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Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose (32 Photos)

January 3, 2013 | In: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Nailed It, Oh Shit, Random

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Category: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Nailed It, Oh Shit, Random

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CowboyChiver

#5 Gingerbread hurricane wreckage…

HatBomb

Nah, it'd be soggy too.

Bhodi

#13 and that's where it ends

MylesofStyles

…or just begins, depending on your point of view.

Anonymous

must have been a woman in the van #20

Mike

I missed the loop the first time and thought it was 2 different people losing control.

blue_bronco

#29
How is that reality?

tv_paul

I'm guessing you're not married.

HOOK_the_LEGEND

Brilliant, say no more!!
Hrdwood

Marriage: the difference between being a dashing stud and a dickless spud…

MylesofStyles

10 years and 40 pounds: The difference between a wife and a girlfriend.

Hrdwood

10 yawns and 40 orgasms: the difference between your wife and my girlfriend…
Sorry… feeling like a troll today.

MylesofStyles

It's okay dude. I'm genuinely happy that you and your boyfriend have such a healthy sex life. Good on you man!

blue_bronco

Well played

Mike

#28 Pretty much how every morning feels like.

megan

SERIOUSLY.

Crusty Foreskin

Today is my day off!!!!

professor

mine as well .. drinking to the chive !
Max

Fuck off

sam

#31 love me some pokemon humor
tv_paul

#25 How a kindergarten teacher rates guys after sex.

Beef

Oh god, I date a kindergarten teacher…

tv_paul

Well a participation award is a lot better then an incomplete.

Grammar Police

I've got my eye on you…

tv_paul

My english teacher teached me good.

MylesofStyles

I would get a shiny gold "You broke the land speed record!" sticker.

thisguy

Is that Joe fuckin Montana #10

tv_paul

I don't think that guy has the stamina to have sex with everyone in a whole state no matter how spatially it's populated.
http://facebook.com/kccohockey kcco hockey

that what i was thinking. dude looks just like #16 montana

Courtesy Flush

Don't see how. His leg ain't bent backwards.

Anon

That's Joe Mantegna…

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#14
You know you're a douchebag when your grandmother owns you & it goes viral!

kronmcl420

For one Grandma… That doesn't look like a tobacco cigarette in his mouth. And two.. Marijuana is known to slow cancer cells from growing. So if anything. You should be proud of your grandson for smoking weed rather than tobacco. So yes. With mine and your grandson's middle finger held "high" lol… With all due respect…. Go fuck yourself.

Max

Jesus, you're more retarded than he is

tv_paul

#27 Maybe he's suffering with a post traumatic stress disorder.

Jen

that mailbox was probably being a fucking asshole.

tralfaz

#20 When ever this kind of stuff happens to me I tell my wife it's because of video games that we avoided disaster.

Arod529

If he had gone right, instead of left, the direction the car was heading, he would have only had to move one lane over, avoided collision entirely, and not endangered oncoming traffic. What an idiot.

TheBAMFinater

#15 Doesn't matter, looked at her boobs.

Berty

Notice the difference a small angle change in the photograph can make.
Morten Prang Norup

Who needs an excuse to look at boobs…..

Captain12pk

#20 reminds me of my mad skills in Forza Horizon!
Tony_zavala84

#1 the Filipino part of the internet hates you now.

Open minded

The American part of the internet hates him far making millions in the US and taking every penny back to the Philippines with him.

Steel Jaguar

It's his money, he can do whatever the fuck he wants with it… hence America being the land of opportunity.

Open minded

Hey, I'm half Filipino, so it's not a racial thing. But it fucks up our economy and I don't respect that. Hence America being the land of free speech and opinion. Welcome to the Chive!

Daniel Tosh

Manny, are you ok?
are you ok, Manny?
Manny, are you ok?
are you ok, Manny?

Smitty

#15

Don't need excuse, and fuck you Stacey
Jojo

#31 I have no idea what this means. Does that make me old?

scjr

Nope, makes me feel young!

Jojo

Hah! I may never be able to go back, but you will get old eventually.

wordscramble

From what Ive gathered, it's a "pokemon" reference, so the fact that this one went over our heads means we more likely know what a vagina feels like.

Just Sayin'

Pokemon on gameboy came out in 1998/9, i was 8 years old in school then and this was a huge part of my childhood.
I'm now 22 and living with my girlfriend.

So if you're not familiar with pokemon, that would make you at least 30ish? and you're still insulting people on the internet.

I don't need to say any more about which of us two is unfamiliar with a vagina.

Jojo

Chin up sir, you will get laid soon enough. As for me, I now have to yell at my kids. Enjoy every minute of your free time.

Jojo

#15 If you look very carefully, there are words on your her shirt.
AvsFanTRD

#2 if only this were true in life

Red

No shit.
Voiceofexperience

It is true…..her boyfriend died.

TheFrontier

#16 Haha!

genie

this is überfake.

D_Mouse

#15
Sadly, this is just the same girl on alternating days.
http://60daysofhell.wordpress.com/ goldengekko1

#5 thats an awesome cake its what the train on the left would do if it collided with a properly made ginger bread house i say thats a win
dirty sanchez

so is this how 2013 is going to go chive? 50% reposts from 2012?

McBeastie666

ugh…yes? no?…who gives a shit.
TrueStory

Nobody likes a complainer.

http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

#8 #31 Dying of laughter. Poor T-Rex, can't see his beautiful duckface.
adum

#32 DO A BARREL ROLL!

RobTalk

he did

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