Get low, get dirty, and have yourself a good time (38 Photos)

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #23 The douche is strong in this one

    • Kevin

      HAHAHAHAHA This comment just made my morning….

    • crustybubblechunks

      Visiting my parents on Sunday when my mom asked me what the shocker meant. The only thing I could think to tell her was it means 'I hate you' in sign language, to which she responded, 'oh that's sad'. Now she goes around flashing the shocker to people in traffic. Facepalm.

      • MylesofStyles

        My apologies. I honestly thought it was a request.

  • It happens


  • Jose

    I hope all of you have a shitty day. all of you can humbly suck my dick.

    • Rusty Shackleford

      Don't sugarcoat it dude, tell us how you really feel

      • Jawbone

        Beaner's having a rough morning.

    • lolwut

      no way jose

    • that guy

      you sir, may give your self a dirty sanchez on behalf of all chivers.

    • Mikey D

      Sorry Jose, the economy's rough. Wouldn't want to put your sister out of a job.

  • N8orius

    That's why we want in

    • roger

      i like poop!

    • Where's Dildo

      I laughed so hard at this comment

    • Mike Hunt

      I want to push it back in there because girls shouldnt poop

      • Married

        My wife takes fat shits.

        • Ieatbunnies

          Does she have a shallow vaginal cavity… Thought so. She is a man.

    • thebeefinjector

      I dont care i still wanna put my face in it!

    • Mel_Gibson

      Tiffany Teen that's her name

  • Rex Holes

    Welcome to penis land, cum on cum all!

    • Rex Holes

      #22 , *one

      • jshiver15

        At least I hope that's what he meant, Rex.

  • MidgetCorn

    #37 I love midget corn too.


    • Kevin

      Well played, sir.

    • jaaaaa

      Like Napoleon? Pretty much the most famous thing to come out of my small town. (he's a midget porn star)

    • VolleyMav


    • Rob

      Looks like Ryan Reynolds in Blade 3

  • Baba Booey

    #1-a douche just like nobama

    • lianeteze starvarose

      Right, tell us about that time you were vice-president

    • John

      Anyone who comes on the site to trash a politician, is definitely the douche of the day.

      • Kevin


    • Perkins Maxwell

      here's what I don't understand. The guy's name is Obama. He was elected President of the US — twice — apparently over your objections. tough shit. That's what I felt about Bush. But I called him Bush. Because that was the effing name of the President of the United Friggin' States. Why the Nobama, Obummer, and all the other crap? Call the guy by his right name and THEN explain why you don't like him and people will listen more. Asshole.

      • Scooter SuphurHurman

        That's it! Thaaaaaaaaaat's it !!!

        Damn NoGeorge BushBummer!

        • Scooterawnevermind

          I meant we should call every president NoJohn DoeBummer. I guess it wasn't funny.

          I'ma find me a new hole to dig

      • Dan

        Oh, you weren't one of those idiots parading Bush posters with a sharpie-made Hitler moustache?

      • Some Guy

        *Worlds Smallest Violin Plays*

      • Bush

        Barack Hussein Obama …..hope you enjoy them taxes

  • DanielEvans2007

    #29 I'd like some moar!

    • IsItBroken?

      Damnit, why can I give this a thumbs-up on my phone?!

      • Shawn

        I can't either. sooo ya, this is my thumbs up cause those girls are bangin.

  • Coal

    #38 Not right now she don't

    • Jau


      • Coal

        11 people have seen the same porn clips I have, but you sir are an idiot.

    • Handjob Murphy

      Not now, but soon. So soon. The question is, will there be corn? Peanuts? Will it be formed and firm or loose and aerated? Ahhh, the mystery, the majesty, the glory of her smooth round ass…and its issue.

      • Dirk Diggler

        You suck

  • Steven Tipler

    One day they will figure out all i want is sexy dirty. not dirt dirty 😉

    • Jua

      I think they had previously figured out that no one cares what you want.

  • Slip

    #11 is that a picture of Ryan Seacrest as a kid. Seems to fit his AO.

    • Smitty

      AO? Do you mean MO?

      • Some Guy

        He meant AO – Aviation Ordnanceman

  • RealZoo

    #4 Someone is glad to see you!

    • Slumd0gg

      Only thing that troll could land is a inanimate object..

  • heywood jablowme

    #1 Cletus was disgusted yet at the same time oddly aroused by Jethro's sudden advances.

    • Dan

      Biden is an idiot. It's amazing how he got into the Senate, much less made VP. He makes Bush look like the greatest orator of all time.

      • Small Weiner

        You make Bush look like the greatest orator of all time.

    • HUH?

      i think the officer on the right looks kinda jealous.

  • AnItalianChiver

    #38 girls do not poop .. okay? what happens is something magical ..a magic trick

    • halfsmoke00

      The magic ends after you're married.

      • AnItalianChiver

        Or just living together.

        • roger

          Or you take a vacation together.

          • tralfaz

            Or hiding behind a neighbors shower curtain.

    • Douchebag

      I'll tell you right now. Living with 3 Sisters, Women are by far more disgusting than Men. The sheer number of infections, bio secretions, foul odors and buildups, oh and did I mention the smell? For anyone that has been in a long term relationship, I present you "Pulling a grilled cheese sandwich apart".
      Their ass is cleaner and they don't even do that right.

      • Gabe

        What exactly did you do with your sisters?

  • MigraineBoy

    #32 She's taking that whole " on the rag " thing too far! Sweet ass though.

  • onekelevra

    Not sure if it is pimp my ride or a Ben-hur remake!!

    • moke

      They spelt it wrong, there is no "i" and "h" and there are two l's

  • halfsmoke00

    #35 Fred Durst must have a new band, limp candle.

  • I would

    #25 Friend level Dickerdoodle.

    • pep

      This pic had me laughing in complete confusion

  • whyme1973

    #20 What delicious humps you have.
    #29 Nice and dirty…Thanks for sharing your FLBP with us.

  • SarcSam

    #25 A happy group if ever there was.

  • DIPL

    I'll be there in a couple of weeks. Feel free to hang around in the meantime.

    • DIPL

      I'm talking about #9. Obviously I am new to this.

  • K-1

    #3: just bit my lower lip, wow
    #14: ill have what HE's having!
    #36: where did his hand go??? =|

    • Proctologist

      #36: Dont hate on a future proctologist, he is doing what he loves, and quite frankly, I love.

      • K-1


    • Ayeeee ;)

      dont ask questions you dont want to know the answer to lol

      • K-1

        true that

    • the credible hulk

      #14 looks like something I would enjoy eating. 😉

      • K-1


  • Moke

    #22 – I took the same photo when I was on the Niagara falls ferris wheel. So many dicks

    • Seventh time

      Hahahahaha me to

    • HeisenBurger

      Funny, I don't see any.

  • Jingles

    #38 She doesn't poop

    • carl

      Nope. She "drops da nastee deuce!"

  • StrongAsMeat

    #22 Niagara Falls!

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