A heavy dose of irony (21 Photos)

  • Jay


    Find on the right

    • jasonB

      That is the better looking water fowl.

    • MylesofStyles

      What's wrong with the duck on the left? They both seem to fit the bill.

    • envymv89

      I'd take a quack at both of them

      • tv_paul

        How often do you think they like to lay?

    • Douchebags

      They're not even holding ducks!

    • adamf

      the one on the right is only 17

  • Mighty B



    i wanna tickle your pink

  • HeyBlinkin'

    #9 See? It's not the size that counts…. ladies.

    • tv_paul

      I guess USB must stand for Under Sized Boner.

      • HeyBlinkin'

        Unusually skillful boner.

        • tv_paul

          I guess it depends on the giggity gigabytes.

    • louistulley

      If that's the pattern, I'm a terabyte (weeps)

      • HeyBlinkin'

        Yeah, but you are the Keymaster.

  • Rave Kitty

    #8 my dog pisses napalm

  • tv_paul

    #20 Finally, truth in advertising.

  • hooray


    • Pokes

      Yep, I definitely read that wrong.

  • http://s1336.photobucket.com/albums/o642/janeyqueen/ teslawasrobbed

    #19 I see what you did there.

    • rob

      Nothing wrong with small boobs, anything more than a mouthful is a waste. 😉

      • tv_paul

        True, real boobs of any size are superior to implants. I prefer soft over rock hard.
        (Michael Scott: That's what she said?")

      • happyscrappyheropup

        Also… small breasts are much more sensetive than larger ones due to the concentration of nerve endings in a smaller space. So a big Hooray to our small breasted Chivettes!

        • Daywalker

          Disadvantage to having small breast is guys like me constantly hitting on you 😦

  • tv_paul

    #16 Maybe she's think Anorexic is a type of dinosaur.

    • MylesofStyles

      She's not stupid Paul. She knows dinosaurs are extinct. She just thinks that Anorexic is a type of whale.

    • Verbal_Kint


  • rob

    Thank GOD – Save me a Twinkie

  • AlbertaFTW

    #15 just the pick me up I was looking for

  • MonkeyMadness

    #16 You should have seen her before!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jbcorey Jcore3

    It's like ten thousands spoons when all you need is a knife!

    • Del

      One of the worst songs in history of music

    • Van Oranje

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #9 It's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it. Nice example.

  • sfb101

    #12 Must be an EE

  • EDgirl

    #16 anorexia doesn't mean you're deathly thin. That is a disgusting picture. I just got out of treatment for anorexia. Your teasing is what makes people not eat so they can fit your ideal of beautiful. In treatment there were girls all shapes and sizes. I can't believe the chive posted that. Ugh.

    • MylesofStyles

      Is it true that you get all the free cheeseburgers you want on the inside?

      • Hrdwood

        You inconsiderate jerk… you make me want to vomit….

        • MylesofStyles

          My sincerest apologies. Sometimes I think it would be better if I were just issued a gag order.

          • tv_paul

            I'm tired of you force feeding us your opinions.

            • MylesofStyles

              You've given me food for thought. From now on, I will only be hungry for the truth.

              • Hrdwood

                wow… that's deep… I'll have to chew on that for a while…

              • tv_paul

                I'm glad you can digest these ideas.

                • MylesofStyles

                  I will do my best, but sometimes they're just hard to swallow.

                  • Hrdwood

                    Funny, that's what my prom date said… AND I'm done.

                • Verbal_Kint

                  I wish I had gotten in on this earlier. At this point my comments are just gravy though…

                  • FNG


                  • dirtysteve

                    I wish I had too, but I simply had too much on my plate.

                    • Oreo King

                      I guess everyone got their just desserts…

    • Robb

      I don't think anyone's idea of beautiful is 300lbs….

      • Plurp

        I can show you places on the internet you have never dreamed of…

        • LuvsHorror

          And don't want too…

    • louistulley

      …because when people have serious life threatening issues the first place they should go is daytime talk shows like Maury like she did?

      • tv_paul

        Yes, This is must be the one show a month that 's not about paternity tests.

        • louistulley

          "The results are in… you do NOT have anorexia!"

          • tv_paul

            Much like a tarantula she ate the male after mating.

    • Craigery

      If you're so sensitive about how women are depicted and so offended by women being objectified, WHAT THE F ARE YOU DOING ON THE CHIVE?

    • Catherine

      I'm sorry everyone is a jerk and downvoting you. I agree with you, this is really offensive. I'm so glad you're getting better. Stay strong xx

  • Roamin' Polanski

    Our buses run on Natural Gas, hence, not ironic.

    • justsomeguy

      Engines still require oil…….. For lubrication.

      • MylesofStyles

        Their engines are lubricated by K-Y. The high performance models use K-Y Intense Sensations.

    • Plurp

      Are you against Hydraulic Fracturing by chance?

  • PeyKonzloas
  • white guy #2


    • DJG

      I'm voting up because your mother is a nice lady

    • Zane

      You weren't even close???

      • Steel Jaguar

        He has trouble counting and knowing how to undo the cap locks key… you will have to forgive him for these things, he is after all #2.

    • Simon

      Her's a resolution for you. Go and try to do something decent in the snippet of life you've got here.

  • Craigery

    #18 Many cities have converted their bus fleets to natural gas.

    • BTinCO

      Let's not mention that foam board and permanent ink both contain petroleum products.

    • JackDiesel

      Guess who drills for natural gas!? Oil companies.

      I swear the ignorance of people astounds me.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1390422459 Kennedy Coggins

        Hell I'm on hitch right now getting ready to punch another hole in dirt lol.

    • Chad

      oil is still lubricant in a natural gas engine along with all the Petroleum grease for bearings mechanisms Exedra

  • 0331

    #2 big deal, the same thing is on driveup ATMs.

    • dipstick

      ATMS have headphone jacks to tell whats on the screen…

    • https://www.facebook.com/portergraphic Mike Porter

      Or if you have Dichromacy or Anomalous trichromacy color blindedness

  • Flee


    This is the same school set from Saved by the Bell

    • Unfkngblvbl

      It does look the same, but was it an actual school? I don't think they'd keep a set around for that long.

    • ubertek

      I was thinking the same exact thing.

  • bryan

    #5 # 20 not ironic

    • http://twitter.com/LiquidDrano @LiquidDrano

      You need to revisit your dictionary. Please do not comment with such surety when you clearly do not know what you're talking about.

  • batman

    not sure i get #4

    • batman

      ooops. i meant #6

    • tv_paul

      Bruce Wayne parents were killed when he was a kid . That's part of the reason he became Batman

  • Mark

    #18 most buses now run on natural gas not gasoline

    • Rumpy

      still need engin oil for lubrication.

    • Courtesy Flush

      About the 4th post on them using natural gas. Some people need to go to school.

    • Gasshole

      Yes, because fracking for natural gas is much better than drilling for oil.

    • MikeOverHere

      I thought for sure the comments section would be filled with grammar Nazis explaining why these are not really ironic. Instead, we have a herd of hipsters explaining that buses run on natural gas.

    • Simon

      I'm genuinely confused by this. Natural gas comes from the earth, yes? Oil comes from the earth, yes?

      Forgive my ignorance on this, but what's the difference?

      • Mick Taylor

        The earth pisses oil, but farts gas.

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