I consider myself a smart man, but I got nothing on geniuses like this (32 Photos)

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  • gaydar

    Last

    • Truth

      … at life.

  • Yerp

    #6 is like whoa doe

    • jebuz

      oh. and are, not our

      • jebuz

        wrong post. look down one

  • fucked

    #2 your to smart! lazier pointers our the best.

    • hmm

      you had to have been trying to use bad grammar there…..i like your style

    • Spelling Police

      I see what you did there…

    • Brick

      Or it was intentional and he calls it the "lazier" pointer because it allows him to be lazy…

    • jebuz

      you're too

      • ChaseTheWalker

        Joke is on you since that's not the only thing wrong. But good job for trying.

    • knotmee

      #2 This bitch is very nearly illiterate. Misspellings, bad grammar, and horrific sentence structure abound. What world are we living in that someone nearly unable to communicate in the written form gets not only published but then republished and discussed? Crazy.

      • http://twitter.com/coralmonster @coralmonster

        What world are we living in when men and women alike call other women `bitch`and it`s not only accepted as fact but encouraged?

    • DrainBamage

      I bet she's pretty!

  • Dumpster

    Take an ice cold dump

  • batcave841

    #8 more like masturbation season

  • TheDonOf952

    First!!!!!!!!!!! bitches!

    • TheDonOf952

      Actually no where near first. haha.

    • FNG

      just blame it on the key board for being so slow.

  • BSmike

    #28 looks pretty uncomfortable

  • PDiddily420
    • FoolOfATook

      Teddy bear, alcohol, and condoms? Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      or Brian Griffin's deposit-box contents

      • eesh

        looks like a suicide kit

    • gohope

      Looks like a pretentious/Hipster kit.

  • alan

    #19 take my money!

    • Illuminati

      Looks like a great way to get sauce all over your shirt.

    • chad

      lol didnt know this was such a rare way to eat it, only way imo

  • rAs

    #25 There should be more "Misc (5)."

    • TheVanityScore

      i want this

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #24 Yeah, well, that "Hole in one" thing has very little appeal when crapping.

    • Anthony

      It has even less appeal when you hit the ball a little too hard and the ball goes rolling halfway across the bathroom floor

  • MylesofStyles

    #31 This jar would be smashed into a million pieces by February.

    • ChristophersonofGray

      …or empty

  • Brier

    #15 um why not just put it in your mouth? This would only make sense with a plate that holds more than one bite.

    • TheDonOf952

      That's what she said!

    • Buzz Killington

      One on the plate, and one in your mouth. The one on the plate is saved until you're finished the one in your mouth.

  • sfb101

    #13 Too funny.
    #16 Just add chile and cheese!
    #25 I like option 5 in this…

  • Stick

    Are all my comments deleted automatically?

    • Stick

      Oh, well then.

    • Bly

      Yes, even this one.

  • GIJOE

    second to last

  • rAs

    #30 Add about 5 more airplane bottles to balance the proportion and you're onto something.

    • John

      i'm a 55/45 guy, that's 55% booze. #30 isn't going to cut it

    • Pokes

      I was thinking that they need to switch the bottle sizes, then it'd be pretty good.

      • Tomb_Raider

        That's what I thought too lol

  • electric boogalo

    #18 is a block from my house

    • knotmee

      What an interesting story. Have you considered being a bard?

      • penguin slayer

        You may have to explain bard to it!

  • Eddie

    #25 I could use some Misc. right about now…

    • goo

      looks like a suicide kit

  • boss

    #25 is a "must have" gift

  • JESSE

    Alec, You are not a smart man. You are a fuckin idiot.

    • UhHuh

      You seem like a nice person.

  • Can_Chivette

    #8 This would so beat having to get up to get a tissue before the dreaded nose drip.

  • http://thechive.com/ NHChiver

    #15 Seriously………trim your nails, Lucifer!

  • FNG

    After looking at how little comments are being made here. I too have decided we could have done without this post.

    • TrueStory

      Nobody in the entire world cares.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #21
    That's merely laziness. But, I like it.

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