Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

I love seeing these, and then immediately feel guilty that I don't have the money to do this.

That is so retarded. You're giving 250 to someone just because they frequent the same website you do? That's like me asking someone if they ever use Facebook or google and handing them cash if their answer is yes. Charity? Cancer research? Psssssh. Joke website visitor for the win.

Don't believe everything you see on the Internet….especially that conspiracy sandy hook video!

The cynic in me doesn't see the "merchant copy" on the bottom and immediately assumes it's a bullshit ploy to get on the Chive. I'd be happy to be proven wrong though.

Florence AZ getting some recognition! windmill winery is the gem in the middle of a dumpy little town. I have worked in florence for 5 years,its a wacky place but we love it!

the chive is taking hump day in a completely different direction

same, makes me feel guilty when I see 9

I, too, like attention whores.

these people need hobbies

It's a lie 20 dollars is like 2-3 bottles of beer and tax in the Quarter.

You don't have to stick your hand all the way in the tube, just turn it sideways and slide them out

$10 says she's standing on a chair.

The bridesmaids are all 3 foot tall.

Allyssa Dehaan–she played basketball for Michigan State. Yes, she really is that tall.

She would, but she'll never recognize you. You're a dead ringer for half the other people commenting on this thread.

there* Hope you feel better.

FL is for Fürstentum (/Principality of) Liechtenstein, a very small country between Switzerland and Austria. She'll just take one of her other 20 cars since we're all filthy rich in western europe (Switzerland speaking).

It's the FL's can't even drive properly how will the be able to wash the car in a right way…. greatings from the Boarder ( Switzerland ) to FL. KCCO

I used to do this with my son, but now he`s old enough to kick my ass in everything

The kids want to play with their dad and dad wants to play video games. "the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon…."

This is how my nephew learned about murder, suicide and killamanjaros…good stuff, really.

It totally works.

I was thinking the same thing!!

Deuce Bigelow ! well played Sir !

heyyyy keep it in the circus!

I live in Broome, I thought I was the only Chiver here.

Right…beer is so expensive now.

Man that is funny.

you're

He is home.

Admit it… you don't really carrot all about her pleasure…

I call BS, it's just a customer copy that some one filled out to look cool on the Internet. Real random acts of kindness don't need to be publisied.

Not all Chivers are broke college kids or whatever. Some of us have jobs and like to pay it forward like this person has done.

what is a "chiver?" someone who looks at the internets and cute girls on a website called the chive? ohhh that's it! now I see why chivers have such a strong brotherhood.

I'm betting yet another customer receipt. I give to charities all the time, but to give $250 to someone that wears a specific t-shirt and visits a website you do it BS. They're either drunk and trying to show how dumb they can be with money, or it's a load of crap.

That's bc I spent more buying drinks for fellow Chivers Pay it forward!