Best photos of the week (50 Photos)

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  • jkay


  • ChestRockwellz

    Fuck you Paula!!

    • Paula_

      Love you too!!1!
      Here, read this, this was probably another one of those lame Chivers like you:

      – the one you love to hate

      • Oldie

        pretty boring…

      • Tebowslovechild

        Paula where have you been in my life? I keep making these empty promises to so many girls when all i want is a PAULA type just in my life> Damn you for setting the bar so high!!!

        • #1paulafan

          I had my eyes on Paula and her crusty fly infested panties Fiiiiiirrrrrrrsssssst so no moar of you in my way'

        • TrueStory

          You are a dumbass.

  • Fo sho

    Yo quiero Taco Bell. Bring back the dog.

    • RealityCheck

      It's dead dude, move on.

    • bdg

      #24 and #45 More More More!!!!! Words are not adequate to describe!!!!!

  • Damn

    #14 #36

    • Rick

      #36 is Sarah Shahi, actress.

  • weelee

    #5 #17 #27 I chived all over myself, somebody get me a tissue…

    • bdg

      #17 Curse you sticky nipples!!!!

    • JSt31

      Still waiting for that damn shirt to fall off of #17

  • Sean

    Who is 24?

    • Paula_

      Statistically, millions of people are.

      – Fan testimonial: "Oh I'm just kidding Paula you are way smarter than Mac will ever be – …"

      • CanadianMedic

        ahhh yah!! quoted in the Paula_ testimonial !!

    • Lifebythedrop

      Lacy Spice. You are welcome.

      • Amber

        It's also needlessly photoshopped. And pretty obviously too.

    • TheRealSean


    • weelee


      • badsentinel

        sorry buddy but #24 is not shakira…. shakira is not going to have any FLBP in her future..

        • Stomper

          Yes, who is this woman. I would like to creep her pictures for a very short time.

          • GeorgiaRosa

            I have no clue but she seems to have borrowed my boobs & ass..;P

            • Gallus

              Will you please make a submission to theCHIVE? Please?

              • GeorgiaRosa

                nope, I'm saving myself for Paula ;)

                • Paula_

                  Ah, if only ALL Chivettes had such high standards… <3

                  – Fan testimonial: "Paula cracks me up. Everyone just keeps loving everything all the time. Paula does the opposite and its refreshing. – Jackie Treehorn"


    #2 if you keep getting naked because he doesn't help…who's training who?

    • Paula_

      Moar importantly, HE took the photo so he WAS helping!!1!

      – Fan testimonial: "I HATE PAULA!!! I just wanted to shout it from the top of a mountain, but I don't have a mountain I have The Chive and a comment box. – FuckPaulaPaulaSucks"

      • NW Chivette

        Nice try Paula, my camera has a timer… I was very much alone.

        • JSt31

          Hells bells, I'll help. Camera or tree!

        • Paula_

          Ugh, you really should bring down the room temperature then, this is such a waste of energy… Oh and put on some clothes of course.

          – Fan testimonial: "This website is way to Canadian/Paula pride. It's been fun, but I'm out. – LivesOver"

          • NW Chivette

            Spoken like a true Washingtonian, you'd fit right in up here in Hippie-ville, USA…

            • Paula_

              Be careful what you wish for dear…

              BTW the little animal in the upper left of the photo seems to think (is looking away) that you are a butterface?

              – Fan testimonial: "You all love Paula_ and you know it – Whoopi_G"

              • NW Chivette

                I should have know better than to even trifle with you, you're downright mean. Hats off to you, you've succeeded in making me feel inferior, which if I'm not mistaken, is what you do best. :)

                • GeorgiaRosa

                  Dammit that's one good testimonial!!!!!!..

                  Is that you Paula ??

                • Paula_

                  You need me. Why? Because I bring balance to the force.
                  If people with stunning physiques like you are only fed compliments you would eventually turn to the dark side and become a diva. And nobody likes a diva.

                  So, once again, you need me. Tell NW Chiver that: "I'm sorry for letting you go, but I need Paula as she keeps me in balance". He'll understand. This year you can decorate my little tree.

                  – Fan testimonial: "Hats off to you, you've succeeded in making me feel inferior, which if I'm not mistaken, is what you do best. – NW Chivette"

                  • GeorgiaRosa

                    everybody needs you Paula <3 <3

    • NW Chivette

      Point well made Lazer… I guess I have some thinking to do about my current strategies. :)

      • DaddyD

        Best strategy … forget about him and marry me.

  • @Exile714

    #42 I'm a sucker for pretty teeth.

    • DirtySanchez

      Angie Varona… your welcome

    • Imzkid

      She's got a pretty mouth.

    • YeaH BuDdy

      hell yea, she is gorgeous.

    • Paula_

      You misspelled 'tits'.

      – Fan testimonial: "meow about keep on, keepin' on…. 99.5% of the time we just say 'moar' and 'she's so hot'……. then there is paula…. idk wtf you are, or wtf u look like… but keep trollin' trollin' trollin' – whale huntr"

      • Geezer

        I was at a gas station once, a beautiful girl came in, I thought about hitting on her, then she said something and all of her teeth were little rotten nubs, did an about face and left.

  • weelee

    #2 looks like hes got the right idea… Keep up the good work, buddy.

  • Loki

    #23 octomom really takes her job seriously, some may say too far even.

  • badsentinel

    i know xmas has passed but i want #2 and #24 under my tree

    • Chris

      massive photoshoping there… sorry.

    • DethPwny

      I think you mean "underneath ME"

    • jeff

      Photo shopped!

      • derp

        that chick on the right is fucking gross. little ass head and a big ass ass. your shits must be enormous

  • tralfaz

    #17 I thought that would of fallen off by now.

    • huskerzfan4life

      Very sexy Areola

    • Anonymous

      We could only be so lucky.

    • WwRGSwW

      Damn…. Stupid cold weather


    #5 #17 ALL DAY

  • Sterling Archer

    My wallet begs to differ.

    • TommyKnockers

      Wow that's great for you… in this economy my wallet is light… and when I say light I mean I couldn't afford whatever she charges… be that $500 an hour or just dinner and a movie.

    • Todd

      With an easy access hole to her browntown button in her undies…I seriously doubt she is out of anyone's league who has the ability to purchase jello shots…

    • Jeremy

      She's definitely not out of anyone's league.

      • Jen

        guys HATE this picture. i find it funny how much they hate it.

  • Jean K. Jean

    I often wonder what it would be like to have a girl touch me. Physical contact. Wow.

    • Hahaha

      That made my day.

  • alex w.

    Time for the chive to add an all nude section!!!

  • guest

    Howcome no one knows who #30 is?

    • Ay Jay

      only those in her league know :(

    • ComeOnMan

      Hmmm, gee. Maybe because they don't show the face..

  • Chiva

    #42 ftw so gorgeous

  • Tiber_Septim

    #21 Find the one on the left she could be queen of my realm

    • Bill57

      good choice stan. i will take the one on the right and then we can comnbine forces and be the leaders of the trailer park.

  • Aaron

    When will peanut smuggling have its own section?

  • Paulie

    #11 Ummm MOOOAAAARRRRR !!!

    • mike

      Linn Loafi

      • Paulie

        Thank you kindly

  • Steveo

    While I'm not one to complain, why did she need to tip-toe to reach the bottom shelf? Again, not that thrre's anything wrong with that…. no, nothing wrong with that at all.

  • Charging_Rhino

    Wherever this was taken, I want to be there next time!

    • Daniel

      her name is Haley Davis. She's a bikini / promo model in Dallas, TX. Look her up on facebook.

    • the credible hulk

      Why is that guy sticking his arm up her butt?

      • sandy astroglide

        why aren't we all?

  • Tyler

    #24 who is this defiance of nature?

    • cyclop

      Lacy Spice, playmate. Photo is shopped.

    • bikersean

      Lacey Ann Spice

    • Gary


    • Trav1121

      Those guys above me would know better, but at first glance, I thought someone shopped the shit outta Shakira. haha

    • upandatthem

      you mean "who is this user of photoshop?"



    i want the picture he took

    • Colin

      She looks like she is in need of an exorcist and some holy water.

    • ROAK

      This is in beautiful Halifax, Nova Scotia. Polar Bear swim on New Years Day!

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