Don’t cross the fruit ninja….don’t even think about it (Video)

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Don’t miss the epic conclusion. This man is a true master.

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  • IrishInNJ

    Surprisingly good Bob… not bad at all son.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Cat was the best part.

    • Guest

      Would have been better of that cat got sliced in half

  • Hara

    My friend got a Kinect and this game.
    "Sounds stupid," I said.
    That's all I want to do at his place now.

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    I'm actually quite impressed by the production quality here. Good job Bob

    Oh and dude looks like Farva's fatter brother

    • ninja this

      I bet ya that Mac produced this. The cat was a dead give away and video was well done.

  • tv_paul

    Why was Kenny Rodger tossing fruit at him at the end?

    • Spelling Police

      Do you mean Kenny Rogers? The Gambler?

      • tv_paul

        No, this guy who lives down my street. He's always chucking fruit at people. I don't know if he gamble or not?

  • Just a question

    How did they get Batman to narrate this?

  • RezDog

    There goes the last Twinkie. :(

  • Garret

    I was torn between relatively amusing and WTF until that pomegranite hit him in the face, funny shit!

    • Mario Mario

      Reminds me that I bought one yesterday and did not eat it yet.

      Their season is finishing too! :(

  • G_Had

    And again it's a big boned guy who's the ninja. Funny nonetheless!

    • tyler

      Big boned? Never seen a fat skeleton

    • Wet_tosti

      Big bones don't jingle when you move!

      • Spelling Police


        • Fuk da Police

          It's Christmas season MOFO, deal with it

  • Jim

    Stopped watching the moment dubstep started playing. Ruined a perfectly good vid

  • Wet_tosti

    Did you know a lot of people in the world would be pretty happy to just eat that food….

    • SkyVader

      Did you know a lot of people in the world would be pretty happy to just have a sword like that….

  • sfb101

    But what about the injured fruit in this movie?

  • Rod

    that poor, poor horse…

  • .Krookz

    Poor horse!

  • Bleedblckandgld

    I would pay to see a sword fight between this guy and the guy who cuts the water bottles in half.

    • GuntherSquirrel

      That needs to happen! Chive! You have a mission!

  • DaddyG

    Track is by Scott &Brendo, not their usuall stuff but still better than skrillex (",)
    Really do recommend you check out their other tunes.

  • @BrettForrest89

    I enjoyed this at full volume at work dubbing out hard since everyone decided to leave me in the office alone. I regret nothing. Happy Holidays

  • Megan

    Wait fruit ninja? I thought I was watching Kung Fu Panda 3….

  • Sean

    At first I thought the video was fake because I thought I saw the sword cut through a tree… but then I saw the end and it killed me haha

  • litteringand...

    No animals were harmed or tortured during the making of this movie. yeah, right. poor horse.

  • duckfart4U

    2 things:
    1- After cutting all that fruit maybe he should consider adding some to his diet at some point? Just sayin…
    2- Can someone tell him that Keith Stone is a fruit?

  • @julesmarie310

    hahahaha! ….no, but for real. that is a sharp ass sword.

  • JSt31

    Well, he definitely isn't eating any of it

  • imdowngetme

    Lol that was awesome people here need to be less of a judgemental prick

  • Matty

    That poor horse

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