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December 21, 2012 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Nailed It, Random
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Category: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Nailed It, Random
…and to think, your parents actually wanted to abort you. Look what we would have missed out on!
TheChive should hire you to say this to every person who says "first" made my day
Great ending props chive props
#33 where do I apply?
I'm just curious why she is even trying to get in those so damn hard.
I think they meant to write that. Should have been given at least 1/2 a point.
sex toys and spaghetti are the way to get in
So the student writes that he bought sex toys and made spaghetti. He gets points off for the answer? I don't think it is unreasonable at all. The two practically go hand in hand.
"Liebensmittel" is not an accurate german word. Sorry guys. Sex toys is "Sexspielzeuge".
He's only getting -1/2 because the noun doesn't start with a capital, just like 'milch' in the previous sentence.
I do what I want.
Why is that car eating the bench?
It's not. The bench has a rounded back.
(And if this was a troll, sorry for ruining it with facts)
#21 Yeah,but If I was blind,desperate and with a sack over my head.Talk about ugly!
Beautiful? Nope Ugly? Not even close
The fact that they're both about 12 wouldn't be an issue…?
talk about prison
Nope, I'd still take the drugs over that.
What's up with all the jailbait poppin' up the past couple days?
I am going to guess that it is a sorority initiation prank. So probably not jailbait.
I'm good. Herpes is for life.
And underage and fogey that
This is disgusting
second? and #52
#33 I wouldn't ever stop trying
I would. He's going the wrong direction.
touché, my friend. touché.
Hahaha thisis why I chive – hilarious!
friend zone lvl99
#33 Mother of God
#33 I think she's needs some jean therapy.
#9 Reminds me of Stuart from MAD TV "Look what I can do!"
I thought she got assassinated. It looks like there might be a grassy knoll behind her.
Womb raider. LOL like tomb raider but womb instead haaha I get it
Oh man, I should NOT have read that comment while eating. Nearly fatal, that was.
#21 don't fall for it, jail bait for sure sneaky bitches
I'd bet good money that they are pledging a sorority and that this is an initiation prank. So probably not jailbait. Probably not even likely to be true. Those girls are probably pure as the driven snow.
You just said they're sorority girls, so the shirts are probably accurate
Wouldn't swear to it, but I think #33 is the start of a porno.
Quick drag it into Google image search then start flapping
Well it's not the end.
Kristina Rose. Cough.
dude looks like steve o
this is funny as shit, lol the guys face is priceless…and then they banged I'm sure
#28 always hating on my peeps
Hey DNn…umm…your eyebrows are crooked. Please seek professional help…
Uh, I thought you were the whitest guy on here?
#23 laughed really hard at this one… then realized he's getting more than I am.
Those willing to fuck a cow usually do get more action, but I'm not sure you should envy them.
Don't care got laid!
#25 I CANNOT stop laughing. Seriously. Cannot. Stop.
I hope it didn't fall off, it's a relly nice hat.
This dude is about to lose his shit.
Please take the stickers off. Looks retarded..
#33 I think thats Kristina Rose…God help me for knowing that
Sorry bro, that's Jada Stevens…don't ask how I know.
It's Kristina Rose vid is from monster curves site
#8 #12 this is how we get repped on dis site
God shut up!!
Like I said. Seek professional help, dude.
Lol man, yo comments be funny yo
It says 35 photos, we've been lied to. #33
Kristina's ass takes up three spots.
#21. Although yall are pretty, ur yelling SLUT. And whores rnt' hot.
Spoken like a true fag..
Lose the hate speech, asshole.
Typical rage loner. Get it through your head, lots of women have sex, but just because they ignore you for whatever justified reason, does not make them sluts. Maybe if you stop referring to them as sluts and whores, you might get a piece of ass every now and then.
What part of "No dignity No virginity" do you not understand? Don't believe everything your mom's "friends" told you as they made breakfast for you.
It's a JOKE.
My goodness, people.
Y'all* you're* aren't**
1st degree grammar murder, brobeans.
#33 WTF IS THIS FROM?
NEED A SPECIFIC VIDEO THOUGH
may we ask why??
do you really want to know why?
Im assuming masturbation. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
Kristina Rose – Monster Curves – Bend It Over
someone needs to buy you a beer.
also, get the fuck out of the house and get a girlfriend
now thats some funny shit
#33 I put in the same effort to get'em off!
#9 .. I feel her pain
Holy repeats… How about some new content?
#33 this could never get old
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