Russian road montage (Video) : theCHIVE

There is a land still unexplained by science and untouched by reason. That land is Russia’s roads. (Video)

If at any point in this video something makes sense to you, please, explain it to me.

Canucks_Rule

russia is fucked.
Jason

Basically saying he has the worst luck. Cleans his winshield a bird shits on it. Washes his car…..some guy sprays him with mud. Traffic goes all around him. The car in front of him breaks down. Kind of a shitty day
lenny

The only two parts that made sense were at 0:48 and 2:12 when the lady switched spots with the guy. Everyone knows women can't drive.
jim thorton

I don't know. I think you would encounter similar situations if you drove around here for a day. Dude at the end was funny though. haha.
ShootMe

I'm completely lost. Maybe it would make perfect sense if you were hipster.
SammyT

The one explainable coclusion I draw from this… Women drivers suck, no matter where you're from
Sucia

Idk if it wasn't for the snow and white people I'd think you were in Miami!
Bob

Looks just like any typical street in New Jersey. Not that knowing that makes it make any sense, because everything New Jersey is terrible.
Excellcior

In America, they shoot you if there is any confusion about who should pass first.
ccamps

Yes my keys are in my trunk. Yes my car is on and I'm driving it. I give no fucks at 2:35.
Dante

Video is a spoof. Everyone in it is a friends with the driver. The same couple come up twice, the passenger was also the car wash guy. Silly people making silly videos. Russian roads are bad but that to that extent
Narkosha

GOD DAMN IT THE DRIVER'S WIFE GAVE THIS DVR FOR HIS BIRTHDAY AND THEY'RE TRYING IT OUT! IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY THAT SOME COUNTRY IS FUCKED UP OR NO! brainless morons
Narkosha

everything what happened in that video is simple coincidence, besides the dude in the carwash, apparently some friend or smth.
Lukey_Dukey

what is kroll?
Irish777

LOLOLOL Can anyone please translate any of this?
Mike

I see genius- if u struggle to understand, it's wasted on u!
RooFeeOOO

Looks like he's got a Boston accent and is trying to call someone a cock at 0:28
Joe

That is relatively tame compared to the roads in Ukraine!
–From a current Peace Corps Chiver

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