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Sh*t I want (20 Photos)

December 20, 2012 | In: Awesome, Want vs Need

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: Keyboard/iPhone combo meal

: RC helicopter that gives facials

: Baby holster

: Candy cane spoons

: An alarm clock that treats me like a gentleman

: Sports mouse

: USB/outlet combo meal

: The ability to make friends

: “Gloves”

: Fork/knife/chopsticks without the hassle of collecting the whole set

: Brass knuckle meat pounder

: Wine helmet

: The tiniest shopping cart

: Mobile wine

: Reusable beer caps

: Toilet bowl water dispenser (dog optional)

: The Easter Island statue guy, but as a tissue dispenser

: A knife

: A glass milk carton

: This.

Category: Awesome, Want vs Need

SVSumm

First

http://www.gleny.com kekermahoney

dont give up hope, your life can change.

connie

#11 is badass

Woop

then you'll love me..although im not brass

lat297

#15 anyone who needs this isn't Chive-worthy…

epic ass is epic

Agreed never leave a beer unfinished

boldspoo

Normally I'd agree, but recent studies into "Soooo, you got wasted" show that even the heartiest of souls may leave an open beer unfinished. This device might save it for them to finish in the morning out of shame.

dedubs

They deserve to drink it warm and decarbonated.
whatever

I doubt anyone can put that cap on (assuming he can find it) after he passes out.

nom derrr

what if you brew your own beer. awww think about it eh

Will

If you brew your own beer, you're going to want to use real bottle caps for bottle fermentation, not fake patch-work bottle caps.

Steve

What about drinking and running from the cops…. Don't want to spill… rock climbing or thumb wrestling …etc
G_Regular

thats right you finish it, if you think your not going to be able to finish it odds are your too far gone to put a cap on it, pretty useless invention unless its non-alcoholic

Spelling Police

*you're – a contraction of "you are." Stay in school.

G_Regular

douschebag

FTW

*douchebag – He is right, do us all a favor and stay in school.

G_Regular

coksucker

JTO

*Cocksucker – you'll get there lil buddy.

G_Regular

your so gay

Woop

*you're so gay – amazing

lat297

G_Regular is the best troll ever
Sick350Z

Did the punkuation police catch on yet?
16inchzipper

riveting

Sejdnc

Yea. If you can not finish a beer WTF..

jim

#15 you don't "save" beer. You finish that shit!!!!

Guntherj

AGREED!!
tdog

What a complete waste of plastic.
herp de derp

might as well put a nipple on the top of your beer

Slappy

How about a woman that's not annoying?

Guest

Oh, misogyny. Who invited you to the party?
DaddyD

Sorry. There's only one in this world and she is engaged to marry me.

Woop

that cant be, im already married to one.

Alex

If you're so annoyed by women, maybe try men next time.

hellagreg

#20 has aim issues…

ATrapAtNoon

beat me to it!
Benjamin

I concur
_DoC_

He was probably busy looking over his shoulder at the view.

Paperwork

Yeah but that doesn't stop the camera person from being "oh piss!"

_DoC_

Camera person was probably focusing on the view. Then when he edited/submitted it, he was like "that is one hell of a great shot of that view". I'm only guessing, cause when I saw the pic I was like "that is one hell of a view, reminds me when I took a shit in the Grand Canyon by the river" and didn't notice the piss.

fed

it was a draft

Trav1121

#8 Oh, Mac… Only you… Haha

TheDude

I will be your friend Mac, you are funny as hell.
Jen

the dude from american pie has really gone downhill

Findangle

If you require #15 you are doing it wrong!

Findangle

In Canada only way to "save" beer is to hide that shit.

Hmmm

So Canadians can't finish their beer?

Findangle

That's what you got from that??? Yah Canadians can't finish a beer, about as much as Americans cant finish a Cheeseburger..

Payheed

touche

Kieth

#20 A toilet with dribble all over it? Pssccchhh I've got that shit! <insert>Image of Nailed It Meme Guy</insert>

If you don't think I get it <insert>Image of Are You Fucking Kidding Me Meme Guy</insert>

Yo Yo Ma

Could you explain your joke a little more? The more you do the funnier it gets.
PenisWinkle

That seemed like a lot of work for nothin.
bootoo

Everytime I see this pic, the piss on tge toilet always catches my attention too

Boulderevolution

#20 I'm gonna take the most epic dump
Bandito

Someone peed on the seat #20

lilpuppy

pee'd on the bowl…the seat is lifted
Deadpool

Clearly the location of the toilet creates an unfortunate crosswind
Fred Flintstone

You must be a woman… only they notice these things

http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

#5
all I want for Christmas! why did this take so long to get to my eyeballs?!
Hrdwood

#11 Back when I was a kid, we didn't have anything fancy like that… we just used to pound our meat with our bare fists…

tv_paul

And we pound it to our fists were bloody & raw and mom would pour kerosene on our hands and light it on fire….and we like it!

Hrdwood

That's my favorite Dana Carvey skit… although, sometimes I think I'm turning into him

_DoC_

I still pound my meat with my bare fist.

JustSayin'

#20 Someone Missed…
Joel

#15 who can't finish a beer
_HypoLuxa_

#18 . . . Mac wants a knife … does this concern anyone else?

wantomas

Now on the sidewalk … uuh, huh … whoo … sunny mornin’ … uuh, huh
Lies a body just oozin' life … eeek!
And someone’s sneakin' ‘round the corner
Could that someone…..be Mac the Knife?

Classic song

I am glad I wasn't the only one that instantly thought this.

Cracka_ass_cracka

#8
If this doesn't get you laid on demand, then you might was well just give up on life
BigDeeMan

Could you not have cleaned the piss puddle on that toilet before taking the pic?
SteelHorseCowboy

#15 If you can't work your way through a 12oz. beer (Pictured) you really need to reevaluate your life and or priorities….

Jen

and your fucking vagina!

wantomas

#3 I want a baby, just so I can get this fucking holster!!!

The_Ger

That baby is going to get all shook up and puke right into your pants.

tv_paul

#8 So this is the work Jason Biggs can get after the last American Pie move flopped.
Verbal_Kint

#15 Who the fuck can't finish a beer?

tv_paul

I don't know but find the girl who use these and you not only have a sure thing but a cheap date to take to bars.

Juan R

#18 "A knife"? you want "A Knife"?
tv_paul

#5 I gotta admit it, no jokes I actually like this one

Bob25

Nothing beats getting something for 69!

tv_paul

If you're getting 69 you shouldn't have to beat anything ( well sometimes a lil' tug will help speed up things)

ltappp

#20

dirty dirty dirty toilet seat

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