I wish they weren’t, but these things are all just too true (32 Photos)

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Just about every morning.

    • Hunter

      this is literally how I started today

      • TheVanityScore

        yup same here

    • GeorgiaRosa

      hey I want to complain to management my lovely comment was deleted..

      • GeorgiaRosa

        it's a disgrace *stomps foot in total mad rage*

  • #1paulafan

    Ha ha ha ha I made the first page, My dearest Paula please come from beneath the bridge

    • TheVanityScore


      • Jawbone

        It's just Paula posting under another name. In every thread today.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          No it's not asshat.

          – the one you love to hate

          • Nbl

            Paula ur so wide and cool I adore your style ur my role model


    GO PATS!!!

    • pat

      Where do you want me to go?

      • Billy

        Away, Texans are going to kick your sorry ass.

        • https://www.facebook.com/jesse.urena.9 Jesse Urena

          a bill and a pat walk into a thread…

    • Hunter

      Ballin' Ballin' like I play for New England! Brady gets Ring #4 haters gonna hate!

      • MylesofStyles

        I lol'd at the unintentional pic posting. You win at losing.

        • Hunter

          jokes on you it was a sneaky Bill Belichick reference. Pats fan wins again!

  • http://badsentinel.com badSENTINEL

    #23 God bless that lady!!!!

    • Dick Farmer

      Ya and likes getting'drilled' while watching it.

      • Porn Preacher

        Deny,deny,deny…..O.K. How about Finger slammin?

    • savagecabbage

      Every girl watches porn, they just don't tell you. They prefer to judge a man and call him a perv… True story

      • SOhioChiver

        Maybe you are the only one…

      • melissa

        I watch porn. True Story.

        • Stacy

          So do i. And im actually a guy with a fake girls name

          • Kassie

            I'm a girl and I love watching porn.

            • Andy Valentine

              I like watching women watch porn. Especially when the porn is women watching women watching porn. That some porn / Inception cross-over right there

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    #2 Preaching to the choir

  • mitch

    #2, either this guy really loves dairy products or he kidnapped and killed pac-man and threw him in the back of his truck.

  • snowman

    #3 is exactly why I no longer am left handed in public, it's so annoying

    • savagecabbage

      Soooo… You're just left handed in private??

      • snowman

        yes, to avoid the shame/prejudices that come from being left handed publicly

        • Grant

          my pie chart would just be the red portion….

  • crustybubblechunks

    #22 Calories are flavor points

  • http://3PleasantGentlemen.com 3PleasantGentlemen

    #2 That farmer's referring to sex w/those animals, right? 'Cuz everything else in that picture seems very legal to me.

    • That Guy

      Never had to work with the USDA, I take it?

  • randomcomment

    #20 man, That is the most true thing ever.

    • savagecabbage

      I second that. I had an acute case of that today…

      • a-nom


    • KW6969

      I am feeling that right now… but i would flip the axis…

    • Markoda

      Look on the bright side…At least the stupidity of the text seems to have a limit!

  • jace

    # 24 I say this just about every day

    • SOhioChiver

      Let me get that for you #24

  • Dev23

    #24 I dont know why I am laughing so hard

    • http://twitter.com/coralmonster @coralmonster

      because you're so very lonely?

  • A BiPolar Guy

    #21 If only it were that simple

    • JESSE

      Like Alec or anyone from SF, Boston, and Washington DC

      • A BiPolar Guy

        you may have misunderstood. I meant the idea was simplistic, wouldn't work if even you could do it. So to go hyper serious on a frivolous comment (this is the internet, deal with it) Human faults are not so simple to correct as all that. In the near future doctors wi'll be giving a wack at preventing genetic diseases and birth defects, and inevitably parents will try genetic tinkering for height, beauty and intelligence (this latter probably a bad idea) but I don't think we'll find a gene for lack of common sense, judgment, general stupidity (which happens to the smart and dumb), arrogance, greed, racism , just plain "cussidness" and the like which are so heavily influenced by many factors especially environment. Eugenics on this level is a frighteningly bad idea. Not going to bring up Hitler and Dr Mengle, as that's such a cheap shot, and irrelevant. Of course I just slipped it in there anyway. It's inevitable that someone would if this becomes a reply chain, so…?

  • *dash*

    #12 how I feel everyday at work

  • Lucas_Schmidt


    • MonkeyMadness

      Thanks for reposting that, I didn't see it after 19 and before 21.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    So says every browsing Chiver.

    • Mike Hunt

      Yeah I hate being either gangster or hipster.

  • pixelogre

    #29 so true.

    • chiver

      story of my life, we definitely need size Extra Medium

      • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

        damn right. large makes us look like we're wearing a fucking garbage bag. medium makes us look like we're shrink-wrapped.


      • SeventyInch

        A medium 'relaxed fit' might work. There's a marketing niche.

    • Cheese

      I'm not the only one!

    • Mexi - Can

      YESSSSSSS SOOoo True

    • Gimletmike

      How cute. Try buying shirts as a 6'2" 330 pound man. Not all fat, but sadly, not all muscle either. Selection is severely limited when you wear XXXXXXLT. By the way, even when I was a 280 pound high school athlete back in the day I wore XXXXLT. Which isn't a whole lot better. I really shouldn't complain though, after all, how many guys can say that they have only gone up two shirt sizes in 31 years since graduating from high school.

      • surfer90

        mean this in nicest way; but uh buddy you need to lose weight. 280 on a 6 2 body is high but was high school. 300 on basically any body height is dangerous

    • Telephone Man

      I look for a "smedium". I'm gangly, so a short-sleeve is a small, a long-sleeve has to be a medium.

    • Fryy

      every f time

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  • sfb101

    #2 & #16 The story of my life…
    #23 Yea, right, I wish.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #16 Exactly.

  • tv_paul

    #18 Yeah when talking about BJ's takes on a whole different meaning.

    • annoying_paul

      ,……………. you are such a moron…

      • peewee

        I know you are, but what am I!

  • MnChiver


    Every time I score a theChive shirt. Every time!

    • Jay

      Relax, dude. It's a t-shirt.

  • SOhioChiver

    Get up to retrieve drink and forget what you got up for.

  • nick

    ❤ JDM 300zx

  • Jess

    #27 At least we play them more than once.

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