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Soooo…. you got wasted (29 Photos)

December 23, 2012 | In: College, FAIL, Funny, Owned, WTF

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Category: College, FAIL, Funny, Owned, WTF

Jay_yk

#7 I wish I was that toilet!

Burt Reynolds

Eh puke from hot chicks is the same as regular puke…

Mr. Somewhat Awesome

Still.: chicks Rollin around in bras are still hot!

Will

Your life is sad.

http://60daysofhell.wordpress.com/ goldengekko1

#22 epic baby photobomb

Nezah

He is doing it right.

If you have ever had to fly anywhere – for any amount of time / distance – sitting that close to a baby on a plane can only be compensated with a minimum amount of beer / alcohol as shown! That, and a good pair of nose plugs – as every baby has some sort of biological altimeter connected to its sphincter. As soon as you pass ten thousand feet they shit their pants!

bill

I disagree, some have the altimeter hooked up to the puke muscle . Either way nose plugs, ear plugs and alcohol are a win.
tralfaz

Yeah, but he was just going from JFK to Boston.

rew$ter

Damn you, Epic. You're the most annoying word since "Normalcy". At least epic isn't a made up word, but I still hope it leaves with 2012.

I don't know

Why would it leave with 2012 when it didnt leave with 2011,2010,2009 ect? Also, the word fits (at least in goldengekko's opinion) with the definition of 3. heroic; majestic; IMPRESSIVELY GREAT: the epic events of the war.

Quit bitching so we can get back to a sense of normalcy.
goatpunch

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ep…

dreez

Do they give you glass bottles on planes? seems like it could be a security risk.
Buzzed

I'm loving the subtle thumbs up from the baby!!!

tralfaz

#20 I see London, I see France, ….

Hrdwood

I don't travel internationally that much, but I'd say that ass is world class…
dantastic

Is that not a tampon string?

fromtheholler

Yeah. It is.

Hrdwood

Are you sure that's just not a ripcord for inflatable underwear?

MylesofStyles

I'm going to have to go with ripcord. Anything else would be absurd.

Hrdwood

I'm sorry my mistake… it's the wick for those new Glade scented Christmas Crotch Candles… just in time for the holidays.

Liz

I'm dying right now, thank you for the perfect comment!

biggles

Gee, you can see pretty far, are you using any visual aids?

nelgg

#9 Seems fare enough to me

MattKL

This man is my hero.
ZiaChiver

I see what you did there…

Samsanight

#20

Psst…. How about reverse cowgirl!!
GatOner

#1 Seriously going to have to get me some of these… Or quit drinking, but I've got my doubts that's gonna happen.
Gustavo

#7 MOAR preferably not puking
Loki

#10 beautiful and dedicated to her domestic duties. Wife material. You are a babe. Merry Christmas.

Jbs

The oven came with a dishwasher!

buzz

Climbing into the oven isnt going to make you hotter….. maybe just smokin''

http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

#4 dear diary…

Jim

Jackpot

EggSauceTed

#17 Not a good time for Rolling Rock farts

tralfaz

…or Genny screamers.
haz

sure sign of a good time.
crustybubblechunks

Bam! Pinkeye

LAZERMAC

#3 That is simply impressive. Bravo, men! Bravo!
Stick

#9
I really wish more people would set up a taxi for themselves. (And ride in the back, too. That'd be nice.)

Mr. Somewhat Awesome

Well said sir!

MattKL

#16 Yeah!
TrueCaper

#12 Yeah ! trailer park boys ! Chive on from NS, canada

Frosterson

New movie filming in 2013!!!

CDNchivette

seriously?

JRW02

worst show ever

Jess

#23 um, this dude is a pervert !!!!!!!!!!1

TheGnome

fuck no. thats Don Vito. Bam Margeras crazy uncle.
Turdcutter

He molested 2 little girls back in 06, creepy asshole that guy

Nicole

I definitely thought the baby in #22 was givin a thumbs up… I'm gunna stick with that, I love it
Schnizz56

#15 think that's a dude in the back with a rather impressive beer gut

whoops.

I seriously couldn't tell if these were females.
socalmarti

He's got a super small penis though!

ImpressMe

He's got a hell of a tuck job going there if not…. LOL

Berty

I actually though the one sitting down was the male, now… I just don't know.

Ntnbutu

They both look like dudes.

SmokeyTheBear

#29 Aww… that's nice. Making daddy proud for Christmas…

haz

pig on pig crime.. what is next?

dirtyscow

FUCK NORTHERN IRELAND, YOU ENGLISH PUSSY BASTARDS. FUCK OFF.

Gatorsfan

Well…that escalated quickly!

ChristonACracker

lol!!!! 1000 point for you!

toshy

#29 classic Canadian girls for you!!!! lol

mursh

ooooooh for me…….;)

Kato

#10 This is how God made women. In the kitchen, of course.
Daniel

#5…ok….what kinda of drunken moron can fall asleep like that……..? and have things stacked on him for a good while and not wake up? honestly i'd of just done all that then peed on his head and laughed about it! awesome!

Mr_fn_T

that post was a failure on multiple levels…i'm too sad to list them…you know what you've done

https://www.facebook.com/lyndalyasheacain Lyndalya Cain

YUP the epitome of failure….

Berty

Are you drunk right now?

agakbga4kgbak

#13 Something tells me these men are not drunk, but… wait for it….

Baked.

Gary

Don't forget that the title of the thread is 'you got wasted', not 'you got drunk'. We need more stoner photos in these things!

toddo37

#7 looks a lot like me and from behind she looks like a chick i know…maybe this happened and i was too drunk to remember…its confusing the shit out of me…i need a beer

Dominick Teretto

Ya. Sure pal. Ferrari

booniebongo

#27… UD!!!!

Guest

Listen closely…you hear that? That's the sound of my wood deflating.

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