Forget dogs and cats, I’m getting a goat (Video)

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  • WA chivette

    I watched the whole thing and laughed. My goats are dykes

  • echogeo

    "Because goats taste practically like chickens!"

  • saltygary

    This is the last thing I need to see here. My wife has been begging to get goats for years, I don't need her to get anymore ammo.

  • Verbal_Kint

    A young Irishman sits down for a pint at his local pub, and soon the Scot on the stool next to him strikes up a conversation.

    You see the fishing pier out that window? asks the Scot. I built that pier with me own bare hands. But do they call me 'MacGregor the Pier-maker?' No. And he takes a drink of his whisky.

    You see the beautiful bar you're seated at? I planed it down with me own achin' back. But do they call me 'MacGregor the Bar-maker?' No. And he takes a drink of his whisky.

    You see that long, stone fence in the distance? I built that fence by meself, stone upon stone. But do they call me 'MacGregor the Fence-maker?' No. And he takes a drink of his whisky.

    But you fuck one lousy goat…

    • Smitty

      I L'D OL!!

    • MylesofStyles

      Not too BAAAAAAD.

      • Verbal_Kint

        I herd it when i was a Kidd..

        • MylesofStyles

          Wow. To hear a joke like that, you should be at least old enough to grow a goat-ee.

  • Treeguy

    I can't believe I got this much enjoyment out of goats.

    • 87eddiemac

      The first phrase ever in the scottish language

  • Mr. Mackle

    BOB !!!!!!! ED !!!!! HALP !!!!!!!!!!

  • aw rawr

    whats this video called?

    • sparky

      Goats just wanna have fun… youtube

  • NebraskaGuy

    Well that was entertaining! ;)

  • IrishInNJ

    Strangely enough I'm buying a goat on my next trip home to Eire. For the farm you see…they're good luck to have in your cattle herd.

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    I did not know goats knew how to parkour.. I learned something today

  • Vet

    That one that screams gets me every damn time!!

    • G_Had

      Haha and that's not even a goat but a sheep :)

  • Duuuuude

    Hardcore parkour…..Blaaahhhhhh

  • dan005

    Fuck cats…im getting a goat.

    • silkySapper

      what kind of idiot would get a cat in the first place?

  • Anthony

    I have goats and can confirm that they are hilarious and a hundred times more fun than cats.

    • silkySapper

      that's like saying sex is a hundred times more fun than being castrated. But thank you Captain Obvious

  • god

    that was surprisingly entertaining.

  • GuntherSquirrel

    Its all fun and games till they take out your knees… They do look like fun tho… lol

  • Slappy

    Those things are the spawn of the devil.

    • Rocky

      Im waiting for the bad part

  • adum

    favorite part was definitely the scream

  • Edge

    I grew up on a small farm with goats. They roamed free with our dogs. And they are every bit as crazy awesome as this vid depicts.

  • Jaron Rochon

    22 second mark: "PARKOUR!"

  • PayHeed

    My gf's Mom has 4 goats. It's amazing.

  • Turbodude

    What's the difference between a goat and a refrigerator?

    A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out….

  • Canucks_Rule

    figured that goat that screamed like a women woulda been in here.

  • Jack

    original video

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