Whatever happens, don’t say Awww (36 Photos)

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  • Verbal_Kint

    #5 How about AWWWEEEE YEEAAAAHH!!!! Take it!

    • Hrdwood

      and the cat looks about as interested as my spouse gets…. :-(

      • Verbal_Kint

        Cheer up, he probably finishes faster then you.

      • CanadianChivette

        I know this is going to sound silly, but I've never understood why women complain about sex.. Why do you ladies act like its a chore?! Get with it girls, it's one of the cheapest, most enjoyable things to do! And you don't need a special day of the week to do it, EVERY DAY IS A GOOD DAY TO GET LAID!

        • tv_paul

          It's like the old joke: when a women is ironing she's thinking about sex and when she's having sex she's thinking about ironing.

          • Hrdwood

            That's no joke… when I'm doing ANYTHING at anytime… all I can think about is ironing…

            • CanadianChivette

              Maybe we think about it during ironing, cause we'd like for you to interrupt us with a little (or big) something ;)

              • Hrdwood

                The rabbit in the photo is interrupting the cat and the cat still looks like she is thinking about ironing…

                • CanadianChivette

                  Maybe the bunny didn't bring a big enough carrot to the game.

        • Canadian chick

          Who doesn't like sex?!?!!! Best fun ever! And gets better as you get older!!!!

          • tv_paul

            I gotta move to Canada.

            • ratedgg13

              Benefits of Canada: cold & maple syrup. Why cold you ask? Because nipples.

          • CanadianChivette

            Yes! Exactly!!!

          • Kzo

            Who doesn't like sex?
            People we should avoid.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    See, puppy dog eyes are not exclusive!

  • Jessica


    • not first


      • Jessica

        I know i suck at life… it's ok tho, ill get it next time.

        • SKEEBLER


  • where is burnsday!!


  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    a li'l au jus for the meal?

  • sfb101

    Well, I made it to #13, and then #15 nailed me.

    • Random Guy

      When I grow up I want to be a 3-toed tree sloth

  • zamar


    • MDSerles

      Looks like a mini Wookie

    • holyshit

      probably the cutest thing ever.

    • crustybubblechunks

      Looks so ashamed

  • TheBAMFinater

    #1 Dang it, didn't even make it to the rest of the post. Way too cute.

    • Jordan

      I want to know what type of dog this is!

  • Bobby

    Hey John, are you going to be in season 6 of TrueBlood? I love Kevin, he is a good addition to the funny parts of the show.

    My apologies to my fellow chivers for the non related post but I dont know how else to contact John directly.

    • hondo

      No, he's not. Please stop stalking us; we're trying to quietly move on with our lives. We don't care what you think of us.

      Oh, and you should get tested.

  • Verbal_Kint

    By the way, why don't you guys bust out a nice white pique polo shit with the crown and KCCO embroidered under it? Small and classy. That would be cool. The reverse too. White on black would be nice as well…

    • Very Cool

      Why don't you homos mail in your man cards to the chive offices so they can send them out to someone who deserves them?

    • Verbal_Kint

      Or a black and or white shirt with the green ostrich. That would be sweet too. I'll buy one. Of each.

      • tv_paul

        A polo shirt would be nice, but I'm not a fan of the pique polo shit I think that's a japanese thing.

      • JLW

        I think a white hat with the ostrich on the front and KCCO across the back would be sweet.

        • Verbal_Kint

          Yeah, that would be cool. It might even exist already on eBay, i remember seeing something very similar to what you describe. I don't want to support bootleggers though.

      • PDiddily420

        You spelled flamingo wrong. :)

        • Verbal_Kint

          Fuck seriously? I thought it was a ostrich. Thanks!

          • JLW

            I could never tell. I always thought it was an ostrich or an emu.

  • Abusement_Park

    #16. What is it about a seal's eyes that straight up tug at the strings of my heart? I'm a grown man for crying out loud.

  • Swizzle dick

    #9 damn, got me

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #22 I want the pup, and the booze.

    • CanadianChivette


  • Thisguy

    Awww c'mon. That's not even fair chive.

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #8 Hey, guess what…. Boop!

  • Billy

    #28 even goats know they can't eat a Nokia

    • Scholar

      Yes, this is Goat.

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #17 SHHITTT!! That's some good stuff! Where's Jimmy, it's his turn….. I can't feel my face

  • fucked


  • razz

    I was good until #16 then the floodgates opened

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #33 than I said "let me seal it with a kiss" hahaha, it's a pun…..bitches love puns

  • tv_paul

    #6 Well she is Catwoman.

  • tv_paul

    #32 Who hasn't…what I mean how disgusting.

  • dick

    #5 doesn't matter. had sex.

  • Treeguy

    #28 I love all the dirty baaaa you talk

  • dick

    #35 doesn't matter. had sex.

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