21 Undisputed facts of Christmas

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  • Steve

    #19 Sooo… I still have 2 days…

  • lovelilbrax

    #16 – its HAKUNA matta not hannukka -,- *smh*

  • Danny R

    im actually really offended by this one. thought yac'll were better than that

    • Not A Christian

      Yeah, who knew Chive had a problem with that whole damned Christmas thing… Now if we can just devote a whole post against Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, we'll be equal opportunity bigots! Wait, we can't do that now, can we… of course not.

  • LuvsHorror

    #17 I thought he and the elves ate them because of the economy.

  • Real Deal

    This is by far the worst article ever published on the Chive. I know it's Christmas and you prob don't want to work – but that's no excuse to mail it in like this. The Jets put forth more effort than this.

  • Noreaster104

    # 7 – Oppan Christmas Style…. Wtf

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  • Terrib

    This post was a waste of time and not really amusing at all

  • Canucks_Rule

    #17 – truth.

  • John

    #11 goes a long way towards explaining why he only comes once a year.

  • Odintorr

    I Don't Even Know Where To Go From Here… Ragnarok Must Be Coming If Chive Is Posting Shit Like This

    • Step It Up, Chive!

      Yeah, has the Chive jumped the shark lately or what? They did steal one of this chick's posts (about the coolest mayor)… So, I've been checking it out lately. No T&A, but some somewhat interesting stuff… http://www.messynessychic.com/

  • https://www.facebook.com/keith.dietrich.7 Keith_D

    The more you know!

  • Not Impressed

    …, he says, pissing and moaning…

  • Kyle

    Hate to be the bearer of bad news but pic #2, the true Spanish translation of Christmas is, "more Christ," = "Christ mas!"

  • Maxi

    This was as lame as it can get…. if your just going to take the week off, just do it..

  • Zack

    Best. Gallery. Ever.

  • Snepsts

    Fucking laughing out loud in the Canadian North. Thanks Chive. Cheers 🙂

  • tom

    Mac should be fired….i still dont know why I click on his crap

  • JMc

    The Chive droppin' knowledge bombs like presents down your chimney.

  • Lugh

    This post was fucking stupid.

  • stevedampman

    I must have missed the funny part ..

  • Bro DImaggio

    This post was terrible… Stick to what you do best… Not this.

  • saladtosser

    #2 fake!!! it does not translate to that.

  • derp

    This is just the worst shit ever.

  • TheVanityScore

    its funny cause its so not funny

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