Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

#3 how is he going to change the batteries?

The woman in #30 is freakishly thin… where does she keep her internal organs? in a jar by the door?

#30 Shopped to death – get that shit off of here

#18 Because fuck the police, that's why.

#19 Two things about this photo… 1. Could Stallone's shorts be any shorter, seriously? 2. Who are the 2 people on the right? Are they celebs too?

#30 WOWOWOWOW, Also #22, NICE

#3 Bob Ross remote control: "I'm going to put on some happy channels over here, maybe a little Sports Center right there…"

#18 I'm looking forward to the investigation.

is #15 supposed to be eye of Sauron or Angry Vagina?

#33 Dude, its cold out. I'll give you a lift

#35 IS AZTEC, NOT MAYAN!!! NOW THINK…..

#28
Looks like two vandals to me.
Instead of painting something else on the wall, it could have just been removed.

#5 Brought to you by Andy Carson from Fox 12 Portland. Just about the only thing about Oregon I don't hate.

#18 I took a class taught by a paramedic, he hooks up his computer, that picture with "Because he has warrants, that's why" across it. I about lost it.

#24 huh?

#15… Poor guy.

#33 'MERICA!

#15 Whispering Eye?

#27

I can't believe they allowed Christmas decorations. I am so offended. Take it down and instead put up an ad for "Piss Christ" to be on display. That's much more sensible this time of year, at least that's what the liberal s*** heads keep telling us.

Chive, it is the 21st here on Guam and everything is a-ok.
KEEP CALM THE MAYANS WERE WRONG

#35 It will also be the most incorrectly spelled month in Chive history…

#18

To get away from the cop?????

#12: Sexy, even from a distance!
#31: cats entertain me

#18 FINALLY we get the answer to THAT question.

#30 Is physically perfect, and incredibly beautiful.