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I wish they weren’t, but these things are all just too true (32 Photos)

January 8, 2013 | In: Facts, Funny, Nailed It, Random

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Category: Facts, Funny, Nailed It, Random

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#16
Just about every morning.

Hunter

this is literally how I started today

TheVanityScore

yup same here

GeorgiaRosa

hey I want to complain to management my lovely comment was deleted..

GeorgiaRosa

it's a disgrace *stomps foot in total mad rage*

#1paulafan

Ha ha ha ha I made the first page, My dearest Paula please come from beneath the bridge

TheVanityScore

boooooo

Jawbone

It's just Paula posting under another name. In every thread today.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

No it's not asshat.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Nbl

Paula ur so wide and cool I adore your style ur my role model

GO PATS

GO PATS!!!

pat

Where do you want me to go?

Billy

Away, Texans are going to kick your sorry ass.

https://www.facebook.com/jesse.urena.9 Jesse Urena

a bill and a pat walk into a thread…

Hunter

Ballin' Ballin' like I play for New England! Brady gets Ring #4 haters gonna hate!

MylesofStyles

I lol'd at the unintentional pic posting. You win at losing.

Hunter

jokes on you it was a sneaky Bill Belichick reference. Pats fan wins again!

MylesofStyles

No one appreciates their fans more than Pat.

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#23 God bless that lady!!!!

Dick Farmer

Ya and likes getting'drilled' while watching it.

Porn Preacher

Deny,deny,deny…..O.K. How about Finger slammin?

savagecabbage

Every girl watches porn, they just don't tell you. They prefer to judge a man and call him a perv… True story

SOhioChiver

Maybe you are the only one…
melissa

I watch porn. True Story.

Stacy

So do i. And im actually a guy with a fake girls name

Kassie

I'm a girl and I love watching porn.

Andy Valentine

I like watching women watch porn. Especially when the porn is women watching women watching porn. That some porn / Inception cross-over right there

Cracka_ass_cracka

#2 Preaching to the choir

sirdork

Great book. http://goo.gl/CygcE

mitch

#2, either this guy really loves dairy products or he kidnapped and killed pac-man and threw him in the back of his truck.
snowman

#3 is exactly why I no longer am left handed in public, it's so annoying

savagecabbage

Soooo… You're just left handed in private??

snowman

yes, to avoid the shame/prejudices that come from being left handed publicly

Grant

my pie chart would just be the red portion….

crustybubblechunks

#22 Calories are flavor points
http://3PleasantGentlemen.com 3PleasantGentlemen

#2 That farmer's referring to sex w/those animals, right? 'Cuz everything else in that picture seems very legal to me.

That Guy

Never had to work with the USDA, I take it?

randomcomment

#20 man, That is the most true thing ever.

savagecabbage

I second that. I had an acute case of that today…

a-nom

yup…

KW6969

I am feeling that right now… but i would flip the axis…
Markoda

Look on the bright side…At least the stupidity of the text seems to have a limit!

jace

# 24 I say this just about every day

SOhioChiver

Let me get that for you #24

Dev23

#24 I dont know why I am laughing so hard

http://twitter.com/coralmonster @coralmonster

because you're so very lonely?

A BiPolar Guy

#21 If only it were that simple

JESSE

Like Alec or anyone from SF, Boston, and Washington DC

A BiPolar Guy

you may have misunderstood. I meant the idea was simplistic, wouldn't work if even you could do it. So to go hyper serious on a frivolous comment (this is the internet, deal with it) Human faults are not so simple to correct as all that. In the near future doctors wi'll be giving a wack at preventing genetic diseases and birth defects, and inevitably parents will try genetic tinkering for height, beauty and intelligence (this latter probably a bad idea) but I don't think we'll find a gene for lack of common sense, judgment, general stupidity (which happens to the smart and dumb), arrogance, greed, racism , just plain "cussidness" and the like which are so heavily influenced by many factors especially environment. Eugenics on this level is a frighteningly bad idea. Not going to bring up Hitler and Dr Mengle, as that's such a cheap shot, and irrelevant. Of course I just slipped it in there anyway. It's inevitable that someone would if this becomes a reply chain, so…?

*dash*

#12 how I feel everyday at work
Lucas_Schmidt

#20

MonkeyMadness

Thanks for reposting that, I didn't see it after 19 and before 21.

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#31
So says every browsing Chiver.

Mike Hunt

Yeah I hate being either gangster or hipster.

pixelogre

#29 so true.

chiver

story of my life, we definitely need size Extra Medium

CosmoKramerTheAssMan

damn right. large makes us look like we're wearing a fucking garbage bag. medium makes us look like we're shrink-wrapped.

CKTAM
SeventyInch

A medium 'relaxed fit' might work. There's a marketing niche.

Cheese

I'm not the only one!
Mexi – Can

YESSSSSSS SOOoo True
Gimletmike

How cute. Try buying shirts as a 6'2" 330 pound man. Not all fat, but sadly, not all muscle either. Selection is severely limited when you wear XXXXXXLT. By the way, even when I was a 280 pound high school athlete back in the day I wore XXXXLT. Which isn't a whole lot better. I really shouldn't complain though, after all, how many guys can say that they have only gone up two shirt sizes in 31 years since graduating from high school.

surfer90

mean this in nicest way; but uh buddy you need to lose weight. 280 on a 6 2 body is high but was high school. 300 on basically any body height is dangerous

Telephone Man

I look for a "smedium". I'm gangly, so a short-sleeve is a small, a long-sleeve has to be a medium.
Fryy

every f time

jshiver15

#32

Truth.
sfb101

#2 & #16 The story of my life…
#23 Yea, right, I wish.
SmokeyTheBear

#16 Exactly.
tv_paul

#18 Yeah when talking about BJ's takes on a whole different meaning.

annoying_paul

,……………. you are such a moron…

peewee

I know you are, but what am I!

MnChiver

#13

Every time I score a theChive shirt. Every time!

Jay

Relax, dude. It's a t-shirt.

SOhioChiver

#1
Then…
Get up to retrieve drink and forget what you got up for.
nick

#26
<3 JDM 300zx
Jess

#27 At least we play them more than once.

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