Mac Faulkner is using the Twitter Machine unconventionally (25 Photos)

I have a routine. Every Sunday I wake up hungover and check Mac's Twitter Machine. Somehow it makes me feel better knowing there is somebody out there truly deep thinking on some of the most bizarre issues our human capacity can conjure.

Mac's Twitter Machine.

Mac’s Twitter Machine.

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  • Hugo

    First

    • Truth

      Why is Mac so unfunny?

      • NickthedicK

        This post sucks, this guy is lame and it´s shameless self-promotion.

        • Jonnie

          Yea, waste of 3 minutes

          • G_Had

            And yet you took your time to write that comment. Might not be as valuable as you think.

  • Inigo Montoya

    #13 is pretty awesome.

    • Tex Ass

      Yeah, i laughed out loud on this one.

  • Nathan

    #21 But what if she whispers back "So are mine."

    • http://www.facebook.com/bill.wald Bill Wald

      Then she's the one, pending sarcasm.

    • kcford

      Then she's the one, pending sarcasm.

    • Inigo Montoya

      Then she's the one, pending sarcasm.

    • Brian

      Pending sarcasm, then she's the one.

    • FunKiller

      she's sarcasm, pending the one then.

      • Urethra Franklin

        Sarcasm Pending, then the one she's.

    • STOP!!!!

      My head hurts…

  • Maclife

    I laughed at #14 way to hard

    • Maclife

      Too***

    • Atom819

      Too***

    • open minded

      Too***

    • Murph1908

      I thought this was the most inane one. I do not see the humor in it at all. Maybe I am missing something.

      • SC Chiver

        You're just not a humorous person. Don't worry, it's not for everyone

    • RTooDTwo

      two***

  • passwordistaco

    Holy shit, I might have to start following him on twitter. Lmao Mac

  • 29er

    #14 I laughed hard at this.

    • Dirrrrrty

      Why is that tweet making so many people hard in the comments?

  • http://twitter.com/morosz3 @morosz3

    You've earned the title "Forever Alone"

    • winfields

      remind me of how many twitter followers you have again? That's right, 18… sorry.

      • luke

        Someone is a little anal today.

        • winfields

          Mac is a genius, that is all

  • StarboardEngine

    I'm sure all of these will be useful when Mac's story is featured on Dateline NBC's "How to Catch a Cat Obsessed Predator."

  • http://twitter.com/phops802 @phops802

    Truer words have never been spoken #11

    • Firefighter23

      #23
      I argue these are truer words

  • Capt Obvious

    Mac's Mom does my dry cleaning. She is funnier then he is

    • sandy astroglide

      Your dry cleaning is funnier than he is.

  • tv_paul

    #10 I preferred mine whipped, it's kinkier.

  • Bmoney

    I've been thinking about mashed potatoes in a sexual way… but all that comes to mind is how good they are with gravy on top.

  • Hrdwood

    #10 Not when the butter's melting all over them it's not…

  • mike

    Would be funnier if they weren't stolen from the Simpson's or century old reposts of Facebook status updates…

    • Dave

      Tweets stolen from the Simpson's? STFU.

  • AptivaDave

    #23 Fuck yeah!

  • TheBAMFinater

    Almost makes me want to sign up for twitter. Almost.

  • sfb101

    #10 Not at all… It's when you start thinking "Close Encounters" things get strange.

  • spike

    #20 well, at least 99% of the time.

  • WhyChiveWhy

    CHIVE – WHY ARE YOU DELETING COMMENTS?????

    • John Frm Ft Wrth TX

      Just yours.

  • MikeG01SF

    I like bacon on my boobs

  • kcford

    I'm making a Twitter account JUST to follow Mac.

  • John Frm Ft Wrth TX

    Yes!! Surge was so damn good!! There is a legit Bring Back Surge group on FB that has raised enough donations to buy a big highway billboard right outside Coke's Corporate Office and they are going to call Coke out to try and get them to bring it back!! Check them out!!
    #23
    http://www.facebook.com/surgemovement

  • Darrell

    I love Mac! He's such a sweet boy! 🙂

  • nope

    twitter is for fags

    • winfields

      no, Facebook is for that… Twitter is for people that don't like seeing updates from annoying people and 100's of baby photos.

  • WhyChiveWhy

    John and Leo – let's see if you really read these comments.

    For some reason lately, comments are being deleted by the administrator. I have to assume it's being done automatically even the most innocuous comments are being deleted instantaneously.

    Can you please look into this – it seems to be happening more and more and quite frankly the interaction of reading and leaving comments on this site is one of it's draws over other sites that post like material. If comments consistently keep getting deleted … well personally I would lose interest in this site pretty quickly.

    Anything you guys can do would be greatly appreciated!

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