Please let me help you (35 Photos)

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  • T loco

    First

    • derp

      …and to think, your parents actually wanted to abort you. Look what we would have missed out on!

      • Kyle

        TheChive should hire you to say this to every person who says "first" made my day

  • Boss hawg outlaw

    Great ending props chive props

    • Courtesy Flush

      #33 where do I apply?

      • Amber

        I'm just curious why she is even trying to get in those so damn hard.

  • StarboardEngine

    #1
    I think they meant to write that. Should have been given at least 1/2 a point.

    • Tyler Rauch

      sex toys and spaghetti are the way to get in

      • j6251c

        So the student writes that he bought sex toys and made spaghetti. He gets points off for the answer? I don't think it is unreasonable at all. The two practically go hand in hand.

    • Germandude

      "Liebensmittel" is not an accurate german word. Sorry guys. Sex toys is "Sexspielzeuge".

    • jerry

      He's only getting -1/2 because the noun doesn't start with a capital, just like 'milch' in the previous sentence.

  • StarboardEngine

    #2
    I do what I want.

    Love,
    Grams

    • notawittyname

      Why is that car eating the bench?

      • kateluvya

        It's not. The bench has a rounded back.
        (And if this was a troll, sorry for ruining it with facts)

  • bob

    #21 Yeah,but If I was blind,desperate and with a sack over my head.Talk about ugly!

    • derp

      Beautiful? Nope Ugly? Not even close

    • Seanwad

      The fact that they're both about 12 wouldn't be an issue…?

    • DrSniffer

      talk about prison

    • Anon

      Nope, I'd still take the drugs over that.

    • Bob Barker

      What's up with all the jailbait poppin' up the past couple days?

      • PnB

        I am going to guess that it is a sorority initiation prank. So probably not jailbait.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I'm good. Herpes is for life.

    • Nbl

      And underage and fogey that

    • Katie

      This is disgusting

  • Plz?

    second? and #52

    • Plz?

      #33

  • http://sterlingyee.com/cookingclass Sterling

    #17 bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Andyrew711

    #33 I wouldn't ever stop trying

    • Claude

      I would. He's going the wrong direction.

      • Andyrew711

        touché, my friend. touché.

    • i8paula

      Hahaha thisis why I chive – hilarious!

    • shea

      friend zone lvl99

  • gofackyourself

    #33 Mother of God

  • tv_paul

    #33 I think she's needs some jean therapy.

    • jmf10

      jeanius!

  • tv_paul

    #9 Reminds me of Stuart from MAD TV "Look what I can do!"

    • Womb_Raider

      I thought she got assassinated. It looks like there might be a grassy knoll behind her.

      • Rudy

        Womb raider. LOL like tomb raider but womb instead haaha I get it

    • Everyman

      Oh man, I should NOT have read that comment while eating. Nearly fatal, that was.

  • jethro

    #21 don't fall for it, jail bait for sure sneaky bitches

    • PnB

      I'd bet good money that they are pledging a sorority and that this is an initiation prank. So probably not jailbait. Probably not even likely to be true. Those girls are probably pure as the driven snow.

      • David

        You just said they're sorority girls, so the shirts are probably accurate

  • Telephone Man

    Wouldn't swear to it, but I think #33 is the start of a porno.

    • awww shit

      Quick drag it into Google image search then start flapping

    • Courtesy Flush

      Well it's not the end.

    • BCBC

      Kristina Rose. Cough.

    • ThePatriot

      dude looks like steve o

      • MissVega84

        this is funny as shit, lol the guys face is priceless…and then they banged I'm sure

  • Da Nig naggar

    #28 always hating on my peeps

    • Notknowing

      Hey DNn…umm…your eyebrows are crooked. Please seek professional help…

    • osgood

      Uh, I thought you were the whitest guy on here?

  • WileEOne

    #23 laughed really hard at this one… then realized he's getting more than I am. :-(

    • ThunderKCCO

      Those willing to fuck a cow usually do get more action, but I'm not sure you should envy them.

    • Justin Cider

      Don't care got laid!

  • Allonsy

    #25 I CANNOT stop laughing. Seriously. Cannot. Stop.

    • G_Had

      I hope it didn't fall off, it's a relly nice hat.

    • Notknowing

      This dude is about to lose his shit.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Please take the stickers off. Looks retarded..

  • Jayson

    #33 I think thats Kristina Rose…God help me for knowing that

    • Wiggle

      Sorry bro, that's Jada Stevens…don't ask how I know.

      • Matador

        It's Kristina Rose vid is from monster curves site

  • Da Nig Nagga

    #8 #12 this is how we get repped on dis site

    • J.C.

      God shut up!!

    • Notknowing

      Like I said. Seek professional help, dude.

    • Chyea

      Lol man, yo comments be funny yo

  • Tom

    It says 35 photos, we've been lied to. #33

    • PizdusInc

      Kristina's ass takes up three spots.

  • Realism

    #21. Although yall are pretty, ur yelling SLUT. And whores rnt' hot.

    • Steven

      Spoken like a true fag..

      • Guest

        Lose the hate speech, asshole.

    • Anvilsmash

      Typical rage loner. Get it through your head, lots of women have sex, but just because they ignore you for whatever justified reason, does not make them sluts. Maybe if you stop referring to them as sluts and whores, you might get a piece of ass every now and then.

      • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery TommyD

        What part of "No dignity No virginity" do you not understand? Don't believe everything your mom's "friends" told you as they made breakfast for you.

        • Tim

          It's a JOKE.

          My goodness, people.

    • Ginj

      Y'all* you're* aren't**

      1st degree grammar murder, brobeans.

  • NAMTROK

    #33 WTF IS THIS FROM?

    • erikhart

      BRAZZERS!

    • imthatjeremyguy

      Kristina Rose – Monster Curves – Bend It Over

      Enjoy.

      • commander cool

        someone needs to buy you a beer.

        also, get the fuck out of the house and get a girlfriend

        • \hababahbhahbahb

          now thats some funny shit

  • J. D. Rage

    #33 I put in the same effort to get'em off!

  • skyfireCO

    #9 .. I feel her pain

  • Simon

    Holy repeats… How about some new content?

  • babaganush

    #33 this could never get old

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