Do something innovative this weekend (21 photos)

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  • not a cat

    arf arf

    • Courtesy Flush

      DAR is late…………Knock Knock.

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  • blue_bronco

    #12 #13
    Vice grips are the rich mans duct tape

    • Tyler

      Obviously you know nothing. A roll of duct tape is more expensive than most vice grips.

      • passwordistaco

        You are either getting ripped off on duct tape or bought incredibly shitty *vise grips.

    • Hrdwood

      Ya know, I use both very effectively when initiating foreplay… and I'm not that wealthy.

  • @LosTorre

    Not doing anything innovative this weekend

    • LeO

      Time to KCCO

  • cheese

    #4 all is funn and games until someone turns the water pressure up and you are attacked by shower head missiles

    • Richard

      With four nozzles, WHAT water pressure?

      • Chris

        The plumbing going into your showerhead is capable of delivering alot more water than your showerhead is… unless your showerhead is from the 80's or earlier.

        • Visitohr

          Based on…? It all variates, if you have an average appt on the 6th floor these showerheads would just drip

      • Open minded

        My thought.

  • Epitomizer

    #18 Hey you, new guy, come here. I gotta job for you…

  • Shoofly

    At first glance, I thought it said "Do something INVASIVE this weekend". That, I might be able to manage.

  • DaddyD

    Anyone have any idea why I can't post or expand replies on some posts? Just started a few days ago. I can't see any pattern in when I am blocked and when I am not.

    • ChromeFox

      I've seen that happen a couple times. Closing the internet browser and restarting it usually works for me with Chrome or Firefox. If you're using Explorer, God help you…

      • mynameis

        So if I try what daddyd said and what you are saying would that give full 1 inch advancement to my schlong?

    • Spelling Police

      Try formatting your hard drive and come back in a week.

      • Epitomizer

        ^^ This guy is being 100% honest. Give it a shot man. I bet it works. ^^

        • DaddyD

          Already reformatted my drive, repaired permissions, and did a clean reinstall of both OSX 10.8 and all my applications. Made my dick 1/2 an inch longer, but didn't affect thechive.

          • mynameis

            I'm gonna do that to my mac even though it doesn't need it. I could use a 1/2 myself thanks for the post!!!

          • Hank Hill

            So you doubled your dick size?

            • DaddyD

              No. The extra 1/2 inch means that I am now exactly twice your size.

  • sfb101

    #12, #13 Vice Grips, almost as useful as Duct tape

    • Chuck Schick

      If you're a rich guy.

  • Boss hawg outlaw

    Nothing was really that innovative chive u were on a sick roll today untill I saw this post

  • J-Walk

    Don't tell me what to do.

  • Daryl

    #6 is you say Ram Wreath really fast it sounds like ur saying Mammoth with a mouth full of saltines

    • FunKiller

      I just tried that, but it made a familiar sound……it made the sounds your mom makes when I'm "RAMming" her from behind, kinda freaked me out….just a little though.

      • hpph00

        Kinda turned me on…

  • Danno

    Lets start by making the Chive work correctly. INNOVATIVE CONCEPT

  • teslawasrobbed

    #11 That's going to end badly.

    • Boomer Sooner

      Half of these could be classified as "Go and make a huge fucking fire hazard this weekend"

  • 617Chiver

    Did you go to the Redneck Repairs site and just copy image URLs? I mean even if you did, I'm still impressed by the ingenuity of our fellow mouth breathers.

  • B-to-the-H

    #5 – Why can't the pot touch the stove? Am I missing something here?

    • Professor Squeegee

      The Meth doesn't come out right, if cooked over direct flame. That's my guess,

    • Marty

      Maybe it's a redneck slowcooker.

  • Dan

    #3 Kiss my ass mic stand!

  • Handjob Murphy

    How about the one where I take the take the connector part of the reciprocating saw blade and connect it to the base of a standard dildo mount. Then select her favorite toy, plug in the saw and you've got yourself a FuckzAll. Yesser. Plenty of lube and a silicon toy and she's enjoying orgasms at 120 TPM (thrusts per minute).

    Don't go cheap, though, and just try sticking the dildo on the saw blade. VERY bad things usually happen then. EXTREMELY bad, the kind that make you cringe and go utterly sexless for a week or more.

    • meh

      Sit the next one out.

  • TommyB

    #4 I'm thinking hell yeah!

  • OliviaO

    #4, i hope you have great water pressure, and those are low flow shower heads. This one, 'innovative weekend.' was rather weak.

  • Derek

    much more redneck engineering than innovation.

  • Dazzle

    What the fuck is this shit? Burn this shit.

  • KingMartian

    Idk, #9 looks pretty damn sketchy to me…

  • FuckYou

    #18 is a guy who hanged himself, how is that inventive? Yay suicide?

    • Derp

      Yep. That's a real picture. Sad.

    • passwordistaco

      What? You read that on the internet? Must be true. Dumbass.

      He's in Zurich fixing the star on the tree, but you go ahead, jump right out there and criticize.

      "Waiting in a traffic jam in Zurich and suddenly there is a person hovering in the air above those large white hangars on the right. They transported him over the Christmas tree, lowered him down, then he installed a star on top and disappeared again." – 10 days ago by photographer

      • Jack Wagon

        You mad bro?

  • Canucks_Rule

    #16 – lol, i would do this.

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