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December 20, 2012 | In: Awesome, Doin it wrong, FAIL, Funny, Genius or Stupid, Nailed It, Random, WTF

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Category: Awesome, Doin it wrong, FAIL, Funny, Genius or Stupid, Nailed It, Random, WTF

Heisanidiot

#12

He needs some balance for 135 lbs?

Hotsauce101

That's what he told her at least.
zamar

My guess is, she's not really there for balance.
horseface

your such a badass, I dont think the weight on the bar is the focus of this picture
_DoC_

This is a focus test to see if he can keep from dropping it while she grinds his cock. I'd probably go with just the bar on that one.

Noreaster104

It's a heterosexuality test…. FAIL !

Yep

Not everyone can be as cool as you Heisanidiot.
thatguy

She's helping him "get it up"

Brother Maynard

#31 is an improvement.

http://www.facebook.com/jeremy.mathes1 Jeremy Mathes

id go to Starbucks everyday for this
The Pope

AHH I see brother Pedophile is back

Heisanidiot

#34

Forever alone and dim-witted can go hand-in-hand

phil

Totally fake, btw.

kal50

#31 I"ll take some cream too please Miss…
SKEEBLER

POO POO JEW JITSU
AlbertaFTW

What movie is #35 from? I love zombie movies.

habsfanx

it aint the WALKING DEAD thats for sure !!!! Can't wait for 2nd half season3

AlbertaFTW

Same here. Damn you AMC with your compelling stories.

Bob franklin keith

Where is Lori's body!?

The_Ger

Lori's body is in the stomach of the bloated zombie Rick went apeshit on. Too bad though. I think zombie Lori would have been quite an improvement over the original.
Crazy_Jake

How could you NOT know that? That was the best twist since the last episode was on.

OneKosherBlight

Thats not AMC that is Robert Kirkman who created the Graphic Novels and a master piece they are.

Ismael

"juan de los muertos" a movie from Cuba

https://www.facebook.com/juantorrecilla Juanito Torrecilla

It's called Juan de los muertos it is a low budget really entertaining movie

AlbertaFTW

Thanks!

John

or juan of the dead. best buy 9.99
Matt

Juan of the Dead. Cuban zombie movie. Fucking hilarious.

Turd Ferguson

#25

try that on your fixie ya filthy hipster

AlbertaFTW

Met a hipster chick who was trying to explain to me how a fixed gear bike is more efficient than one with gears…. literally hurt my brain trying to comprehend how stupid she was.
Bob Barker

What happens if the bus stops suddenly?

Crazy_Jake

They DIE! That would make a good picture..

SmokeyTheBear

#12 If a girl would spot me like this at a gym I would work out more…

lunchbox

If you worked out at the gym more more girls might not be so disgusted by the thought of sitting on your lap

SmokeyTheBear

Wow, you apparently don't understand the point of the Chive. Go be a dick somewhere else. Hope you get full blown AIDS for Christmas.

crustybubblechunks

#18 Stop, drop, and roll

B-to-the-H

Do a barrel roll!!!

Dick

Any idea where #35 came from?

testudo321

Zombie Cuba?
Guest

Cuba

tv_paul

#8 I wonder what he uses to make pie charts?

DUH

probably a compass and a straight edge.
http://www.facebook.com/Ms.Krista.Lynn.Flynn Krista Lynn Flynn

An eggo waffle

KeepinCalm

#21 because wiping your ass w/your someone's hand towel sucks

DaBigMachine

…not since the accident.

wantomas

#5 Hahaha. Awesome.
tv_paul

#36 If they cremated the body the could have used a empty 40oz Malt liquor bottle.

Treeguy4

Ha awesome
Hrdwood

pure genius…
f u p

hooray- you're a r a c i s t
Amirite

because budwiser is malt liquor..

VoodooWillie

#38 FTW. Child developing problem solving skills at a very young age.

Borracho

Looks to me like he's too stupid to figure out which hole to put it in.
Better figure that out before he's old enough to have sex.

Fartbox

As long as he gets it in what does it matter which hole it is?

Hummus

#11 Might be the greatest thing I've ever seen.

SmokeyTheBear

I live in Dallas, this is every day life at Walmart.

NebraskaGuy

#31 I'd like to see her do wearing just a bikini!

Treeguy4

Or naked

huskerzfan4life

Hey Treeguy4! I wuz gonna say that !

MonkeyMadness

Yes, I'd prefer to see her do that naked. NAKED I TELL YOU!

louistulley

#20 Is it just me or does that look like a plate of tetanus?

MonkeyMadness

Mmmmm… juicy tetanus!

No-Way? Yea-Way

#35

What movie is this? Looks awesome.

Logan O

i work at family video and im pretty sure this is Juan of the Dead… could be wrong

Treeguy4

#12 wanted to show his girl the "swell" he gets when he works out in front of her
Swizzle dick

#12 that'd be enough motivation for me
Fleabag

#37

Amazing

Richard

I hate to cal l"bullshit" on an awesome story, but why would she just assume condoms? Perhaps someone could persuade me why I should believe this exchange?
jasonB

Yea, being a D-bag and not just giving a straight answer to somebody who's trying to help you is amazing?
Trav1121

Why would a lesbian be so secretive about it? Just say it! Everyone loves lesbians!
sheoncebelieved

I'm certain this was written by Lisbeth Salander after she was shot in the head and then buried alive, then dug herself out and shot her dad but didn't kill him and scared the shit out of her brother who ran away

ChristophersonofGray

her 1/2 brother, but she was also fucking Kalle Blomquist, who is not a lesbian.

Yeah Yeah

When life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gave them vodka, and have a party.

Livin' Legend

When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD.

http://twitter.com/coralmonster @coralmonster

POWERTHIRST
Atheism Much?

The phrase begins, "When LIFE gives you lemons…"

http://4chan.org MichealJackson

#33
Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
-Pedobear

http://4chan.org MichealJackson

I kid, I kid… poor choice of words…

tarp@aim.com

do i care ? 2.5million people and not one can answer?

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