21 Undisputed facts of Christmas

#19 Sooo… I still have 2 days…

#16 – its HAKUNA matta not hannukka -,- *smh*

im actually really offended by this one. thought yac'll were better than that

#17 I thought he and the elves ate them because of the economy.

This is by far the worst article ever published on the Chive. I know it's Christmas and you prob don't want to work – but that's no excuse to mail it in like this. The Jets put forth more effort than this.

# 7 – Oppan Christmas Style…. Wtf

[...] 21 undisputed fast of Christmas [...]

This post was a waste of time and not really amusing at all

#17 – truth.

#11 goes a long way towards explaining why he only comes once a year.

I Don't Even Know Where To Go From Here… Ragnarok Must Be Coming If Chive Is Posting Shit Like This

The more you know!

…, he says, pissing and moaning…

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but pic #2, the true Spanish translation of Christmas is, "more Christ," = "Christ mas!"

This was as lame as it can get…. if your just going to take the week off, just do it..

Best. Gallery. Ever.

Fucking laughing out loud in the Canadian North. Thanks Chive. Cheers

Mac should be fired….i still dont know why I click on his crap

The Chive droppin' knowledge bombs like presents down your chimney.

This post was fucking stupid.

I must have missed the funny part ..

This post was terrible… Stick to what you do best… Not this.

#2 fake!!! it does not translate to that.

This is just the worst shit ever.

its funny cause its so not funny