushing too hard. I've smoked for ten years (twelve if you add pot when I was a kid), and been trying to quit for eight. I'm finally down from smoking a pack a day to two or three cigarettes a day. And I still want more! Strong will alone cannot help. We all know the health risks, but most smokers start as teenagers. Teenagers think they know everything and don't care about the health risks thinking it's bullshit. If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't be smoker.

  • BobisBoring

    It's a Bob post, what did you expect?

  • Canucks_Rule

    #6 – smokers gonna smoke.

  • emailhobo

    Ummm, hell no. No way will that shit make me stop. I WILL make myself stop not that krap.

  • http://www.gofundme.com/1iox44 Astral207

    http : // www (dot) go fund me (dot) com /1iox44 don't be a mofo im not asking you to give, im asking you to share – mofo's that delete this dont really care see how that rhymes

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