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December 20, 2012 |
In: Funny, Random
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Category: Funny, Random
THANK YOU! That is exactly what I have been saying!!!!!!!!
If it were me I'd make ten movies instead and laugh as I got richer off all the people who would pay to see every single one.
Still a good movie regardless.
If you do a little research you'd know why it's a trilogy.
Here's your research. I read the book. Not a trilogy.
The Hobbit 2: Electric Boogalo!
The Hobbit 3: The Search For More Money!
Right on, and exactly why I'll just wait for the dvd's or hbo or something…
Snap! Thanks eggnog!
Mmmnmmm sorry. To busy Chiving
Pretty sure "Return on the King" was two parts. . .
Well no sorry, the Hobbit trilogy will aslo contain the Fall of the Necromancer story, which explains Gandalfs absence during alot of the Hobbit story, so it's actually 2 unabridged stories in 3 movies.
Normally the problem with movies based on books is that books have more content than a movie so they have to shrink it down. In the hobbit it will have a paragraph describing a battle, in the movie they will have a whole action sequence.
+ theyve added lots of footnotes and other stuff in. Why shouldnt these movies try to be more epic than the original book? Im glad they are doing it
#7 Henry Rollins would destroy you at anything.
Yeah, but he would only do it if Keith Morris did it first.
Ha. The only thing Morris ever destroyed was his nasal septum. But I can understand your partiality to circle jerks.
Keith Morris would quit half way through because it was too much like work
#11 Is absolutely hilarious. I must test this
Walking Dead meets Heroes #27
#12 In order to call it rape, she has to prove he did it on porpoise…
yeah, no reason to blow this hole thing out of proportion…
people who flipper out about the whole thing are overreacting
Well when they speak they do sound like Quagmire.
Man, this subject is getting sonar annoying
This happened to Hank on King of the Hill one time, and Bobby became addicted to capers.
Nature has a way of shutting that down.
Nice! Someone else who uses the pirate language setting on facebook.
"… get more starsier"…?
I don't get it….
#1 u cry because of the sulfur vapour that is released by the onion reacts with water around your eye producing sulfuric acid
Phantastic stuph, that's phor sure.
I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.
I don't talk about onions at parties. I talk about med school.
Yep…Like Pokes said….a lot of fun at parties…
#1 is " Bill Squire " drawling !! …He's a Chiver and Comedian !!
Loved his last show ! https://www.facebook.com/comedianbillsquire
#22 honey boo boo in about 6 years.
#23 Alcohol is a molecule… beer or mixed drinks would be a solution. Come on cat, learn to science.
Actually alcohol is a chemical group, ethanol is the molecule known as drinkable alcohol.
Mmmm-ma-mmmm-ma-mmmm-mama says you're both wrong. Alcohol is the devil.
Alcohol.. the cause and solution to all problems. -Homer Simpson-
alcohol is actually a compound. good sir an organic chemical
#25 Yeah…yeeeah…EAT that gummi worm, you slut!
#12 Omg! Aquaman has taught them evil things…
#24 Eh, indeed!
Yea it was originally supposed to be called C.N.D. But after saying every letter by saying 'Eh' it got written down incorrectly.
I think it goes like this: Did you know "Canada" used to be spelled with only three letters? C, eh?, N, eh?, D, eh?…
How do you get text like #17 on FB??????
Account General Settings > Languages > English (pirate)
#16 msybe..but at least there fathers are part of there lives more often than black fathers.
Maybe school should have been a bigger part of your life.
Yay! You win the biggest douche of the day award. To claim your prize; simply punch yourself in the nuts. It's for humanity.
Also learn English. *maybe + *their (ya fuckin' douche)
Because white people are the only ones with nannies and who take their dogs out in public? How bout we drop the race crap and say, "some people"? Oh, he can do that because he is black. Got it. Moving on. Nothing to see here…
Because white people weren't enslaved and oppressed for hundreds of years.
And neither were any Black Americans alive today.
It looks like Westboro has found the Chive.
some of these would make better shirts than the ones you had up the other day
I totally read #22 in Arnold's voice.
#25 Hey, didn't that used to belong to Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi
I'll take 2 then!
I just threw up, a little, in my mouth.
#17 These guys probably have no girlfriends.
I wooooon the sack race, SACK RACE!
#25 Vat19 makes some pretty funny videos.
#24 Can't spell Canada without "eh".
Oh! I see what you did there.
Canada used to be spelled with only three letters… C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?
#28 Lies, in 2057 cords will be illegal and games will be played in VR inside a holo-deck….
Also, I'm pretty sure that's Ron Paul on the left
#17 props for the pirate setting, but I'd shoot myself if they were my friends… Typical wanna be losers who still think 'women can't drive' and 'kitchen' jokes don't mark them out as broken units… Not to mention as original as sliced bread. Didn't think I'd see shite like this on the Chive
There are entire posts basically objectifying women and you didn't expect kitchen jokes?
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