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December 20, 2012 |
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Category: Awesome, Doin it wrong, FAIL, Funny, Genius or Stupid, Nailed It, Random, WTF
He needs some balance for 135 lbs?
That's what he told her at least.
My guess is, she's not really there for balance.
your such a badass, I dont think the weight on the bar is the focus of this picture
This is a focus test to see if he can keep from dropping it while she grinds his cock. I'd probably go with just the bar on that one.
It's a heterosexuality test…. FAIL !
Not everyone can be as cool as you Heisanidiot.
She's helping him "get it up"
#31 is an improvement.
id go to Starbucks everyday for this
AHH I see brother Pedophile is back
Forever alone and dim-witted can go hand-in-hand
Totally fake, btw.
#31 I"ll take some cream too please Miss…
POO POO JEW JITSU
What movie is #35 from? I love zombie movies.
it aint the WALKING DEAD thats for sure !!!! Can't wait for 2nd half season3
Same here. Damn you AMC with your compelling stories.
Where is Lori's body!?
Lori's body is in the stomach of the bloated zombie Rick went apeshit on. Too bad though. I think zombie Lori would have been quite an improvement over the original.
How could you NOT know that? That was the best twist since the last episode was on.
Thats not AMC that is Robert Kirkman who created the Graphic Novels and a master piece they are.
"juan de los muertos" a movie from Cuba
It's called Juan de los muertos it is a low budget really entertaining movie
or juan of the dead. best buy 9.99
Juan of the Dead. Cuban zombie movie. Fucking hilarious.
try that on your fixie ya filthy hipster
Met a hipster chick who was trying to explain to me how a fixed gear bike is more efficient than one with gears…. literally hurt my brain trying to comprehend how stupid she was.
What happens if the bus stops suddenly?
They DIE! That would make a good picture..
#12 If a girl would spot me like this at a gym I would work out more…
If you worked out at the gym more more girls might not be so disgusted by the thought of sitting on your lap
Wow, you apparently don't understand the point of the Chive. Go be a dick somewhere else. Hope you get full blown AIDS for Christmas.
#18 Stop, drop, and roll
Do a barrel roll!!!
Any idea where #35 came from?
#8 I wonder what he uses to make pie charts?
probably a compass and a straight edge.
An eggo waffle
#21 because wiping your ass w/your someone's hand towel sucks
…not since the accident.
#5 Hahaha. Awesome.
#36 If they cremated the body the could have used a empty 40oz Malt liquor bottle.
hooray- you're a r a c i s t
because budwiser is malt liquor..
#38 FTW. Child developing problem solving skills at a very young age.
Looks to me like he's too stupid to figure out which hole to put it in.
Better figure that out before he's old enough to have sex.
As long as he gets it in what does it matter which hole it is?
#11 Might be the greatest thing I've ever seen.
I live in Dallas, this is every day life at Walmart.
#31 I'd like to see her do wearing just a bikini!
Hey Treeguy4! I wuz gonna say that !
Yes, I'd prefer to see her do that naked. NAKED I TELL YOU!
#20 Is it just me or does that look like a plate of tetanus?
Mmmmm… juicy tetanus!
What movie is this? Looks awesome.
i work at family video and im pretty sure this is Juan of the Dead… could be wrong
#12 wanted to show his girl the "swell" he gets when he works out in front of her
#12 that'd be enough motivation for me
I hate to cal l"bullshit" on an awesome story, but why would she just assume condoms? Perhaps someone could persuade me why I should believe this exchange?
Yea, being a D-bag and not just giving a straight answer to somebody who's trying to help you is amazing?
Why would a lesbian be so secretive about it? Just say it! Everyone loves lesbians!
I'm certain this was written by Lisbeth Salander after she was shot in the head and then buried alive, then dug herself out and shot her dad but didn't kill him and scared the shit out of her brother who ran away
her 1/2 brother, but she was also fucking Kalle Blomquist, who is not a lesbian.
When life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gave them vodka, and have a party.
When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD.
The phrase begins, "When LIFE gives you lemons…"
I kid, I kid… poor choice of words…
do i care ? 2.5million people and not one can answer?
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