Sh*t I want (20 Photos)

#15 Just slam it. No need to save it.

#20 drunk=death

#20 you think a chilly toilet seat is bad? You'd have to dump in the rain or snow eventually with that bathroom

#20 til drunk=bad news

#5 What is this 1997? Just record a message on your phone and set it as your alarm.

#15 no true beer drinker would ever need this

#11 Damn, i don't beat my meat that hard. But it'd make a particularly vicious set of brass knuckles.

I actually really want that knife #18

Don't even need to turn a fan on before/during/after for #20 … but I'd hate to be down wind.

Who the hell cant finish a beer #15

#12 zach galifianakis?

#15 Love the shout out to Bear Republic brewery. Representing Nor Cal!!

#8 I'm sure the ladies are going to be lined up around the block when you have this on

#19
Awesome, but the very devil to clean if the milk ring is allowed to set at all.

#5
If that will wake you up, you're probably not in need of a alarm clock.

#20, why didnt he just Piss over the edge? Or at least put the saet down to hide his Dribbles

#20 Some one mist!

#20 Should have just peed over the edge while enjoying the view! Unless you have neighbors downstairs!

#19 I own one of these. 1. don't buy if you live in a hard water area, it's a complete bitch to clean. 2. don't buy if you want to put milk in it, it's. a. bitch. to. clean.

#20 – That chick needs to sit down next time.

#9 "Laser"

#9 Mittens…there mittens!! jackwagon!…not gloves.

#4 #11 #16
http :// www (dot) go fund me (dot) com /1iox44……..I know this seems like trolling but Merry Christmas

$5 helps a little girl

#13 Still costs you a hundred bucks at Whole Foods to fill this cart.

#5 would be even more epic if the voice was michael cane as batmans butler