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December 20, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
First. Hope to make redhead part today chive
Hope to see you on there too. It feels like its been a long time since we've seen you on here!
I think you're mixing me up with that girl who has super short hair
The one with the short hair, and she looks kind of like that one chic that does that thing? I know exactly who you're talking about, small world!
It's all about the WA!
I've always wandered why people who make the chive don't actually comment on their pictures. i know I'd be excited as hell.
did u make it?
Show us your tits.
Dear WA chivette, I see you didn't make the redhead post. Some free life advice; do things for yourself in order to find acceptance. You obviously didn't make the post because either you are sub par, or your photo taking abilities are. I'm leaning towards the former. Maybe if you didn't blow those 2 dudes In the filthy basement of that house party you would feel better a out yourself and not have to post pictures on the Internet for countless random people to gawk at. Stop eating, lose some weight, get in shape, and get a life. You got this one.
Damn Tom a little brutle there huh. Just pushin the low self esteem button there.
"brutle" = "Bruce" in turtle language.
#27 The Christmas decorations really help to cover up the smell of hobo pee
Well hobos pissing in public transport maybe another American thing, but in Europe that doesn't happen. Well where I live, public transport is clean and decent people use it
good for you, buddy.
Decent people take public transport in America, but the hobos still pee in it.
I need to move to Europe
Hobo pee sounds like a hipster beer, or maybe like Lady Gaga Perfume
Did anyone ever get woken up by their mom telling them that they took a shit on the coffee table? Me neither…I swear.
#8 I think she opened a can of Booty Sweat on you, bro!
now that's how you get pinkeye
i love the fucking black guy behind him, hahaha
she's no fool. she knows who has the real money in that crowd….
Booty Booty Booty Booty Rockin Everywherr
I think skinny Mike Tyson approves of this behind them
Seamless Tropic Thunder reference.
#8 Did she piss on him?
#34 ah Koreans… taking over America one convince store at a time…
looks more like black people + fast food joint.
I enjoyed your fail quite a lot, your terrible spelling is rather convenient
Way to represent Merica!
takem outta da jungle…
#13 Seems legit
#14 Hello there. You come here often?
He must think, if you can't "get it" wear it.
Hey baby, I'm a giant pussy.
*Hello there. Meow come here often?
#35 Rememeber that.
Is that an Oreo cookie?
i was going to ask that!! lol first thing i thought….
don't forget twitter, all the news shows who will have to talk about it endlessly, and the numerous true believers who will either discover they have miscalculated the date or who will "spiritualize" it into a "world changing moment" that begins the process of transforming the world so in a sense, ending the old one. Of course we won't be able to notice anything right away. These is what domesday prophets have always done in the past. The more casual believers will just forget the whole thing
it will be the day all Twinkies expire and mutate into anti matter
Isn't it everyday?
wrong calendar. that is the Aztec calendar not the Mayan.
Beat me to it.
December is spelled wrong.
#15 Don't do it dude, it looks infected!
It's the pie fucker!
#15 I………. dont get it
Ever seen American Pie?
oohh! haha! Do it, jim!
I've seen American Pie. I fail to see what a cake with the Eye of Sauron has to do with it.
He fucks pastries. Eye of Sauron looks like it's kind of askin for it.
That's no eye.
A whispering eye perhaps?
thats a whispering eye
The cake looks like a big red vagina.
big red vagina… Is that Big Red Gum's new flavor?
That's one of the worst attempts of a joke I've ever read.
You don't read much do you?
#30 I can't stop staring. Girl crush Thursday.
Meester's Kiester!! NICE.
Obviously she is "real world" hot but I never found her to be too special until this pic. Dayum.
her stomach is shopped to be thinner.
Looking at the original I find hardly anything wrong. The shopped version is yuk o.0. and Even though it's old, DAYUM!!!!
Yup yup! OG is clean!
Don't care, still hot.
this girl is so shopped. look at the red on her back…compared to the lady behind her…
The lady behind her is wearing a red scarf.
they forgot to 'shop the elbow fat
#19 Stallone must be standing on a box, he's pretty short.
He's not that short. He's about average at 5'9" or 5'10". Which is around the standard height for American men. Arnold is 6'2" which is above average but when you think of the movies these two have been in you expect for them to be a lot taller than they actually are.
i wonder how many gallons of steroids were collectively used?
Actually Arnold was only "billed" as being 6'2. He is widely speculated to be only about 6'0 or even shorter.
ive met Arnold several times, i'm 6'2 and at handshake-eye-level i look up to him slightly.
The girl in this pic REALLY looks like Calista, the Chivette from Twitter…
I doubt that's her, this pic is at least 30 years old.
The other guy is the 2 time MR Olympia and the strongest man ever at his height of just 5 Feet 3 inches. He could deadlift over 700 pounds while himself being under 180. Truly a legend.
Guy had massive, MASSIVE lats! Could block out the sun!
Great story dude
the prefered nomenclature is "vertically challenged"
#30 I wish more women wore f'd up dresses like this.
True, but only the hot ones. There should be a weight limit. Think about all the maxed out yoga pants.
They shouldn't make XL miniskirts.
Now that's an oxymoron.
just so you boners know that picture has been photoshopped. here is the original http://www.thefashioncult.com/2009/06/mtv-movie-a…
she looks better in the real photo. have realistic expectations.
#30 wow! She's smokin. Who is that?
Leighton Meester – MTV Movie Awards 2009. and I agree
#22 Blind dates got a lot easier after I bought a car with a big trunk.
Gave her the ol' rufie colada. Classic!
Her last words were, "You can't rufie me. I'm immune"!
Drunk girls are so easy to pick up.
#22 Early Christmas Gift
That poor horse.
It's quite obvious that fruit is his enemy.
That video has strangely high production values considering it's about a fat guy chopping fruit.
Wow, the Twinkie is the last thing I would have thought he would consider an enemy.
Why must it be set to dubstep? fuck you youtube.
I can't wait to see Kung Fu Panda 3!
Awesome, thanks for sharing. That poor horse, but the end really summed it up and made me LOL!!
"Doomsday" is on Mayan calendar… The image is Aztec calendar…
So glad I decided to scroll through the comments before posting one with the same idea
if the world ends, does it really matter?
Incorrect. As previously stated – image is on Oreo cookie.
Some people say doosmday, some people just call it Friday. All depends on your level of drama.
Whatever. Golf clap for your arcane yet useless knowledge. Not a single f*ck is given any longer by Mayans OR Aztecs.
Also buzz lightyear actually was a villian in part of TS3
I thought it was an Oreo…
#30 Thrice Daily
#23 Kermit or Raphael with ice cream on his head?
#13 Doubt it
#14 Mac's new suit?
#30 leighton meester, very photoshopped. with proof http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&s…
chive, you're all about real girls. what's with the photoshops? #30
Still looks sexy as hell in the original
Who cares, she's always hot.
#30 chive we need MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could be wrong but is this friend zone level: Designated Driver? #22
I was thinking jackpot – giggity.
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