Meet us at the Green Parrot in Key West on Sunday

parrot Meet us at the Green Parrot in Key West on Sunday

As many of you already know, Patty and I are drinking our way across Key West this week on our vacation. We can’t believe how many Chivers there are on this little island so we thought we’d throw an unofficial meetup and buy y’all some drinks.

We’ll be at our most favorite bar in the world, the Green Parrot on Sunday around 7pm. Swing by and raise a glass! I’m drunk, I’m not spell checking this.

A reminder, theCHIVE will return full-force on January 2nd!



  • Warren

    Holy shit I'm in Key West…. HOLY SHIT

    • Dee

      I had no idea u guys are the original chivers! We met u at the parrot. What an honor! Have a great 2013 n Chive On!

  • Andrew

    My wife wanted to go to Key West for New Year's. I overruled her and we're in Boulder. My wife just threw her computer in my lap and told me, in no uncertain terms, to go fuck myself.

    • Poopstick

      I bet your wife really wants to fuck John and Patty while you cry in a corner.

      • Mike

        That's kind if a dick thing to say…

      • Yeahhh

        Well that was unnecessary..

      • squirrel

        the man is just sayin what we were all thinkin

        • Stephanie

          and what his wife's thinkin

    • Pikesville

      Fuck that bitch!

    • kelly

      you earned that one

  • 348

    KCCO! 348

  • tyler

    KCCO! i'll be there

  • Jack

    Omg omg a meetup! So I can meet the attention whores from chive! So awesome!!

    • sparrow

      Jack you can take ur boring girlfriend to this awesome meet. The chive girls can really throw a party! It can be an excuse for u to have fun before the year ends right before u home alone n Fuck yourself 🙂

      • Cumsplat

        You spelled a lot of words wrong in your comment. Your grammar is awful. Do you have a GED?

    • UhHuh

      You seem like an asshole Jack.

    • Guest

      Can't say he's not right..that's what they are no matter how hot they are they are attention whores.

    • John Frm Ft Wrth TX

      You sir, are a bitch. Please go do this somewhere else. You don't belong here.

      • baddbuzz

        How many "they are" can you put in a sentence . .?

        • erikhart

          Good call! Hilarious!! Chiveon bro!

    • Anon

      White girls….it's what they do

      • Jack Wagon

        Why are you here if you have evil thoughts like that, Jack? You need to go die now.

    • Paula_

      Yeah…. about that…. I'm not going this time.

      – the one you love to hate

  • Tony_zavala84

    Can we just get back to our regularly programming?

  • David

    You guys are so lucky, I like many of the thousands of chivers work retail, so "no vacation for you!" is part of the deal this time of year…

    • Dirty D

      Retail, fire, police, military, healthcare, construction, maintenance, the list goes on…

  • work sucks

    This week has made me realize that life without the chive is a miserable place. Have fun, boys, you certainly earned it this year. And then get the fuck back to entertaining me.

    • baddbuzz

      Start on page 909 and back track to page1 . . Maybe by the time you'redone some new posts will be loaded . .KCCO

  • Samantha

    I'm so going to this. Driving from Miami!

    • Cracka_ass_cracka

      Carpool?? Likely getting a group together leaving from downtown

  • OneClownShoe

    Damn, I miss Key West! I tell everyone that I can in Europe to visit the Keys. It's a bucket list kind of thing.

  • Jbsav

    Just remember no sniveling…and of course KCCO

  • Yuppp

    Damnit! I will be there in a couple months for my friends wedding…oh well

    • Jack Wagon

      You guys seriously need to get your asses up NORTH and have a meet up in Salem Oregon!

  • Tillman61

    Son of a bee sting… wish I could be there. Good times to all who can make it.

  • Dan

    The Green Parrot has a live webcam……

  • Dan

    The Green Parrot website has a live webcam….So I'll be there!!!

  • Karl Volkmann

    I'd so be there but sadly the Middle East is preventing me from being there :/

    • Fowtweny

      I played in the sandbox for awhile. It sucked.

  • austin

    I miss you.

  • somedood

    I'll be there. I tried to go to your venice beach headquarters, but since I'm in Miami, I'll see you there.

  • madaeb

    Best bar ever!

  • Kareem Abdurrazzaaq

    I am in key west!!! This is gonna be epic.

  • G_Pwn

    sweet baby jesus. I am so going to drive down.

  • John Frm Ft Wrth TX

    My buddy just got Orders there! He bikes past this bar all the time. He will represent TX well. I don't know if he will be able to one up the Houston Meet Up I went to, blacked out, woke up in the Hospital with absolutely no idea how I got there. BUT of course I KCCO!! Party hard Kareem!!

  • yootville

    Oh god, my girlfriend is in key west…smh

    • Anonymous

      If/when she tries to cheat on you eith john just kcco.

    • Stephanie

      She's going to be a lot of people's girlfriend this weekend.

  • see this

    oh look we can see into the future lol, oh look we will write generic shit to fool u, oh look we never had any intention of giving u the winners

  • see this

    oh look i 'll send a track to beatport

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