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January 3, 2013 |
In: Awesome, Captions
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me likey the chivey
Well thank God, the retard contingent has been heard from. Who the fuck talks (or writes) like that?
#25 …. Everything
I would deliberately try to fail
Jar Jar Binks
me likey yo mama
I'd play the lottery….
I love these!
#2 #6 #25 powerful stuff
Maybe if you're a teenage girl or a college freshman in Philosophy 101.
#25 Two chicks at the same time man…
shoot for the stars man! four chicks at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suck my own dick
do yoga, you'd be amazing where all your mouth will reach
except calcium deficiency and weak bones
#25 Kate Upton. Next question.
Every single HOT chick walking.
And her twin sister!!!! I may be drunk… who the fuck cares….
Fuck that, I'd do all the hot chicks lying down….I guess I'm just lazy like that
try to fail?
#12 Red fish . . Blue fish
#6 blow your mind
Or just rip off Nikkolai Tesla's ideas
#25 Not what, but rather who
#7 I need to work on that.
as do most black people
#3 #4 #14 Words to live by…
#25 I wish I could f*ck every girl in the world. Challenege accepted.
I'd refine the definition of girl in this wish before you find yourself confined to a life of misery. Just sayin'.
Do you realized you just wished to f*ck your own mother, grandmother, and sister if you have one?
Also babies, elderly women, AIDS patients, lepers, dead corpses, Honey Boo Boo AND her mother. Have fun, dude!
dont forget about crack whores with every std known to man
dont forget Rosie O'Donnel… bleht
And Paula… have fun buddy.
After reading all the replies… I just threw up……
#13 "You'll have a whole eternity to think inside the box of chocolate" – For(r)est Lawn Gump
Why must you comment on every post.
TV Paul… Fuck you
I agree Derek your post are sooooo much more entertaining. Go back under your bridge.
#16 & #20 Great Advice!
"Son of Jor-el, kneel before Zod"!
#25 Every hot chick in the world, at the same time!
#3 The problem is that no one agrees on what liberties are "essential" or if "temporary" means a few days or a few years or a few decades. Civilized societies, practically by definition, are created by people agreeing to give up certain liberties in exchange for the ability to live in peace with others.
Having civilization is best attempt at creating liberty for mankind. It allows us the chance to live with our fellow people in the safety of peace and prosperity without the constant fear of having others prey on those weaker with no reprecussions. Once we take away the liberty of a civilized society by compromising it's base intention of peace and prosperity by allowing someone to dictate different rules that suit themselves ( extortion or dictatorships are examples ) for safety from whatever harm may be placed upon us is what I think Benjamin was making a reference to.
#8 just threw up a little.
I could have done without this one, detracted from an otherwise positive post.
#9 Why does this always get posted? How is that inspirational? That doesn't look like paradise to me.
Your definition of paradise will differ from many others.
But whose definition of paradise is "a road and some trees"?
It's an early sketch for Jurassic Park.
Milk would solve a Calcium deficiency, last time I checked.
Wine helps with heart health, last time I checked.
Alcohol would actually solve an alcohol deficiency.
"Hey we need alcohol!"
"I have some milk!"
#22 "Set an unrealistically ambitious goal, then fail to even come close to your goal" hardly seems inspirational.
As opposed to setting a goal that is not ambitious enough and achieving it.
As opposed to vomiting tripe onto a pretty picture in an attempt to be clever.
And there it is. Wise words from a wise man, completely ignored and trampled by liberals more and more daily. From just TODAY, "Under Obama, Food Stamp Growth Is 75 Times Greater Than Job Creation. Since January 2009, as the chart shows, a net of 194,000 new jobs have been created. During that same time, 14.7 million have been added to the food stamp rolls." COMPLETELY contradictory to Ben. Now our gov't tyrants who are constantly protected by armed guards are trying to remove one of our fundamental rights, the right to protect ourselves. They are acting in complete defiance of all studies and data, yet the zombies we call citizens go to their women's studies classes, listen to Jon Stewart and let everyone think for them while we slide into tyranny.
I regret I have but one thumb to give
Go away. Your opinions are your own. Please keep them to yourself. If you must preach them, don't do it here.
Two words: Patriot Act.
I think you've confused yourself by having to many browsers open. This is the theChive, not Yahoo News comments.
How's about we bring some of those corporate outsourced jobs back to America so that we can solve this problem mister high and mighty? Why do you judge and bitch yet offer no solution? Do the rest of us a favor and save your opinions for your douche bags r' us meetings.
And there it is again. Another example of why this country is spiraling down the toilet. Did you watch videos of the Japanese after their earthquake? They'd be given a food relief package, and they would literally turn to their neighbor and hand it to them. Contrast that to our post Katrina victims who had a WEEK's worth of advance notice. Gimme, gimme, gimme. Take more from him and give it to me. Where's my Obamaphone, welfare check, food stamps and disability check. The collapse is coming. Guess who is prepared, and who is not.
Really, you're blaming Katrina victims for what happened to them? Classy.
He's blaming no one. He is pointing out that foolish fucking pride kept morons in a flood zone despite plenty of warning. The same fucking fools bemoaning their fate and the fact that they weren't getting their "government stuff" fast enough after. During which time they were shooting at rescue helicopters, and raping and looting one another.
Obama wasn't president during Katrina so your statement about Obamaphone makes you seem less than intelligent.
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