You can’t explain that, don’t even bother trying (50 Photos)

  • lol lol


    • lol lol

      just wanted to ruin all the "1sts"

    • xoxo

      Is that what she did when u pulled your pants down?

  • Mark_Chris_Top5

    #14 that you honey boo boo ?!?!

  • teslawasrobbed

    I can explain #4, with one word: 'Merica

    • @whaled09

      #17 can also be explained with one word: Snapchat

    • Mike

      but why?

  • crustybubblechunks

    #18 So gross

    • Bruce

      Is that… birthing tub…? No… Can't be…

    • Kidicarus

      That ruined my morning breakfast burrito

    • Skipper

      "Contest: Who can hold their breath underwater the longest"

    • Double

      Adam Lanza's birthing photo?

      • too soon

        Wayyyyyyy too soon

        • Alberta

          not too soon,,,just not good at all

    • onekelevra

      The baby first words "What Fuck Mom"

  • ggg

    Dear Santa,
    What I want for Christmas is a "Chivettes jumping on beds" post!

    • tv_paul

      Chivettes jumping on bed posts…ouch that could hurt their lady parts.

  • CoolGuy



    • saltygary

      That is fucking FOWL!

      • René

        Foul, dude.

        Fowl = chicken, quail, rooster, turkey, etc.

        Unless you meant that their strangely-colored mixture in which they are bathing is a result from eating too much fowl. In that case, the fowl really was foul.

        • saltygary

          Fuck off grammar police, no-one asked you.

          • mikeraw

            hahaha indignant and ignorant…

        • 5280Blazin

          Also, "Foul, dude." is not a complete sentence. At least saltygary could handle that.

        • Shanks75

          Do you like chicken? Suck this, it's foul. 🙂

    • Dixie Wrect

      A real Kodak moment! Come on kids, lets all pile into the pool of Mommy's blood, shit, and afterbirth naked!

  • NebraskaGuy

    #18 Mom always ruined family bath time at least once a month!

    • kittygato

      Worse – That's afterbirth

      • Livin' Legend

        I was afraid that's what it was. That poor child has been born into a fucking weird family.

      • Handjob Murphy

        So am I to understand that they did a whole family participation water-birth of the infant held by the man? On closer inspection it does appear to be a newborn. I thought it was some kind of iron-rich mineral bath and these were some Euro-naturalists or some such what not. You mean to tell me that the whole gang is soaking in amniotic fluid and afterbirth and all the stinking, slimy goop that comes out when a baby's born? I've witnessed the Miracle of Birth twice now and yeah, it's a messy, smelly business. Is that what I'm looking at? So much therapy for the older brothers. So much.

        • Shanks75

          Im guessing you wouldn't have to get out to pee

  • chiver

    #18 this picture should never be posted again. ever.

    • G_Had

      Excatly! Seeing it once was more than enough

    • pep

      I am about to spew semi digested chobani raspberry yogurt everywhere

    • windowlicker

      Fucking dirty, filthy hippies.

    • socalmarti

      The look on the little blond boys face says it all, even he's freaked the fuck out!! Poor kid!!!

    • 5280Blazin

      This should be considered child abuse.

    • elsa

      Agreed. This disgusts me so damn much.

  • crustybubblechunks

    #26 They see me rollin'

  • Oltimey

    #18 for the love of God, why do you keep showing this?!?!?!? I just blocked it out from last weeks post….WHY…..WHY?!?!?! pls make it stop!!!

  • tv_paul

    #44 Drats! Foiled again!

    • Billy

      You are just a pun machine.

  • Hrdwood

    #14 Please Chive, grant my one Christmas wish and stop posting these… please, I'm begging you.

  • Porkins

    Just your standard cry for help #7 and #13

  • el_padrino

    #18 hmm, strawberry

  • tv_paul

    #30 If Mary can have a lil' lamb why can't her brother Larry get in on the action.

  • Btownbruins

    water vagina?…. i need to get laid #9

    • HobbesLeviathan

      Tank with a fording kit. That's the crew's escape tube, attached to the commander's hatch. Also allows the commander to stick his head out to track where they're going. It also has a snorkel and extended exhaust for the engine.

      The Soviets were crazy enough to do this without said tower – just driving blind under water with snorkels for air. It was not popular with the tank crews.

      • Felcus

        No, water vagina.

      • Clemens

        black baret = Panzerwaffe, Bundeswehr. watch out leopard 2 is crossing 😉

    • Felcus

      Glad I'm not the only one that noticed.

      • Felcus

        …and I'm married. Maybe that's why I noticed…

        • Anonymous

          Sweet I'm not the onky one with a sick mind.

  • Huurdlem Hustler

    #1 keep'em comin' I like this style of trolling

    • DrSniffer

      Three out of every four inner urban youth end up in jail.

  • bma

    #16 Be honest…who wax off to this?

    • Guibombe

      I see what you did there!

    • MonkeyMadness

      I just did.

      • Danno

        Wait for it….aaaannnnddd….DONE

  • onekelevra

    those in the last row are getting all the farts

    • Hara

      How many dwarves does it take to haul an airliner?

    • Colin

      Missing the part where they are competing against an elephant. Thank you Fox.

    • Sylvain

      Common MUSH!!!!

  • cdnalor

    #6 The tag clearly said "Dry clean only"

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #5 I'd totally wear that… If it ever friggin' snowed in TX.

    • The_Ger

      It snowed when we had the Superbowl in Dallas.

      • LeftFlasherOn

        It'll probably snow in Hell before that happens again. We need St. Landry now more than ever.

  • NothingToSeeHere

    #6 – the glitch?

  • Jesse

    #18 Please tell me that she didn't just water birth with her whole family in the tub? Wow…

    • brandun

      Thats exactly what happened

  • echogeo

    We have this garbage, but not a weekly gif post? Really? Really?

    • 5280Blazin

      Seriously, the worst post I have ever seen on TheChive. Not sure I even cracked a smile, but even if I did it was ruined when I threw up all over my desk at #18.


    #6 looks like the ending of Poltergeist

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