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Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

December 20, 2012 | In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness

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WA chivette

First. Hope to make redhead part today chive

WA chivette

Post

WA Marquis

Hope to see you on there too. It feels like its been a long time since we've seen you on here!

WA chivette

I think you're mixing me up with that girl who has super short hair

FunKiller

The one with the short hair, and she looks kind of like that one chic that does that thing? I know exactly who you're talking about, small world!

CHaoT1C

It's all about the WA!

Anonymous

I've always wandered why people who make the chive don't actually comment on their pictures. i know I'd be excited as hell.

e_walk37

did u make it?
DirtBag

Show us your tits.
Tombrady

Dear WA chivette, I see you didn't make the redhead post. Some free life advice; do things for yourself in order to find acceptance. You obviously didn't make the post because either you are sub par, or your photo taking abilities are. I'm leaning towards the former. Maybe if you didn't blow those 2 dudes In the filthy basement of that house party you would feel better a out yourself and not have to post pictures on the Internet for countless random people to gawk at. Stop eating, lose some weight, get in shape, and get a life. You got this one.

FNG

Damn Tom a little brutle there huh. Just pushin the low self esteem button there.

WA chivette

Lol
MylesofStyles

"brutle" = "Bruce" in turtle language.

Rusty Shackleford

#27 The Christmas decorations really help to cover up the smell of hobo pee

Porcelain

Well hobos pissing in public transport maybe another American thing, but in Europe that doesn't happen. Well where I live, public transport is clean and decent people use it

Jen

good for you, buddy.
Anomanom

Decent people take public transport in America, but the hobos still pee in it.
commuter

I need to move to Europe

louistulley

Hobo pee sounds like a hipster beer, or maybe like Lady Gaga Perfume
MylesofStyles

Did anyone ever get woken up by their mom telling them that they took a shit on the coffee table? Me neither…I swear.

Ander

#8 I think she opened a can of Booty Sweat on you, bro!

Moknowsbest

now that's how you get pinkeye

Jen

i love the fucking black guy behind him, hahaha

Si1entStatic

she's no fool. she knows who has the real money in that crowd….

ab dirty

Dat A$$

Anomanom

Booty Booty Booty Booty Rockin Everywherr
louistulley

I think skinny Mike Tyson approves of this behind them
ChristophersonofGray

Seamless Tropic Thunder reference.

WA Marquis

#8 Did she piss on him?

Jack Wagon

#34 ah Koreans… taking over America one convince store at a time…

lolwut

looks more like black people + fast food joint.
Murica #1

I enjoyed your fail quite a lot, your terrible spelling is rather convenient

Way to represent Merica!

jones

takem outta da jungle…

Ritz824

#13 Seems legit
Art

#14 Hello there. You come here often?

asH

He must think, if you can't "get it" wear it.
Mike Hunt

Hey baby, I'm a giant pussy.
Slima

*Hello there. Meow come here often?

g3nXsLack3r

#35 Rememeber that.

Shak

Is that an Oreo cookie?

Static

i was going to ask that!! lol first thing i thought….

A BiPolar Guy

don't forget twitter, all the news shows who will have to talk about it endlessly, and the numerous true believers who will either discover they have miscalculated the date or who will "spiritualize" it into a "world changing moment" that begins the process of transforming the world so in a sense, ending the old one. Of course we won't be able to notice anything right away. These is what domesday prophets have always done in the past. The more casual believers will just forget the whole thing

HostessApocolytica

it will be the day all Twinkies expire and mutate into anti matter

paulie

Isn't it everyday?
Gurudel

wrong calendar. that is the Aztec calendar not the Mayan.

Juddster

Beat me to it.

RedNeck

Me too.

James

December is spelled wrong.

MonkeyMadness

#15 Don't do it dude, it looks infected!

Trav1121

It's the pie fucker!

Lola

#15 I………. dont get it

MonkeyMadness

Ever seen American Pie?

Lola

oohh! haha! Do it, jim!

http://www.facebook.com/dale.sharman Dale Sharman

I've seen American Pie. I fail to see what a cake with the Eye of Sauron has to do with it.

tralfaz

He fucks pastries. Eye of Sauron looks like it's kind of askin for it.
McBeastie666

That's no eye.

dfarner

A whispering eye perhaps?
asdfasdf

thats a whispering eye

MonkeyMadness

The cake looks like a big red vagina.

louistulley

big red vagina… Is that Big Red Gum's new flavor?

You Louis

That's one of the worst attempts of a joke I've ever read.

James

You don't read much do you?

Eder

….virgins….

365brides

#30 I can't stop staring. Girl crush Thursday.

Shane

FIND

Ray

Leighton Meester

Kodos

Meester's Kiester!! NICE.
eggnog

Obviously she is "real world" hot but I never found her to be too special until this pic. Dayum.

Jen

her stomach is shopped to be thinner.

EDG

http://www.oopsbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/0…

Original Photo

DavidZH

Looking at the original I find hardly anything wrong. The shopped version is yuk o.0. and Even though it's old, DAYUM!!!!

DrGarnicus

Yup yup! OG is clean!

DB Conor

Don't care, still hot.

nick

this girl is so shopped. look at the red on her back…compared to the lady behind her…

Daniel

The lady behind her is wearing a red scarf.

Betty

they forgot to 'shop the elbow fat

MonkeyMadness

#19 Stallone must be standing on a box, he's pretty short.

http://twitter.com/DanielEvans24 @DanielEvans24

He's not that short. He's about average at 5'9" or 5'10". Which is around the standard height for American men. Arnold is 6'2" which is above average but when you think of the movies these two have been in you expect for them to be a lot taller than they actually are.

Moknowsbest

i wonder how many gallons of steroids were collectively used?
thatguy

Actually Arnold was only "billed" as being 6'2. He is widely speculated to be only about 6'0 or even shorter.

Bob

ive met Arnold several times, i'm 6'2 and at handshake-eye-level i look up to him slightly.

Trav1121

The girl in this pic REALLY looks like Calista, the Chivette from Twitter…

MonkeyMadness

I doubt that's her, this pic is at least 30 years old.

miyagi

The other guy is the 2 time MR Olympia and the strongest man ever at his height of just 5 Feet 3 inches. He could deadlift over 700 pounds while himself being under 180. Truly a legend.

Miyagi

Franco Columbu.
DrGarnicus

Guy had massive, MASSIVE lats! Could block out the sun!
ab dirty

Great story dude

NO ONE

the prefered nomenclature is "vertically challenged"

EggSauceTed

#30 I wish more women wore f'd up dresses like this.

MonkeyMadness

True, but only the hot ones. There should be a weight limit. Think about all the maxed out yoga pants.

Wang

They shouldn't make XL miniskirts.

DrGarnicus

Now that's an oxymoron.

Name

just so you boners know that picture has been photoshopped. here is the original http://www.thefashioncult.com/2009/06/mtv-movie-a…

she looks better in the real photo. have realistic expectations.

KCooperCO

#30 wow! She's smokin. Who is that?

g3nXsLack3r

Leighton Meester.
pixelogre

Leighton Meester – MTV Movie Awards 2009. and I agree
Busternut

Enrico Francis.

EggSauceTed

#22 Blind dates got a lot easier after I bought a car with a big trunk.

Iso

Finder's Keeper's?
Pokes

Gave her the ol' rufie colada. Classic!
Skeever

Her last words were, "You can't rufie me. I'm immune"!
JSJ

Win!!!!
dan005

Dear Diary….
AnyoneForCoffee

Drunk girls are so easy to pick up.

Renob

#22 Early Christmas Gift
Z_b

#17

Cybberia

That poor horse.
CplCupcake

It's quite obvious that fruit is his enemy.
Wolfmane

That video has strangely high production values considering it's about a fat guy chopping fruit.

dave22

Wow, the Twinkie is the last thing I would have thought he would consider an enemy.

dirtysteve

Why must it be set to dubstep? fuck you youtube.
Megan

I can't wait to see Kung Fu Panda 3!
ChristophersonofGray

Awesome, thanks for sharing. That poor horse, but the end really summed it up and made me LOL!!

Luis

#35
"Doomsday" is on Mayan calendar… The image is Aztec calendar…

FarmBoy

So glad I decided to scroll through the comments before posting one with the same idea
wrangler

if the world ends, does it really matter?
yoyo

Incorrect. As previously stated – image is on Oreo cookie.
Alex_5280

Some people say doosmday, some people just call it Friday. All depends on your level of drama.
Alumni72

Whatever. Golf clap for your arcane yet useless knowledge. Not a single f*ck is given any longer by Mayans OR Aztecs.
thedude325

Also buzz lightyear actually was a villian in part of TS3
Chuck Finley

I thought it was an Oreo…

Banjo Bob

#30 Thrice Daily

http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

thanks!

JiMi

#23 Kermit or Raphael with ice cream on his head?
JiMi

#13 Doubt it
socceroos6

#14 Mac's new suit?
Samuel

#30 leighton meester, very photoshopped. with proof http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&s…
samuel

chive, you're all about real girls. what's with the photoshops? #30

http://twitter.com/Lint6 @Lint6

Still looks sexy as hell in the original
Yuppp

Who cares, she's always hot.

Moknowsbest

#30 chive we need MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moknowsbest

I could be wrong but is this friend zone level: Designated Driver? #22

Quagmire

I was thinking jackpot – giggity.

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