Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • WA chivette

    First. Hope to make redhead part today chive

    • WA chivette


      • WA Marquis

        Hope to see you on there too. It feels like its been a long time since we've seen you on here!

        • WA chivette

          I think you're mixing me up with that girl who has super short hair

          • FunKiller

            The one with the short hair, and she looks kind of like that one chic that does that thing? I know exactly who you're talking about, small world!

    • CHaoT1C

      It's all about the WA!

      • Anonymous

        I've always wandered why people who make the chive don't actually comment on their pictures. i know I'd be excited as hell.

    • e_walk37

      did u make it?

    • DirtBag

      Show us your tits.

    • Tombrady

      Dear WA chivette, I see you didn't make the redhead post. Some free life advice; do things for yourself in order to find acceptance. You obviously didn't make the post because either you are sub par, or your photo taking abilities are. I'm leaning towards the former. Maybe if you didn't blow those 2 dudes In the filthy basement of that house party you would feel better a out yourself and not have to post pictures on the Internet for countless random people to gawk at. Stop eating, lose some weight, get in shape, and get a life. You got this one.

      • FNG

        Damn Tom a little brutle there huh. Just pushin the low self esteem button there.

        • MylesofStyles

          "brutle" = "Bruce" in turtle language.

        • WA chivette


  • Rusty Shackleford

    #27 The Christmas decorations really help to cover up the smell of hobo pee

    • MylesofStyles

      Did anyone ever get woken up by their mom telling them that they took a shit on the coffee table? Me neither…I swear.

    • Porcelain

      Well hobos pissing in public transport maybe another American thing, but in Europe that doesn't happen. Well where I live, public transport is clean and decent people use it

      • Jen

        good for you, buddy.

      • Anomanom

        Decent people take public transport in America, but the hobos still pee in it.

      • commuter

        I need to move to Europe

    • louistulley

      Hobo pee sounds like a hipster beer, or maybe like Lady Gaga Perfume

  • Ander

    #8 I think she opened a can of Booty Sweat on you, bro!

    • ChristophersonofGray

      Seamless Tropic Thunder reference.

    • Moknowsbest

      now that's how you get pinkeye

      • Jen

        i love the fucking black guy behind him, hahaha

    • Si1entStatic

      she's no fool. she knows who has the real money in that crowd….

      • ab dirty

        Dat A$$

    • Anomanom

      Booty Booty Booty Booty Rockin Everywherr

    • louistulley

      I think skinny Mike Tyson approves of this behind them

  • WA Marquis

    #8 Did she piss on him?

    • Jack Wagon

      #34 ah Koreans… taking over America one convince store at a time…

      • lolwut

        looks more like black people + fast food joint.

      • Murica #1

        I enjoyed your fail quite a lot, your terrible spelling is rather convenient ;)

        Way to represent Merica!

    • jones

      takem outta da jungle…

  • Ritz824

    #13 Seems legit

  • Art

    #14 Hello there. You come here often?

    • Slima

      *Hello there. Meow come here often?

    • asH

      He must think, if you can't "get it" wear it.

    • Mike Hunt

      Hey baby, I'm a giant pussy.

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #35 Rememeber that.

    • Shak

      Is that an Oreo cookie?

      • Static

        i was going to ask that!! lol first thing i thought….

        • A BiPolar Guy

          don't forget twitter, all the news shows who will have to talk about it endlessly, and the numerous true believers who will either discover they have miscalculated the date or who will "spiritualize" it into a "world changing moment" that begins the process of transforming the world so in a sense, ending the old one. Of course we won't be able to notice anything right away. These is what domesday prophets have always done in the past. The more casual believers will just forget the whole thing

          • HostessApocolytica

            it will be the day all Twinkies expire and mutate into anti matter

    • paulie

      Isn't it everyday?

    • Gurudel

      wrong calendar. that is the Aztec calendar not the Mayan.

      • Juddster

        Beat me to it.

        • RedNeck

          Me too.

    • James

      December is spelled wrong.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #15 Don't do it dude, it looks infected!

    • Trav1121

      It's the pie fucker!

  • Lola

    #15 I………. dont get it

    • Eder


    • MonkeyMadness

      Ever seen American Pie?

      • Lola

        oohh! haha! Do it, jim!

    • http://www.facebook.com/dale.sharman Dale Sharman

      I've seen American Pie. I fail to see what a cake with the Eye of Sauron has to do with it.

      • tralfaz

        He fucks pastries. Eye of Sauron looks like it's kind of askin for it.

      • McBeastie666

        That's no eye.

        • dfarner

          A whispering eye perhaps?

        • asdfasdf

          thats a whispering eye

      • MonkeyMadness

        The cake looks like a big red vagina.

        • louistulley

          big red vagina… Is that Big Red Gum's new flavor?

          • You Louis

            That's one of the worst attempts of a joke I've ever read.

            • James

              You don't read much do you?

  • 365brides

    #30 I can't stop staring. Girl crush Thursday.

    • Shane


      • Ray

        Leighton Meester

    • Kodos

      Meester's Kiester!! NICE.

    • eggnog

      Obviously she is "real world" hot but I never found her to be too special until this pic. Dayum.

      • Jen

        her stomach is shopped to be thinner.

        • EDG
          • DavidZH

            Looking at the original I find hardly anything wrong. The shopped version is yuk o.0. and Even though it's old, DAYUM!!!!

            • DrGarnicus

              Yup yup! OG is clean!

        • DB Conor

          Don't care, still hot.

    • nick

      this girl is so shopped. look at the red on her back…compared to the lady behind her…

      • Daniel

        The lady behind her is wearing a red scarf.

    • Betty

      they forgot to 'shop the elbow fat

  • MonkeyMadness

    #19 Stallone must be standing on a box, he's pretty short.

    • NO ONE

      the prefered nomenclature is "vertically challenged"

    • http://twitter.com/DanielEvans24 @DanielEvans24

      He's not that short. He's about average at 5'9" or 5'10". Which is around the standard height for American men. Arnold is 6'2" which is above average but when you think of the movies these two have been in you expect for them to be a lot taller than they actually are.

      • Moknowsbest

        i wonder how many gallons of steroids were collectively used?

      • thatguy

        Actually Arnold was only "billed" as being 6'2. He is widely speculated to be only about 6'0 or even shorter.

        • Bob

          ive met Arnold several times, i'm 6'2 and at handshake-eye-level i look up to him slightly.

    • Trav1121

      The girl in this pic REALLY looks like Calista, the Chivette from Twitter…

      • MonkeyMadness

        I doubt that's her, this pic is at least 30 years old. :P

    • miyagi

      The other guy is the 2 time MR Olympia and the strongest man ever at his height of just 5 Feet 3 inches. He could deadlift over 700 pounds while himself being under 180. Truly a legend.

      • Miyagi

        Franco Columbu.

      • DrGarnicus

        Guy had massive, MASSIVE lats! Could block out the sun!

      • ab dirty

        Great story dude

  • EggSauceTed

    #30 I wish more women wore f'd up dresses like this.

    • Name

      just so you boners know that picture has been photoshopped. here is the original http://www.thefashioncult.com/2009/06/mtv-movie-a

      she looks better in the real photo. have realistic expectations.

    • MonkeyMadness

      True, but only the hot ones. There should be a weight limit. Think about all the maxed out yoga pants. :(

      • Wang

        They shouldn't make XL miniskirts.

        • DrGarnicus

          Now that's an oxymoron.

  • KCooperCO

    #30 wow! She's smokin. Who is that?

    • g3nXsLack3r

      Leighton Meester.

    • pixelogre

      Leighton Meester – MTV Movie Awards 2009. and I agree

    • Busternut

      Enrico Francis.

  • EggSauceTed

    #22 Blind dates got a lot easier after I bought a car with a big trunk.

    • Iso

      Finder's Keeper's?

    • Pokes

      Gave her the ol' rufie colada. Classic!

    • Skeever

      Her last words were, "You can't rufie me. I'm immune"!

    • JSJ


    • dan005

      Dear Diary….

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Drunk girls are so easy to pick up.

  • Renob

    #22 Early Christmas Gift

  • Z_b


    • Megan

      I can't wait to see Kung Fu Panda 3!

    • ChristophersonofGray

      Awesome, thanks for sharing. That poor horse, but the end really summed it up and made me LOL!!

    • Cybberia

      That poor horse.

    • CplCupcake

      It's quite obvious that fruit is his enemy.

    • Wolfmane

      That video has strangely high production values considering it's about a fat guy chopping fruit.

      • dave22

        Wow, the Twinkie is the last thing I would have thought he would consider an enemy.

    • dirtysteve

      Why must it be set to dubstep? fuck you youtube.

  • Luis

    "Doomsday" is on Mayan calendar… The image is Aztec calendar…

    • FarmBoy

      So glad I decided to scroll through the comments before posting one with the same idea

    • wrangler

      if the world ends, does it really matter?

    • yoyo

      Incorrect. As previously stated – image is on Oreo cookie.

    • Alex_5280

      Some people say doosmday, some people just call it Friday. All depends on your level of drama.

    • Alumni72

      Whatever. Golf clap for your arcane yet useless knowledge. Not a single f*ck is given any longer by Mayans OR Aztecs.

    • thedude325

      Also buzz lightyear actually was a villian in part of TS3

    • Chuck Finley

      I thought it was an Oreo…

  • Banjo Bob

    #30 Thrice Daily

    • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator


  • JiMi

    #23 Kermit or Raphael with ice cream on his head?

  • JiMi

    #13 Doubt it

  • socceroos6

    #14 Mac's new suit?

  • Samuel

    #30 leighton meester, very photoshopped. with proof http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&s

  • samuel

    chive, you're all about real girls. what's with the photoshops? #30

    • http://twitter.com/Lint6 @Lint6

      Still looks sexy as hell in the original

    • Yuppp

      Who cares, she's always hot.

  • Moknowsbest

    #30 chive we need MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Moknowsbest

    I could be wrong but is this friend zone level: Designated Driver? #22

    • Quagmire

      I was thinking jackpot – giggity.

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