Leave it to Western Europeans to creep the crap out of me. As if trends like planking, horsing, and doorknob-licking weren’t strange enough, now there is a new craze where people bury their heads in their shoes and inhale and or lick their own shoes. The title of the foot-fetish, which I hate more than the trend itself, is referred to as “sneakerslaves.” You can’t make this stuff up, so please don’t ask me to try and explain it.