2013 Oscar movie titles if they were honest (13 Photos)

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  • sfb101

    #6 & #7 Oh so true…

    • http://twitter.com/timchipp @timchipp

      I liked Daredevil for what it was. It is possibly my favorite Ben Affleck movie he didn't direct AND act in. Personally, with movies like Pearl Harbor, Armageddon and Gigli, among so many others, I believe Daredevil is the least of his worries.

    • matt

      Daredevil was tits!

  • Offspring22


  • Courtesy Flush

    #7 Still a better love story then……..

    • Pedro


      • WETONES

        woah! nice catch Pdreo i had no idea what that guy was talking about. Sorry i mean *DICK

  • LineHog

    #1 Correction, DDL deserves an Oscar, Kick ass actor!

    • the champ

      He has two already

      • MissVega84

        he was scary as shit in There Will Be Blood

    • Kato

      He already won an Oscar… twice! Give other actors a chance. Don't be a Jeff Bridges.

      • HNT

        That's like saying that we shouldn't allow sports champions to play in championship games multiple times so that other, less talented, athletes can win.

    • Bob

      who cares if they act well if the movie sucks, and i mean it SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

    • Hunter

      He should have won for Gangs of New York, Bill the Butcher was badass! Shame he didn't

      • joe

        I second that Hunter. Bill the Butcher is one of the best antagonists I've ever seen in a film/movie.

  • spike

    hey, Hey, HEY. I read this book too! It was great. I didnt lose a bet or anything.

    … Should I go arm wrestle a bear to get my man card back? Be honest.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      I loved this book. It was alot more gruesome than I thought it would be

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      This book has *only* been read by your Mum if you are under 12 years old.

    • your testes

      Using the phrase " man card" permanently results in testicle loss

      Now go get an appletini with your friends and go shoe shopping

    • ravingmadreader

      Pretty sure that book is required reading in a lot of high schools. I think it's a great book.

  • titty sprinkles

    huh? #2

    • Jesus Christ

      Zero Dark Thirty

    • Brandon

      Zero Dark Thirty

    • Pate

      Zero Dark Thirty

  • tv_paul

    #7 The title should be "God flipped a coin, too bad your not Matt Damon"

    • Unfkngblvbl

      *you're…..sorry dude, had to.

      • John

        Not Matt Damon…but at this rate still likely to win another Oscar before him. At least he didn't buy a zoo this year.

        • http://www.facebook.com/marcjwrzphoto marcjwrz

          Damon = better actor
          Affleck = 3 for 3 director awesomeness. I'm a fan.

    • tv_paul

      It's okay. You'res truly tv_paul ( Damn It)

  • Noway

    #5 is a film by the german director Michael Haneke. So its not that french.


      Meh, all Europeans are the same. It's not like France and Germany ever beefed.

      • Harry

        ironically Haneke is actually Austrian, and we all know how they feel about getting involved in "beefs"

        • Noway

          Wrong, he is born in Munich, Germany! Do you even try Google?

          • Bob

            who gives a fuck
            <— not this guy

          • Oileanach

            Haneke is Austrian. Please, if you are going to be smug, read more than one sentence after googling. Yes, he was born in Munich, but was raised in Vienna and has Austrian citizenship.

            • zTom

              I like cheese.

  • Gandolph

    At least Bilbo Baggins is a shoe in

    • bombdill

      OF course he doesn't wear shoes

  • Armed Ann Dangerous

    At least you changed the line up from Izismile. Fail. collegehumor.com first, then Izimile.com then chive. Come on, you are better.

    • justabill

      The Chive used material from another site AND cited their source. You wrote "Fail." Which of these things is worse?

    • derp

      No, but they're really. It's exactly the same as any other humor aggregation site on the interwebs. Maybe some better marketing.

      • derp

        *No, but they're really aren't

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          Have another go.

    • ImpressMe

      Do you just go to humor sites and bitch?

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #7 LMAO

    "The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another." – favorite quote

  • Vision

    I saw #3 and it was hysterical and amazing. Oscar? Possibly. But it was awesome regardless.

    • LineHog

      Only Tarantino can make black people laugh at the KKK. I saw the movie with a 75% black audience! They were rolling at the scene with Don Johnson and Jonah Hill.

      • Mike D

        Same, lots of black people when I saw it as well and they laughed a ton, especially during Stephen's lines (Samuel L Jackson)

  • blue_bronco

    Don't forget "Gigli"

  • Rich

    #1 He already has an Oscar (My Left Foot)

    • Dave

      He actually has 2, My Left Foot and There Will Be Blood.

      • Rich

        ah thanks. Never saw There Will Be Blood.

        • Simon

          The Oscar wasn't in it.

  • Stick

    Isn't this pulled, in order, from College Humor?

    • linkx

      Hence the message at the end Via College Humor…

      • Unfkngblvbl

        ….and the beginning.

  • Jesus Christ

    #4 I would tear Jennifer Lawrence's pussy apart. So freaking hot, plus look at those eyes.

    • Schnizz56

      WWJD? Apparently bang the shit outta Jennifer Lawrence

      • Jesus Christ

        Well played.

  • IrishInNJ

    #1 If ever there was an actor who is NOT driven by a desire to win awards its DDL.

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  • kopuff

    jesus christ, have you guys seen this movie? its really really good

    • Kzo

      Seriously with Gone Baby Gone, The Town and now Argo, let's hope he'll have a long career as a director because he's fucking good!

    • Kato

      It's also really really biased.

  • Gustopher

    #8 – Honestly, the best movie I saw all year. And yes… I really did see it.

    • imdowngetme

      What movie is that?

      • Skermitt

        I was wondering the same thing 'imdowngetme' lol

        • Miss Ma'am

          It's called Beasts of the Southern Wild

    • brad

      The acting was phenomenal, especially by the young girl but I thought the movie itself was awful. I do not get the hype around this one.

    • Quvenzhané Wallis

      Just watched this movie and I agree with you 100%

      • Gustopher

        Clever one

  • Medium00Rare

    So what is #8?

    • Jude

      beasts of the southern wild i think

      • Miss Ma'am



    GO PATS!!!

  • Troy Oh

    13 photos? I count 9…..

  • Mido

    The Argo one is lame.
    Watch the movie before doing some "halirious" parody.
    The movie was amazing. Get over it. So much worse actors are out there and you hate on him so much.

    • JiMi

      Relax man its a joke. I loved Argo and I thought the parody of it was the funniest one. It isn't making fun of Argo or Ben Affleck at all. Everyone has bad movies.

  • freddy boy

    #5 Crack me up, mon ami. LMAO.

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