50 Reasons To Have Sex (20 Photos)

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  • Jonaln


    • http://twitter.com/whaled09 @whaled09


    • aaayup

      They literally took this off reddit. Even the incompleteness of it..

  • bob


    • nik


  • North

    Such a great show

    • Jay

      Great show, kind of a lame post. 20 pictures could have been one short, hilarious video.

    • lol no

      lol no.

    • Del

      Ted is the biggest pussy on tv…

      • derp

        I think Honey Boo Boo's mom takes that prize…

        • Bob

          Who the fuck is that?

  • RedHotChivette

    Haha, love this gang. And I agree! Too many good reasons to enjoy sexual relations ;)

    • Creepy guy

      I'd enjoy sexual relations with you

    • Ryan

      You just got more popular on this site.

    • Michael

      Reading post from. A red hot chivette and wanting to act on her last sentence…..47.

    • MylesofStyles

      All I got from your comment is that you enjoy sexual relations and gangbangs.

    • Thisistruth


    • MrSusan20

      Too many? never…

  • Edddy


  • Bigdicku


  • Force Kin

    Well there ya go. Is chive running out?

    • Stephanie


  • Bobby

    He got her a chivette shirt, 47!

  • 29er

    #5 posistions?

    • tv_paul

      Fake Americanized French word like Tar Chez for Target.

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      Goes along with – "there is many more reasons"

      Kill me

  • NYCrisis

    or, OR…..you guys can post the video, that would be much nicer!

    • B-to-the-H

      Posting a video could be another reason to have sex.

    • Oltimey

      To post a video would infringe on HIMYM's copyrights. Whereas by posting still images with text, you dont violate any copyright laws and the images then fall under fair use guidelines as set out in Kelly v. Arriba Soft Corporation,.

      • https://www.facebook.com/ray.tellier Ray Tellier


        • MylesofStyles

          Hey dude! Where's your buddy, Penn?

  • Marshall

    I only need one

  • Dan

    #47: one more screw before I put the sheets in the laundry.

    • passwordistaco

      #48: She's already paid for.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery TommyD

      #48 The sheets are fresh out of the laundry and all warm and comfy.


    GO PATS!!

    • Hara

      Ugh GO AWAY

      • Whale

        To celebrate a PATS beatdown of the overrated Texans. After the game, Hara.

    • Hunter

      Go Patriots! Beat the Texans! Let the haters hate, superbowl bound baby!

      • ipfreely

        They're going to lose to the Broncos anyways.

        • Hunter

          what planet do you live on? Brady owns Del Rio and that Denver defense, averages 45 a game

  • Meh

    Who needs a reason?!

    • joeybeadz


  • @bunkerpunkk

    John, you're drunk, go home.

  • Big Joe

    there "is" many more reasons?

  • jmonster

    Here's over 100 reasons to have sex with her in #9:

    • mhmm

      you do realize she use to be a man, right?

  • Manderss

    Best. Show. Ever.

    • 15Weight

      Breaking Bad is the best show you have ever seen, except maybe The Wire.

      • Jen

        Walking Dead.

        • Morten

          Firefly, Futurama, The Newsroom

    • Jahnny

      It's funny, but definitely not the best. Not even the best sitcom ever, that belongs to Seinfeld. HIMYM has waaay too much sappy stuff and "awww!" moments.

  • dull

    So what's sadder…

    that this makes a Chive post, or that I laughed?

  • Oblivious

    Why didn't they end with this? http://comedyfunhouse.files.wordpress.com/2008/11

  • SOhioChiver

    I want to hear them all so I can memorize and recite them as a party joke.

  • tv_paul

    Bored at work post..oh you mean with another person…never mind.

  • Elliot

    These are all great reasons. But they missed the most important one, Because you want to sex

  • Woody

    We need to build our appetites sex. :D

  • Blah

    Is it just me, or is this post not finished??? I'm confused and vaguely entertained.

    • Lee

      They ended with a punchline. Pretty sure that's what they were going for.

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