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January 8, 2013 |
In: Facts, Funny, Nailed It, Random
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Category: Facts, Funny, Nailed It, Random
Just about every morning.
this is literally how I started today
yup same here
hey I want to complain to management my lovely comment was deleted..
it's a disgrace *stomps foot in total mad rage*
Ha ha ha ha I made the first page, My dearest Paula please come from beneath the bridge
It's just Paula posting under another name. In every thread today.
No it's not asshat.
- the one you love to hate
Paula ur so wide and cool I adore your style ur my role model
Where do you want me to go?
Away, Texans are going to kick your sorry ass.
a bill and a pat walk into a thread…
Ballin' Ballin' like I play for New England! Brady gets Ring #4 haters gonna hate!
I lol'd at the unintentional pic posting. You win at losing.
jokes on you it was a sneaky Bill Belichick reference. Pats fan wins again!
No one appreciates their fans more than Pat.
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#23 God bless that lady!!!!
Ya and likes getting'drilled' while watching it.
Deny,deny,deny…..O.K. How about Finger slammin?
Every girl watches porn, they just don't tell you. They prefer to judge a man and call him a perv… True story
Maybe you are the only one…
I watch porn. True Story.
So do i. And im actually a guy with a fake girls name
I'm a girl and I love watching porn.
I like watching women watch porn. Especially when the porn is women watching women watching porn. That some porn / Inception cross-over right there
#2 Preaching to the choir
Great book. http://goo.gl/CygcE
#2, either this guy really loves dairy products or he kidnapped and killed pac-man and threw him in the back of his truck.
#3 is exactly why I no longer am left handed in public, it's so annoying
Soooo… You're just left handed in private??
yes, to avoid the shame/prejudices that come from being left handed publicly
my pie chart would just be the red portion….
#22 Calories are flavor points
#2 That farmer's referring to sex w/those animals, right? 'Cuz everything else in that picture seems very legal to me.
Never had to work with the USDA, I take it?
#20 man, That is the most true thing ever.
I second that. I had an acute case of that today…
I am feeling that right now… but i would flip the axis…
Look on the bright side…At least the stupidity of the text seems to have a limit!
# 24 I say this just about every day
Let me get that for you #24
#24 I dont know why I am laughing so hard
because you're so very lonely?
#21 If only it were that simple
Like Alec or anyone from SF, Boston, and Washington DC
you may have misunderstood. I meant the idea was simplistic, wouldn't work if even you could do it. So to go hyper serious on a frivolous comment (this is the internet, deal with it) Human faults are not so simple to correct as all that. In the near future doctors wi'll be giving a wack at preventing genetic diseases and birth defects, and inevitably parents will try genetic tinkering for height, beauty and intelligence (this latter probably a bad idea) but I don't think we'll find a gene for lack of common sense, judgment, general stupidity (which happens to the smart and dumb), arrogance, greed, racism , just plain "cussidness" and the like which are so heavily influenced by many factors especially environment. Eugenics on this level is a frighteningly bad idea. Not going to bring up Hitler and Dr Mengle, as that's such a cheap shot, and irrelevant. Of course I just slipped it in there anyway. It's inevitable that someone would if this becomes a reply chain, so…?
#12 how I feel everyday at work
Thanks for reposting that, I didn't see it after 19 and before 21.
So says every browsing Chiver.
Yeah I hate being either gangster or hipster.
#29 so true.
story of my life, we definitely need size Extra Medium
damn right. large makes us look like we're wearing a fucking garbage bag. medium makes us look like we're shrink-wrapped.
A medium 'relaxed fit' might work. There's a marketing niche.
I'm not the only one!
YESSSSSSS SOOoo True
How cute. Try buying shirts as a 6'2" 330 pound man. Not all fat, but sadly, not all muscle either. Selection is severely limited when you wear XXXXXXLT. By the way, even when I was a 280 pound high school athlete back in the day I wore XXXXLT. Which isn't a whole lot better. I really shouldn't complain though, after all, how many guys can say that they have only gone up two shirt sizes in 31 years since graduating from high school.
mean this in nicest way; but uh buddy you need to lose weight. 280 on a 6 2 body is high but was high school. 300 on basically any body height is dangerous
I look for a "smedium". I'm gangly, so a short-sleeve is a small, a long-sleeve has to be a medium.
every f time
#2 & #16 The story of my life…
#23 Yea, right, I wish.
#18 Yeah when talking about BJ's takes on a whole different meaning.
,……………. you are such a moron…
I know you are, but what am I!
Every time I score a theChive shirt. Every time!
Relax, dude. It's a t-shirt.
Get up to retrieve drink and forget what you got up for.
<3 JDM 300zx
#27 At least we play them more than once.
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