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Amazingly this isn’t Photoshopped, these animals exist (15 Photos)

January 15, 2013 | In: Animals, Creepy, WTF

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: The axolotl is a Mexican neotenic mole salamander.

: The Angora rabbit is a variety of domestic rabbit bred for its long, soft wool.

: A rare white turtle which was found on the riverbank of the Yellow River in Zhengzhou, Henan Province, China.

: The tallest living dog is a Great Dane named ‘Zeus’ (USA).

: Helicoprion is a shark that swam in the Permian seas about 290 million years ago; it is an unusual shark in that it has a spiral dentition.

: The mountain goat shows climbing abilities that leave other animals, including most humans, far below.

: A species a frog the internet has come to call the “FU” frog

: The blobfish is a fish that inhabits the deep waters off the coasts of Australia and Tasmania.

: Australian Peacock Spider.

: The tardigrade is an extremophile. Extremophiles, as the name suggests, live in extreme environments in terms of temperature, pressure, toxicity and radiation.

: The Ankole-Watusi is a breed of cattle originally native to Africa.

: The bone-eating snot flower found in deep ocean waters bore through the bone of whale carcasses to feast on the lipids.

: The surinam toad lives in the Forests and marshes of South America. It has no tongue or teeth.

: The star-nosed mole is a small mole found in wet low areas of eastern Canada and the northeastern United States.

: Tentacled snake is found in South East Asia and can stay underwater for up to 30 minutes before coming up for air.

Via Oddee

Tiber_Septim

#4 I would hate to have the food bill for this dog

james

it does look starved.. poor thing

Drew

They most likely have to keep his weight lower to prevent joint damage. I seriously doubt that the people who are known to have the world's largest dog are underfeeding it.

D McGee

I can only imagine the biohazard coming out of the butt from this dog
Bud

….serious joint damage. Poor thing looks uncomfortable just standing there.

Chivette

There has actually been a lot of debate about this dogs weight. From what I've seen of this pup, it is in fact underweight and unless it has some form of illness the public isn't aware of then the only ones to blame are the dogs owners (although I'm sure this has been brought to their attention). Being an owner of a very large great dane who is 5 now I can tell you that this is NOT normal and the only time it is even maybe a little acceptable is when the dog goes through a growth spurt thus burning an enormous amount of calories and it can be hard to catch up from that. It is expensive to feed a dog of this size, but that's not an excuse.

Cunt

Shut up bitch. Do not speak of things you do not know.

Akc nazi

Perfect breed standard right there. Most dogs are the perfect size when a few ribs show. No dog should be fat or eat grocery store dog food.

k t

A few ribs???? I see all of them and the hip bones and the spine. He is very underweight. My mom has a Great Dane so I am not unfamiliar with the bread.

MylesofStyles

I don't care if your mom's a Great Dane, no person should live on bread alone.

ston

All these new pokemon are getting ridiculous now

Wtf

Bone eating snot flower go!!!
Jesus Christ

You win the internets

SuperiorTo8

#9 Australian spiders. Giving you something nice to look at…
Before they kill you horribly

Dave

Just like my ex…

James

LOLLLLLLL

Tony G

These ones fly. You read that right. THEY FUCKING FLY!
Michele

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ypk3YoxFamg/Tarup-m9ltI…
^Even if they were dangerous, they're tiny enough to crush easily. Thank goodness…

lat297

#11 I bet all his door frames at home are wrecked…
halfsmoke00

#10 Grumpy Cat has a new nemesis.

Anonymous

A nemesis that looks like a vacuum bag

thatguy

vacuummite, a gas mask pokemon

Anonymous

Bitch please, #8

PITFU

Oddee?

chive still rules

That's what I was thinking. Still cool nonetheless, they are only so many and the internet is so vast.

Hostile 17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdihHnaOQsk
Australia you got to love it

Lower

Love the Scaredies

Nope

None of these exist

Pedro

Orly? You're sure if that? Care to place a bet?
Lev

You don't exist.
urmom

Ur mom
Bob

there is no spoon.
NikkeD

you're an idiot

Grouch

Awesome! #7 ftw on this Tuesday

Jesse

"Fuck you, Monday! See you next week."

rickacha

#8 that's an ugliest mother effer fish YO.

Kev

Ever see an angler fish?? Not so much ugly as it is terrifying– cod fish is another funny looking dood.

G_Had

#14 is known as the fastest-eating mammal for it can identify and eat a piece of prey in 120 miliseconds. Look it up.

TheVanityScore

this has to be the scariest fuckin thing ive ever seen.

Bitchface

#4. Somebody please feed that dog before we start hearing a Sarah McLachlan song in the background!

Herod

Learn about the breed before spouting off ignorant nonsense. Let's give the dog joint damage to the point where he can't walk because of the weight on his legs! Great idea!

Weagle

You must not be a McLachlan fan.
megan

Well I know about the breed and yes being overweight could be harmful that dog is almost emaciated! He should not have his hips and spine sticking out like that! That is horrible!!!

http://twitter.com/Sir_chivealot @Sir_chivealot

#10 looks like the bag inside of my vacuum

Mike

That's so cruel you still use bagged vacuum cleaners?

Paul A.

#8 Hey look it's Paula!

-fan testimonial,
I hate you bitch go away
HiItsMe

Proteus anguinus: a small lizard / fish living in only a few caves in Slovenia.
Check it out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proteus_anguinus

BorderJ

Nice discovery foreigner
Kev

Wow I totally checked that out– if I was in a cave with my legs in water and that thing brushed up against me I'd probably let out a screech so loud that the fucking thing would cave in one me (that is, after I've defecated all over myself)

http://www.giornalettismo.com/archives/709765/i-15-animali-piu-strani-del-mondo/ I 20 animali più strani del mondo – Giornalettismo

[...] è photoshop, questi animali esistono davvero. La natura a volte è molto più sorprendente di quanto [...]
Grant

Thanks a lot chive, now I gotta go cry in the corner again.
Aidan

#8 Poor Tasmania, even the internet doesn't consider you part of Australia

Anonymous

But it has some of the most amazing creatures, like the Tasmanian Tiger and Tasmanian Devil (I mean, it's called devil for gods sake)
aussie chiver

FYI Tassie also produces some chivers!!

GO PATS

GO PATS!!!
Takingbackcider

#5 Looks like something from a shitty Sy-Fy movie.

That guy

And I thought Captain Crunch was bad.
Flux

Imho this was part of a Cracked.com article sometime in 2012 and this, while not a photoshop, is a model made based on one mans theory rather than an accurate depiction of what this animal looked like. I can't be bothered to look up the article, but as far as I remember they basically just found a long thin jaw piece with basically one long line of teeth and then theorized how that could've worked out.

Static

considering that the only thing on a shark that would survive is its jaw… yeah.. its all guesswork
Pvtdeth

Theyʻre not even sure the fossil is sharkʻs teeth. It could be from a completely different animal.

Mike

You mean you didn't like Megasharkocroctopus vs. Godzilla and friends?

TotesAwesome

Fuck me, now I have the heebie jeebies.
NebraskaGuy

#3 Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper! I've got a turtle head poking out

Yuppp

Looks like honey boo boo's birth.

glw

#7

Should be a mascot
Steve Grenier

#6 may have great climbing skills, but even he knows he's fucked in that picture.
saltygary

#3 looks like a plucked turkey.

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