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January 14, 2013 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Interesting, Nailed It, Random
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Category: Awesome, Funny, Interesting, Nailed It, Random
If a female pancake and a male pancake couple had a baby and it came out half pancake and half waffle it would make for one interesting episode of Maury.
" Leggo Eggo, you are NOT the father!" (Cue the music/victory dance).
Damn now I'm hungry for pancakes
I see you went to Isismile this morning.
Finally …. FIRST
Finally … Fail
you weren't first and first is GAY
Well, at least you spelled "finally" correct the second time.
#22 takes a lot of space in the comment section!
Yes it does
You both suck.
Yes they do #22
Hey, check this out #22
Sorry, wanted to put #29 … I failed.
Maybe it won't take up so much space if I try it from this computer.
What about #22 & #22
#4 scorpion are crazy.
No, mother nature is crazy. Scorpion's are cool.
#12 haha, true story.
Burps cheat your ass out of a fart., :/
Sooo, Sharts are like …escapees?
Just ask Al Roker.
Fart is the horn warning station ass that train shit will be passing by…
The ghosts of food, farts are.
Kinda lame to brag about his own comment.
A little bit, huh?
Thank you Simon Pegg #38
So god damn true
That's the constitution of the internet right there
#5 So true.
#12 Is also a turd honking for the right of way.
Your comment made my day. Thank you!
#27 Am I the only one that noticed that, amidst all that talk of equality and justice, those guys are basically bootlegging a live baseball game by watching it without paying for it?
Yeah. In America, justice and equality mean that they build the wall so high none of those kids can see.
Or the fact that cartoons came to life to attend a Reds game?
No Mike, you are not the only one who noticed. I'm not really sure what it says about me, but the FIRST thing I noticed is that they were watching a live game they didn't pay for and some one decided to call that "justice". Although, if they were looking over the fence at a nude beach it wouldn't matter because BOOBIES!
I think security should take the rich folks from the first row and give their seats to these poor dumb bastards
Well, of course boobies.
Or how we should redistribute resources in an unfair way so everyone can be equal. Who did they take the extra boxes from? How can they see the game?
#20 & #32 All true…
remarkably annoying comment inserted here for all the douchebage chiver yolo and moar saying knobgobblers to enjoy
Remarkably unannoying, however I'm pretty sure everyone here opposes the use of yolo.
Remarkably annoying? Hardly annoying. You didn't even say "first" or "asshat" or "snicklepoofs"
here you go…first, asshat, asswaffle, snicklepoofs, moar, kcco, chive on…annoying enough for ya???
Your mom is annoying
she really is, and she's a whore too…
Your face is a whore………..for penises
your mother should have swallowed your hipster ass when she had the chance. now i wish i could punch her in fhe fucking face for raising such a little cunt like you. eat a dick
Watch out, We got a badass over here.
#33 Lmao Exactly….
All too true…
#17 This shit is soooooo good
So is the sister seasoning from the same place call AW SHiT.
I bought it years ago as a gag gift, ended up being amazing. Now ive had Aww shit, good shit, and their dip mixes (dip shit). All awesome.
#13 is about 3 minutes from my place in Chattanooga!
Please use your new found fame for good, not evil.
#36 There's a comma that shouldn't, be there.
From now on , all those who kill people will receive a hug, a lollipop, and subway coupons.
Plus, the argument is invalid. We execute people who unjustly kill others to protect society from them ever having the possiblity to commit murder again.
and so we dont have to pay for their sorry asses to live any longer.
#18 Here's another intelligent quote from one of today's role models.
"I go so hard, they call me go so hard." – Lil Wayne
#9 They're TIGHTY whiteys, not "tidy" whiteys.
Unless he meant they were initially clean…then tidy would be equally as apt.
well they are no longer "tidy" nor "whitey"
#22 just blew my mind!
And only one group will go on to make money and get laid after the "Glory years" have passed.
I did both, that must be why I hate myself.
#35 Self-Screen grab The screengrab utilized by the most desperate of attention seekers
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