Darwin’s exceptions (41 Photos)

  • Jason


    • Jason's Mom

      Me and Dad are so proud of you! Who knew a 3rd grade dropout could accomplish so much!

  • maboze1x

    #2 Kill it with fire!!!!

    #33 and can you be any more stupid?

    • MonkeyMadness

      I hope 33 goes blind, that's just stupid.

    • thatguy

      #33 better hope there is never an actual zombie apocalypse. somebody is going to cap him before he even turns.

    • DRK

      33 will never have a job

    • BTME

      #33 is a fighter and he has it on youtube somewhere.

      • JAFitC

        Oh yeah? Why didn't he fight the guy doing that to his eyes?

  • Wet_tosti

    #38 Tina eat the food!

    • dwc928s4

      I guess that one way to legally get rid of an unwanted wife.

    • dunzo87

      Thats how you lose a finger.

    • Courtesy Flush

      You mean Paula.

    • kip dynamite

      Vote for Pedro…

    • JAFitC

      T-Rex eating.

    • michaelanthonyphotog

      You win theChive today!

    • Jen

      Tina! Come get some ham!

    • Ho Daddy

      I love you too, Tosti

  • Ripley

    #6 new definition to monotone

    • Dbag

      I don't get what's so weird about this picture… just racism or what?

      • Kp1000

        I think the joke was supposed to be that they all had a bad spray tan.

        • Yep

          While all the male oompa-loompas worked their little orange asses off at Willy Wonka's factory, the wives got together for a group photo.

    • Marla

      Um that's not a bunch of women that uses spray tan. I think the contrast on the camera is set wrong. They're either Latinas or Asians IMO.

  • Da Nig nagga

    #31 I want dat pussy in and around my mouth

    • Your Pimp

      You might get some stick pussy from the chick on the right, about it.

  • Da Nig nagga

    #38 I'd tickle dat taint… Taint ticklin is da new thang

  • Da Nig Nagga

    #28 Fag Swag

    • Mike Hunt

      He wants to put in on with his mouth, FUCKING FAG!

    • SCiD

      Sorry "fags" ain't that much of a douche. He's one a yours.

  • Pale

    #17 I've always wondered what macs legs looked like

    • KCCOorDIE

      Hmmm, not sure which is more gay, Mac with dual cat tattoos or you wondering what Macs legs look like.

  • RealZoo

    Very disturbing images.

  • bdtrngl

    #33 Risking blindness to look like that dude from Dune…

    • Livin' Legend

      The sleeper has awakened!

  • Kiwi

    #29 I do this sometimes. My touch pad is broken so I use a wireless mouse. Makes sense.

    • tyler

      do you have to use the mouse directly over the touch pad?

    • JAFitC

      Getting your touch pad repaired makes more sense.

  • Andy Valentine

    #9. Awww, at least they tried

  • _Bryan_

    #1. Wonder if he thinks he's Carmen Sandiego with that hat on.

    • 1911

      So now you're a complete idiot if you don't keep up with video games? Wow.

    • Murph1908

      Why is he a Darwin exception? Because he doesn't play video games?

      • The_Ger

        Especially since every one of the choices are actually very old game franchises, and three of the four are Nintendo. Very understandable that someone even somewhat familiar with video games could miss that.

  • 365brides

    #31 pretty sure she needs finding.

    • Buck

      Really? The standards of my fellow chivers is steadily going down the drain.

      • Buck her

        Don't act like you wouldn't.

    • MonkeyMadness

      She probably doesn't look nearly as tan without him next to her. She looks pretty cute to me.

      • lucid_eye

        Shes the same color as the terracotta bench bench behind her.

    • Dbag

      Yes, she must be found and warned about the hazards of melanoma!

    • Llort

      Oompa Loompa Dooba Dee Doo! I've got a perfect woman for you! ….

    • catmoustache

      melanin* The person who wrote that is a Darwin exception…

  • MattKL

    #33 Well that's just stupid. On so many levels.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #9 *You're

    • Anonymous

      I really hope that's sarcasm and you're not blind.

      • Holmespump


  • Anonymous

    #25 I'm all about eating a delicious steak, but it's always fun to see people get what they deserve.

    • justinmacumber

      Anytime a person gets fucked up by an animal by being an ass, I laugh.

    • Big_James

      I watched this like a dozen times and each time I laughed a little harder.

  • sts

    #17 Am I really seeing what I'm seeing? Wow

    • Truth Hurts

      Or meow.

  • K-1

    #25: holy crap, sucks to be that guy, taunting such a dangerous animal though, he had it coming
    #39: what a terrible way to go…

    • Lunch_Box

      #39 The blade will not engage until the trigger is pulled, he will be fine.

      • 1911

        My Stihl saw starts with the trigger pulled and locked. I hope he has the chain break engaged.

      • K-1

        let's hope not, but just the thought of it sends shivers up my spine!

  • ZiaChiver

    #6 Not seeing the problem here…

    • Do0zer

      Nor did I. Apparently some idiot thought that the natural skin color of what I assume are maybe Filipino women has to do something with fake tanning?

      • Gimletmike

        As I commented below, this is a poorly lit photograph. This isn't quite the natural skin tone of Filipinos. My ex-wife was a Filipina, granted she was 1/4 white, 1/4 Chinese and 1/2 Filipino and therefore was taller and paler than most Filipinos. Nevertheless, When I was in the Philippines I saw a wide range of skin tones. On Luzon the people tended to be paler than on Panay which was my ex's native island. According to her it is because there is more "White Blood" among the population on Luzon due to the Spaniards and the Americans. She grew up in the Philippines and I didn't, so who am I to argue. Of course being Illonggo she had a bit of a chip on her shoulder concerning the "northern" islanders. Don't ask me, ask a Filipino, or better yet don't ask unless you want a lengthy explanation that will confuse you. Centuries old ethnic conflicts die hard.

        • Do0zer

          All good info! Chive is a wealth of knowledge!

        • Courtesy Flush

          Cool story bro.

        • Yep

          I've been there 3 times and married a 100% full-blooded Filipina myself…but I never saw anyone that looked orange there! Either they've all overdosed on spray-on tan or someone's been messing around in photoshop.

    • Dbag

      The problem is that the chive posted a picture of a normal group of asian/pacific women that implies that their skin tone is "idiotic" or an "exception of darwin". Every once in a while, a little inherent racism points its ugly head on this site, and that's unfortunate.

    • ross

      ummmmm i think the point is that there is easily enough room for her to stand on the right. if thats not it then we are all darwins exceptions

  • thechevron

    I do this too, they scratch pads are a pain in the dick

    • hugh.m@rshall.us

      I use a wireless mouse too, but not on the trackpad thingy.

    • Holmespump

      I think you might be using it wrong. Try just using your fingers next time.

      • schango

        That's what she said

  • Lucas_Schmidt

    #35 Oh Brazil !!!

    • in love with paula

      I think this must be a dude. and I think that dude is awesome.

  • kryvian

    don't get #32

    is it the car design?

    • CharChar

      They are parked where you are suppose to drive.

      • StrongAsMeat

        It's a picture, it's supposed to look like they're not moving.

    • neolith

      No, the car is parked in the driving lane.

    • Tyler

      Didn't get it at first either. The Hyundai is actually parked in the road (notice the double yellow lines)

      • Lunch_Box

        Or are they just driving at the time the pic was taken.

        • Courtesy Flush


  • MonkeyMadness

    #6 Oompa Loompas after the chocolate factory shut down.

  • mark

    #23 is a cyclist if I've ever seen one

    • Wisti

      which makes him not a sunbathing douche and probably has some nice stamina in bed 😉

      • Matt Stoltz

        I was actually cycling 1800 miles across the country from Wisconsin to West Palm Beach, FL for a charity that helped provide sports equipment to children in third world countries! This photo was actually taken halfway through my trip near Nashville, TN. http://www.iays.org/our-supporters/matt-stoltz-on

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