Russian clubs, where Beauty and WTF have a play date (34 Photos)

Wow, really think #6 is gorgeous. Love the legs….who are you?

Yeah, ok, a lot of these women are hot, but…could someone please punch most of the people in each of these photos in their Ruskie faces??? Wow, WTF?

some of these look like wedding receptions. I was over there for a wedding about 6 months ago and the stuff that went on there was more like a bachelor party….

probably all have a bush long enough to braid

#2 New on Moscow 1 "Zelenogradsk Shore"

Haha! Right…

#12 "Quit your Stalin, grab my пенис.

#22 "I want to be cool…but it hurts badly"

I think these are the clubs Stefon talks about on Weekend Update

The weirdness factor in these shots is always funny and all, but #9 has one of the most genuinely beautiful smiles I've seen in a long time. I mean wow.

#22 Right back atcha bra!

#14 When did Elton John turn straight?

#13 that's a WHOLE LOT of WTF!

#14 – "No, I've honestly never heard of this 'peacocking'"

Let's take a moment to thank our Russian brothers and sisters. Life would be a little more dull without them.

#23 Is that Paris Hilton?
#28 And is that Macaulay Culkin getting his eyebrows shaved?

#27
What's Tom Brady doing clubbing in Russia?

The cute ones take your breath and common sense away until you realize the bitches don't speak a word of English and they're 12,000 miles away.

#1 – Not sure I get this one. These 2 guys seem like a nice couple.

#11
You're doing it right, Hobbit!!!

#9 is adorable!!

Errrr….. #30

#14 There's a little captain…
#19 She's tasty'
#30 Do you want to pet my monkey?

Why are clubs so well-lit in Russia?

Russians are fucked up and the girls are fuckin hot!!