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Soooo…. you got wasted (29 Photos)

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  • Jay_yk

    #7 I wish I was that toilet!

    • Burt Reynolds

      Eh puke from hot chicks is the same as regular puke…

      • Mr. Somewhat Awesome

        Still.: chicks Rollin around in bras are still hot!

    • Will

      Your life is sad.

  • goldengekko1

    #22 epic baby photobomb 😀

    • Nezah

      He is doing it right.

      If you have ever had to fly anywhere – for any amount of time / distance – sitting that close to a baby on a plane can only be compensated with a minimum amount of beer / alcohol as shown! That, and a good pair of nose plugs – as every baby has some sort of biological altimeter connected to its sphincter. As soon as you pass ten thousand feet they shit their pants!

      • bill

        I disagree, some have the altimeter hooked up to the puke muscle . Either way nose plugs, ear plugs and alcohol are a win.

      • tralfaz

        Yeah, but he was just going from JFK to Boston.

    • rew$ter

      Damn you, Epic. You're the most annoying word since "Normalcy". At least epic isn't a made up word, but I still hope it leaves with 2012.

      • I don't know

        Why would it leave with 2012 when it didnt leave with 2011,2010,2009 ect? Also, the word fits (at least in goldengekko's opinion) with the definition of 3. heroic; majestic; IMPRESSIVELY GREAT: the epic events of the war.

        Quit bitching so we can get back to a sense of normalcy.

      • goatpunch
    • dreez

      Do they give you glass bottles on planes? seems like it could be a security risk.

    • Buzzed

      I'm loving the subtle thumbs up from the baby!!!

  • tralfaz

    #20 I see London, I see France, ….

    • Hrdwood

      I don't travel internationally that much, but I'd say that ass is world class…

    • dantastic

      Is that not a tampon string?

      • fromtheholler

        Yeah. It is.

        • Hrdwood

          Are you sure that's just not a ripcord for inflatable underwear?

          • MylesofStyles

            I'm going to have to go with ripcord. Anything else would be absurd.

            • Hrdwood

              I'm sorry my mistake… it's the wick for those new Glade scented Christmas Crotch Candles… just in time for the holidays.

              • Liz

                I'm dying right now, thank you for the perfect comment!

    • biggles

      Gee, you can see pretty far, are you using any visual aids?

  • nelgg

    #9 Seems fare enough to me

    • MattKL

      This man is my hero.

    • ZiaChiver

      I see what you did there…

  • Samsanight


    Psst…. How about reverse cowgirl!!

  • GatOner

    #1 Seriously going to have to get me some of these… Or quit drinking, but I've got my doubts that's gonna happen.

  • Gustavo

    #7 MOAR preferably not puking

  • Loki

    #10 beautiful and dedicated to her domestic duties. Wife material. You are a babe. Merry Christmas.

    • Jbs

      The oven came with a dishwasher!

      • buzz

        Climbing into the oven isnt going to make you hotter….. maybe just smokin''

  • @LosTorre

    #4 dear diary…

    • Jim


  • EggSauceTed

    #17 Not a good time for Rolling Rock farts

    • tralfaz

      …or Genny screamers.

    • haz

      sure sign of a good time.

    • crustybubblechunks

      Bam! Pinkeye


    #3 That is simply impressive. Bravo, men! Bravo!

  • Stick

    I really wish more people would set up a taxi for themselves. (And ride in the back, too. That'd be nice.)

    • Mr. Somewhat Awesome

      Well said sir!

  • MattKL

    #16 Yeah!

  • TrueCaper

    #12 Yeah ! trailer park boys ! Chive on from NS, canada

    • Frosterson

      New movie filming in 2013!!!

      • CDNchivette


    • JRW02

      worst show ever

  • Jess

    #23 um, this dude is a pervert !!!!!!!!!!1

    • TheGnome

      fuck no. thats Don Vito. Bam Margeras crazy uncle.

    • Turdcutter

      He molested 2 little girls back in 06, creepy asshole that guy

  • Nicole

    I definitely thought the baby in #22 was givin a thumbs up… I'm gunna stick with that, I love it

  • Schnizz56

    #15 think that's a dude in the back with a rather impressive beer gut

    • whoops.

      I seriously couldn't tell if these were females.

    • socalmarti

      He's got a super small penis though! 😉

      • ImpressMe

        He's got a hell of a tuck job going there if not…. LOL

        • Berty

          I actually though the one sitting down was the male, now… I just don't know.

    • Ntnbutu

      They both look like dudes.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #29 Aww… that's nice. Making daddy proud for Christmas…

    • haz

      pig on pig crime.. what is next?

  • dirtyscow


    • Gatorsfan

      Well…that escalated quickly!

      • ChristonACracker

        lol!!!! 1000 point for you!

  • toshy

    #29 classic Canadian girls for you!!!! lol

    • mursh

      ooooooh for me…….;)

  • Kato

    #10 This is how God made women. In the kitchen, of course.

  • Daniel

    #5…ok….what kinda of drunken moron can fall asleep like that……..? and have things stacked on him for a good while and not wake up? honestly i'd of just done all that then peed on his head and laughed about it! awesome!

    • Mr_fn_T

      that post was a failure on multiple levels…i'm too sad to list them…you know what you've done

      • Lyndalya Cain

        YUP the epitome of failure….

    • Berty

      Are you drunk right now?

  • agakbga4kgbak

    #13 Something tells me these men are not drunk, but… wait for it….


    • Gary

      Don't forget that the title of the thread is 'you got wasted', not 'you got drunk'. We need more stoner photos in these things!

  • toddo37

    #7 looks a lot like me and from behind she looks like a chick i know…maybe this happened and i was too drunk to remember…its confusing the shit out of me…i need a beer

    • Dominick Teretto

      Ya. Sure pal. Ferrari

  • booniebongo

    #27… UD!!!!

    • Guest

      Listen closely…you hear that? That's the sound of my wood deflating.

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