I want that (36 Photos)

  • Tiber_Septim

    #33 that would be great to have

    • MonkeyMadness

      It's nice at first but I wrecked my first two helicopters trying to land while drunk.

    • testudo321

      Owning the ocean is great, but lately there is simply too much crap floating on it….

  • http://twitter.com/NorCalChiver @NorCalChiver

    why is #30 a skinny douche? it should be a chubby kid

    • MonkeyMadness

      I was thinking the same thing.

      • alex w.

        U know what I was thinking, your probably a fat fuck, who is jealous of the physique attained by showing restraint and control. So fuck you!!! Both of you.

        • alex w.

          Sorry guys, sorry. My meds are off and my boyfriend just dumped me for a chubby guy…said I was too skinny and douchey. I'm just lashing out. Also I have a micro penis :/

    • http://4chan.org/b gnocco

      her bewbs are pretty small… i didn't know theChive allowed this stuff.

    • VoodooWillie

      That thought came to mind, but then I thought…."Hmmm. Maybe if they used a hot chick on "Burnsday", the shirt would sell better."

  • RealZoo

    Need #2 to tell me when #33 is coming in…

  • yes

    #22 for the war against veganism ?

    • EvilDungbeetle

      Somewhere around here we have what must be its smaller cousin: The Original Jerky Blaster. Works quite well, actually.

  • http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert

    #29 Campbells cup-o-chino

    • savagecabbage

      hahahaha my sides… oh please e de mois…

    • Notknowing

      "Ummm…excuse me, but…I ordered the large cappuccino?"

      • MikeyMate


  • MonkeyMadness

    #30 I thought it was an ugly chick at first. I was right.

    • http://4chan.org/b gnocco

      reported for NSFW

  • Mr.Ha!

    Add this to the wishlist- http://partyholster.com/

  • Andy Valentine

    #2 – Heck yes.

  • http://twitter.com/spudrik79 @spudrik79

    #8 needs new batteries

    • Guse

      How are the numbers on the side of the thing not good enough? It would be like having a digital clock in the middle of an analogue one…

      • thatguy

        Have you ever used a measuring cup? You have to either kneel down so you can read it while it sits flat, or you have to hold it up to your face and try to magically keep it level so you can see how much is in it. Now maybe you don't care to be so precise but still, this would be much faster and easier.

        • Ryan

          If it's that much on an inconvenience, maybe you should just order out. Lazy ass.

        • average Joe

          annnnddd we have the winning comment for the laziest 1st world problems

      • wreckem

        Actually I think the electronic bits are a scale so you can measure weight. The cup measures volume. It's a 2 in 1 kinda thing.

  • Dev

    15 and 17 already got. Now for the rest.

  • rod

    #35 what's that from? It's wrecking me!

    • Newman

      Napo dynamite

    • Save Ferris

      Napoleon Dynamite of course!

  • K-1

    #4: I want that!

  • savagecabbage

    #23 one thing that bothers me. It says one pint 473ml. A pint is 568ml.

    • pintlover

      actually it is 473.176ml

    • Jen

      ive had wine frozen smoothies, AMAZING!

  • zym

    #5 Absinthe glass. Wide variety available on the net.

    • Stewie

      I have 2 of these and never knew what they were! Thanks zym

    • aBoozer

      Negative Ghost Rider. That would be a brandy/port pipe.

  • Irwin

    #24 How About No
    #31 That head in the left corner it's creeping me out

    • Big_James

      I agree #31 I was wondering if anyone else noticed it.

  • gus

    #1 Or you could just drink black coffee like a real guy

    • truemountain

      I had the same thought.

    • SkyVader

      I enjoy ordering a "large, black coffee" at Starbucks. It makes the things behind the bar very mad faced.

    • Mr. Torgue

      http://www.greenmountaincoffee.com/Coffee/Tanzani… this makes me thoroughly depressed

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Hmm.. So I'm not a real guy for not drinking my coffee black? Interesting..

    • Chuck Norris

      I grind the coffee with my teeth and heat the water with my rage.

  • Rojo

    I have #15 didn't realize that was what the lid was for, I've been using it as a coaster

  • Rich

    Go play with straight razors asswipe

  • Rich


  • Dumbnuts

    I don't get #12… any ideas?

    • Gloo

      Bubblewrap. One pop per day.


  • Alex

    #17 You want an iPhone with no service? /s

    • Underbaker

      I believe the want is the gloves that let you use a touch screen, which is pretty standard in new gloves these days.

  • Mr. Torgue


    pure Badassitude

    • North

      Pure douche bagginess you mean?

      • Mr. Torgue

        yeah exactly, Mr. Torgue approves this sh*t

    • Turd F.

      I've never seen anything with guns on it look so faggy.

    • Guest

      I am honestly not trying to preachy or anything, but I really think this whole "guns are cool" attitude needs to change….

      • Mr. Torgue

        I agree with you while also thinking guns are cool. I am also no longer in a Mr. Torgue mindset and those sunglasses are hilarious

  • Thrill


    Isn't that the Lonely Island boat?

  • JSturdy

    Where can I find #9? Pure badassery!

  • Zaedrus

    #4 Find her.

    • YogIEEEEE

      She'll be the one not eaten but raped by the Grizzley.

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