December 20, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Want vs Need
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Keyboard/iPhone combo meal
RC helicopter that gives facials
Candy cane spoons
An alarm clock that treats me like a gentleman
USB/outlet combo meal
The ability to make friends
Fork/knife/chopsticks without the hassle of collecting the whole set
Brass knuckle meat pounder
The tiniest shopping cart
Reusable beer caps
Toilet bowl water dispenser (dog optional)
The Easter Island statue guy, but as a tissue dispenser
A glass milk carton
Category: Awesome, Want vs Need
#15 Just slam it. No need to save it.
#20 you think a chilly toilet seat is bad? You'd have to dump in the rain or snow eventually with that bathroom
There is a portapotty near the top of the lift in the back bowl in Vail. That was a chilly toilet seat.
#20 til drunk=bad news
#5 What is this 1997? Just record a message on your phone and set it as your alarm.
#15 no true beer drinker would ever need this
#11 Damn, i don't beat my meat that hard. But it'd make a particularly vicious set of brass knuckles.
I actually really want that knife #18
its called the gerber remix, it can be bought at most walmarts, northern tool and equipment, and academy sports.
Don't even need to turn a fan on before/during/after for #20 … but I'd hate to be down wind.
Who the hell cant finish a beer #15
#12 zach galifianakis?
Looks like it to me.
#15 Love the shout out to Bear Republic brewery. Representing Nor Cal!!
#8 I'm sure the ladies are going to be lined up around the block when you have this on
Awesome, but the very devil to clean if the milk ring is allowed to set at all.
If that will wake you up, you're probably not in need of a alarm clock.
#20, why didnt he just Piss over the edge? Or at least put the saet down to hide his Dribbles
#20 Some one mist!
#20 Should have just peed over the edge while enjoying the view! Unless you have neighbors downstairs!
#19 I own one of these. 1. don't buy if you live in a hard water area, it's a complete bitch to clean. 2. don't buy if you want to put milk in it, it's. a. bitch. to. clean.
#20 – That chick needs to sit down next time.
#9 Mittens…there mittens!! jackwagon!…not gloves.
#4 #11 #16
http :// www (dot) go fund me (dot) com /1iox44……..I know this seems like trolling but Merry Christmas
$5 helps a little girl
#13 Still costs you a hundred bucks at Whole Foods to fill this cart.
#5 would be even more epic if the voice was michael cane as batmans butler
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