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December 20, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Want vs Need
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Keyboard/iPhone combo meal
RC helicopter that gives facials
Candy cane spoons
An alarm clock that treats me like a gentleman
USB/outlet combo meal
The ability to make friends
Fork/knife/chopsticks without the hassle of collecting the whole set
Brass knuckle meat pounder
The tiniest shopping cart
Reusable beer caps
Toilet bowl water dispenser (dog optional)
The Easter Island statue guy, but as a tissue dispenser
A glass milk carton
Category: Awesome, Want vs Need
dont give up hope, your life can change.
#11 is badass
then you'll love me..although im not brass
#15 anyone who needs this isn't Chive-worthy…
Agreed never leave a beer unfinished
Normally I'd agree, but recent studies into "Soooo, you got wasted" show that even the heartiest of souls may leave an open beer unfinished. This device might save it for them to finish in the morning out of shame.
They deserve to drink it warm and decarbonated.
I doubt anyone can put that cap on (assuming he can find it) after he passes out.
what if you brew your own beer. awww think about it eh
If you brew your own beer, you're going to want to use real bottle caps for bottle fermentation, not fake patch-work bottle caps.
What about drinking and running from the cops…. Don't want to spill… rock climbing or thumb wrestling …etc
thats right you finish it, if you think your not going to be able to finish it odds are your too far gone to put a cap on it, pretty useless invention unless its non-alcoholic
*you're – a contraction of "you are." Stay in school.
*douchebag – He is right, do us all a favor and stay in school.
*Cocksucker – you'll get there lil buddy.
your so gay
*you're so gay – amazing
G_Regular is the best troll ever
Did the punkuation police catch on yet?
Yea. If you can not finish a beer WTF..
#15 you don't "save" beer. You finish that shit!!!!
What a complete waste of plastic.
might as well put a nipple on the top of your beer
How about a woman that's not annoying?
Oh, misogyny. Who invited you to the party?
Sorry. There's only one in this world and she is engaged to marry me.
that cant be, im already married to one.
If you're so annoyed by women, maybe try men next time.
#20 has aim issues…
beat me to it!
He was probably busy looking over his shoulder at the view.
Yeah but that doesn't stop the camera person from being "oh piss!"
Camera person was probably focusing on the view. Then when he edited/submitted it, he was like "that is one hell of a great shot of that view". I'm only guessing, cause when I saw the pic I was like "that is one hell of a view, reminds me when I took a shit in the Grand Canyon by the river" and didn't notice the piss.
it was a draft
#8 Oh, Mac… Only you… Haha
I will be your friend Mac, you are funny as hell.
the dude from american pie has really gone downhill
If you require #15 you are doing it wrong!
In Canada only way to "save" beer is to hide that shit.
So Canadians can't finish their beer?
That's what you got from that??? Yah Canadians can't finish a beer, about as much as Americans cant finish a Cheeseburger..
#20 A toilet with dribble all over it? Pssccchhh I've got that shit! <insert>Image of Nailed It Meme Guy</insert>
If you don't think I get it <insert>Image of Are You Fucking Kidding Me Meme Guy</insert>
Could you explain your joke a little more? The more you do the funnier it gets.
That seemed like a lot of work for nothin.
Everytime I see this pic, the piss on tge toilet always catches my attention too
#20 I'm gonna take the most epic dump
Someone peed on the seat #20
pee'd on the bowl…the seat is lifted
Clearly the location of the toilet creates an unfortunate crosswind
You must be a woman… only they notice these things
all I want for Christmas! why did this take so long to get to my eyeballs?!
#11 Back when I was a kid, we didn't have anything fancy like that… we just used to pound our meat with our bare fists…
And we pound it to our fists were bloody & raw and mom would pour kerosene on our hands and light it on fire….and we like it!
That's my favorite Dana Carvey skit… although, sometimes I think I'm turning into him
I still pound my meat with my bare fist.
#20 Someone Missed…
#15 who can't finish a beer
#18 . . . Mac wants a knife … does this concern anyone else?
Now on the sidewalk … uuh, huh … whoo … sunny mornin’ … uuh, huh
Lies a body just oozin' life … eeek!
And someone’s sneakin' ‘round the corner
Could that someone…..be Mac the Knife?
I am glad I wasn't the only one that instantly thought this.
If this doesn't get you laid on demand, then you might was well just give up on life
Could you not have cleaned the piss puddle on that toilet before taking the pic?
#15 If you can't work your way through a 12oz. beer (Pictured) you really need to reevaluate your life and or priorities….
and your fucking vagina!
#3 I want a baby, just so I can get this fucking holster!!!
That baby is going to get all shook up and puke right into your pants.
#8 So this is the work Jason Biggs can get after the last American Pie move flopped.
#15 Who the fuck can't finish a beer?
I don't know but find the girl who use these and you not only have a sure thing but a cheap date to take to bars.
#18 "A knife"? you want "A Knife"?
#5 I gotta admit it, no jokes I actually like this one
Nothing beats getting something for 69!
If you're getting 69 you shouldn't have to beat anything ( well sometimes a lil' tug will help speed up things)
dirty dirty dirty toilet seat
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