Daily Morning Awesomeness (40 Photos)

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  • Vic

    Love Britta!! #2

    • AUSChiver

      I can already taste the water puns that this comment opens the floodgates to

      • blue_bronco

        What happen to the boobie pics of her? No mas?

    • PTTU89

      Cool, cool, cool

    • Trav1121

      Next month, Community returns! Can't wait!

      • Random Guy

        The most overrated show on tv u mean? I watched it for 2 years and realized that I rarely laughed .

        • http://twitter.com/coralmonster @coralmonster

          so you're saying… you watched something for two years before you realized you didn't like it? ya, like I'm going to trust YOUR opinion….

        • Wolfgang Edwards

          how did it take you TWO YEARS to realize it wasn't funny hahaha

  • johnnystyle25

    #28 The weather ain't frightful at all if that's what's waiting for us!

  • Jay

    #18 I laughed like that just now and I heard Tom Cruise's voice in my own laugh.

  • MattyDeuce

    #28 I want to be there, with them

  • MattyDeuce

    #1 Surprise duck sex in 3, 2, 1…

    • Dolan

      MttyDuece pls

    • Tim

      unkle dolan smash!

  • Everclear

    #2 Mmmm, the other hot one on Community!

  • grumpy

    #10 – there's a "doggie style" joke in here somewhere…

    • Abe Froman

      Bark like a dog!

    • thebeefinjector

      Now THAT is an epic doggystyle! eh? eh? get it?

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #22 I bet his Spidey sense in tingling.

    • Fade

      In true spider-fashion: Something sticky is about to be shot-off

      • Fade

        <img src=http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/funny-comics-26.jpg?w=500&h=371>

    • Habib

      Jessica Rabbit from San Diego Comic Con 2011

  • CTM

    'Merica!

    • Cash

      #34

  • GT Chiver

    #39 Fake hips are considered cheating

    • dkellyb

      Thank you for making me feel slightly better about being like 50 years younger and already not being able to do this anymore :p

  • Slim Jim

    #25, me as a kid

    • BigPapaPump

      me, right now

  • jshiver15

    #38

    Dude reeks of class.

    • Rest of the world

      ummm for the rest of the world, who and what is going on here?

      • jshiver15

        Peyton Manning is congratulating Ray Lewis on his AFC divisional playoff win against the Broncos. Ray Lewis is retiring after this season, so it will be the last time they play each other.

        • Rest of the world

          Thankyou, All good.

          • Anonymous

            I was never a fan of the colts and am not huge on the broncos but I have always thought Peyton manning deserved all the respect a person could be given. Notice how clean of a break he had from the colts? No trash talking garbage like TO.

            • jshiver15

              It's one of the few cases where a franchise player splits with his team and it's amicable on all accounts.

              • socalmarti

                And especially because there was (where in my case) a bunch of pro- Tebow ass holes. Upon further review, I take it all back!

    • guest

      Does it matter to anyone that Ray Lewis committed MURDER? What a hero!

      • Jimmy

        Not anymore apparently. Let's see he:
        1) Got into a fight at "da club"
        2) Sat in his limo with one accomplice while two others killed the two people he was fighting with (including a little person)
        3) Hired a lawyer for himself and three accomplices. This lawyer convinced one guy to rat out the other two but not Lewis.
        4) The rat's story sounded bad at trial and accomplices three and four got off.
        5) Lewis, at the threat of two civil cases he would probably lose, pays off the families of both murdered men.
        6) Lewis wins a Super Bowl, all is forgiven.

      • Mr_fn_T

        At least was an accomplice to it. I live in Atlanta and it seems like we are (for the most part) the only people in the country who remember that. Everybody just talks about what a great player/teammate he is. I guess if you're not on his team you can just go lay dead in the middle of the street, though.

      • HatersGoinHate

        He did commit murder… on the field. Every sunday… and sometimes thursdays… and saturdays.

    • GO PATS

      Means nothing
      GO PATS!!!

      • Truth

        Ray Lewis was at a club where someone was murdered. Big Deal. That doesn't make someone a murderer. As for everyone riding Peyton's nuts- HE COULDN'T LEAD THE BRONCOS ANY FURTHER THAN TEBOW DID!

        • is this thing on

          except for those 5 extra wins and a #1 seed instead of a 4 seed…

        • Meatrocket

          You're retarded, Broncos had a first round bye. There's a reason Tebow didn't play this year. Dumbass.

          • truth

            true or false? they went just as far this season as they did last year?.. i never said they didn't win more games, or get a first round bye.. all I'm saying is the Broncos went JUST AS FAR LAST SEASON with Tebow as they did this season with manning. you're the dumbass if you can't comprehend my statement.

  • Chunk Pants

    Sir, you outdid yourself on this one.

  • Jose_Ariel

    #12 Reaffirms my faith in humanity (and by extension, love.)

  • halfsmoke00

    #14 He must have found the whiskey tits. 🙂

  • RealZoo

    #2 #10 #30 #34…Monday is off to a good start!!!

    • DanielEvans2007

      Im assuming that the two in #30 are a part of the Israeli army. They're one of the few militaries in the world with females in their infantry.

      • http://www.facebook.com/doron.haviv Doron Haviv

        You assumed correctly.

  • Phil

    #10 doggy style

    • grumpy

      Dude, shoulda read the comments first. You were beat to it.

  • jane
  • 20 Something

    #2 Its good to see that Michael Jackson's nose didn't go to waste…

  • navydudeguy

    #15 what the fuck is going on?!

    • Santa Anna

      Asia

    • G_Had

      Sorry, had to:
      <img src="http://i.qkme.me/35lo8x.jpg&quot; alt="Asians meme" height="228" width="304">

      • navydudeguy

        Well played sir

    • halfsmoke00

      Hes jogging his memory.

  • halfsmoke00

    #33 The tire tread is going the wrong direction.

  • Don113

    No need for pololitics on the Chive. There are places to discuss the Israeli-Palestine conflict, but this isn't it. Here, we look at incredibly attractive women, say "fuck you!' to cancer and frown disapprovingly at people who post "FIRST". Take it someplace else, buddy.

  • Fantasy

    #11 Meanwhile in the world I wish I lived in… (Note there would be a red panda instead though)

  • sean

    can someone explain #32 to me?

    • bitcheslovepoems

      See 2012 memes.

    • AnItalianChiver

      Worst meme I've ever seen. Not funny at all.

      • grumpy

        Yeah, but Chive loves all memes. Chive is the only site still posting those "One does not simply" memes three years after everyone else stopped.

      • dirty sanchez

        you took the words right out of my mouth…what a lame meme

    • sarc

      You see… There still are dumb people across the world, who don't understand that Earth revolves around the Sun and that Moon doesn't go to sleep during the day.

      • sean

        I was hoping that wasn't what is was considering the Chive thought it was accurate enough to post.

    • louistulley

      This was an event that happened last Thursday, the moon drank too many Zimas and stayed out to late. Lucky, someone on the internet told him "Go home moon, you're drunk"

  • Tiber_Septim

    #10 looks hot, nice ass and legs can't wait to see the front of her!, find her please

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