Please let me help you (35 Photos)

…and to think, your parents actually wanted to abort you. Look what we would have missed out on!

#33 where do I apply?

sex toys and spaghetti are the way to get in

"Liebensmittel" is not an accurate german word. Sorry guys. Sex toys is "Sexspielzeuge".

He's only getting -1/2 because the noun doesn't start with a capital, just like 'milch' in the previous sentence.

Why is that car eating the bench?

Beautiful? Nope Ugly? Not even close

The fact that they're both about 12 wouldn't be an issue…?

talk about prison

Nope, I'd still take the drugs over that.

What's up with all the jailbait poppin' up the past couple days?

I'm good. Herpes is for life.

And underage and fogey that

This is disgusting

#33

I would. He's going the wrong direction.

Hahaha thisis why I chive – hilarious!

friend zone lvl99

jeanius!

I thought she got assassinated. It looks like there might be a grassy knoll behind her.

Oh man, I should NOT have read that comment while eating. Nearly fatal, that was.

I'd bet good money that they are pledging a sorority and that this is an initiation prank. So probably not jailbait. Probably not even likely to be true. Those girls are probably pure as the driven snow.

Quick drag it into Google image search then start flapping

Well it's not the end.

Kristina Rose. Cough.

dude looks like steve o

Hey DNn…umm…your eyebrows are crooked. Please seek professional help…

Uh, I thought you were the whitest guy on here?

Those willing to fuck a cow usually do get more action, but I'm not sure you should envy them.

Don't care got laid!

I hope it didn't fall off, it's a relly nice hat.

This dude is about to lose his shit.

Please take the stickers off. Looks retarded..

Sorry bro, that's Jada Stevens…don't ask how I know.

God shut up!!

Like I said. Seek professional help, dude.

Lol man, yo comments be funny yo

Kristina's ass takes up three spots.

Spoken like a true fag..

Typical rage loner. Get it through your head, lots of women have sex, but just because they ignore you for whatever justified reason, does not make them sluts. Maybe if you stop referring to them as sluts and whores, you might get a piece of ass every now and then.

Y'all* you're* aren't**

1st degree grammar murder, brobeans.

BRAZZERS!

Kristina Rose – Monster Curves – Bend It Over

Enjoy.