I guess that’s one way to do it (40 Photos)

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  • Heisanidiot


    He needs some balance for 135 lbs?

    • Hotsauce101

      That's what he told her at least.

    • zamar

      My guess is, she's not really there for balance.

    • horseface

      your such a badass, I dont think the weight on the bar is the focus of this picture

    • _DoC_

      This is a focus test to see if he can keep from dropping it while she grinds his cock. I'd probably go with just the bar on that one.

      • Noreaster104

        It's a heterosexuality test…. FAIL !

    • Yep

      Not everyone can be as cool as you Heisanidiot.

    • thatguy

      She's helping him "get it up"

  • Brother Maynard

    #31 is an improvement.

    • The Pope

      AHH I see brother Pedophile is back

    • http://www.facebook.com/jeremy.mathes1 Jeremy Mathes

      id go to Starbucks everyday for this

  • Heisanidiot


    Forever alone and dim-witted can go hand-in-hand

    • phil

      Totally fake, btw.

  • kal50

    #31 I"ll take some cream too please Miss…



  • AlbertaFTW

    What movie is #35 from? I love zombie movies.

    • Matt

      Juan of the Dead. Cuban zombie movie. Fucking hilarious.

    • habsfanx

      it aint the WALKING DEAD thats for sure !!!! Can't wait for 2nd half season3

      • Ismael

        "juan de los muertos" a movie from Cuba

      • AlbertaFTW

        Same here. Damn you AMC with your compelling stories.

        • OneKosherBlight

          Thats not AMC that is Robert Kirkman who created the Graphic Novels and a master piece they are.

        • Bob franklin keith

          Where is Lori's body!?

          • Crazy_Jake

            How could you NOT know that? That was the best twist since the last episode was on.

          • The_Ger

            Lori's body is in the stomach of the bloated zombie Rick went apeshit on. Too bad though. I think zombie Lori would have been quite an improvement over the original.

    • https://www.facebook.com/juantorrecilla Juanito Torrecilla

      It's called Juan de los muertos it is a low budget really entertaining movie :)

      • AlbertaFTW


    • John

      or juan of the dead. best buy 9.99

  • Turd Ferguson


    try that on your fixie ya filthy hipster

    • AlbertaFTW

      Met a hipster chick who was trying to explain to me how a fixed gear bike is more efficient than one with gears…. literally hurt my brain trying to comprehend how stupid she was.

    • Bob Barker

      What happens if the bus stops suddenly?

      • Crazy_Jake

        They DIE! That would make a good picture..

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #12 If a girl would spot me like this at a gym I would work out more…

    • lunchbox

      If you worked out at the gym more more girls might not be so disgusted by the thought of sitting on your lap

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Wow, you apparently don't understand the point of the Chive. Go be a dick somewhere else. Hope you get full blown AIDS for Christmas.

  • crustybubblechunks

    #18 Stop, drop, and roll

    • B-to-the-H

      Do a barrel roll!!!

  • Dick

    Any idea where #35 came from?

    • testudo321

      Zombie Cuba?

    • Guest


  • tv_paul

    #8 I wonder what he uses to make pie charts?

    • DUH

      probably a compass and a straight edge.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Ms.Krista.Lynn.Flynn Krista Lynn Flynn

      An eggo waffle

  • KeepinCalm

    #21 because wiping your ass w/your someone's hand towel sucks

    • DaBigMachine

      …not since the accident.

  • wantomas

    #5 Hahaha. Awesome.

  • tv_paul

    #36 If they cremated the body the could have used a empty 40oz Malt liquor bottle.

    • f u p

      hooray- you're a r a c i s t

    • Amirite

      because budwiser is malt liquor..

    • Treeguy4

      Ha awesome

    • Hrdwood

      pure genius…

  • VoodooWillie

    #38 FTW. Child developing problem solving skills at a very young age.

    • Borracho

      Looks to me like he's too stupid to figure out which hole to put it in.
      Better figure that out before he's old enough to have sex.

      • Fartbox

        As long as he gets it in what does it matter which hole it is?

  • Hummus

    #11 Might be the greatest thing I've ever seen.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I live in Dallas, this is every day life at Walmart.

  • NebraskaGuy

    #31 I'd like to see her do wearing just a bikini!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Yes, I'd prefer to see her do that naked. NAKED I TELL YOU!

    • Treeguy4

      Or naked

      • huskerzfan4life

        Hey Treeguy4! I wuz gonna say that !

  • louistulley

    #20 Is it just me or does that look like a plate of tetanus?

    • MonkeyMadness

      Mmmmm… juicy tetanus!

  • No-Way? Yea-Way


    What movie is this? Looks awesome.

    • Logan O

      i work at family video and im pretty sure this is Juan of the Dead… could be wrong

  • Treeguy4

    #12 wanted to show his girl the "swell" he gets when he works out in front of her

  • Swizzle dick

    #12 that'd be enough motivation for me

  • Fleabag



    • Richard

      I hate to cal l"bullshit" on an awesome story, but why would she just assume condoms? Perhaps someone could persuade me why I should believe this exchange?

    • jasonB

      Yea, being a D-bag and not just giving a straight answer to somebody who's trying to help you is amazing?

    • Trav1121

      Why would a lesbian be so secretive about it? Just say it! Everyone loves lesbians!

    • sheoncebelieved

      I'm certain this was written by Lisbeth Salander after she was shot in the head and then buried alive, then dug herself out and shot her dad but didn't kill him and scared the shit out of her brother who ran away

      • ChristophersonofGray

        her 1/2 brother, but she was also fucking Kalle Blomquist, who is not a lesbian.

  • Yeah Yeah

    When life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gave them vodka, and have a party.

    • Livin' Legend

      When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD.

      • Atheism Much?

        The phrase begins, "When LIFE gives you lemons…"

      • http://twitter.com/coralmonster @coralmonster


  • http://4chan.org MichealJackson

    Dear Diary,

    • http://4chan.org MichealJackson

      I kid, I kid… poor choice of words…

  • tarp@aim.com

    do i care ? 2.5million people and not one can answer?

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