Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • The Bandit

    #13 #28…are beautiful
    #31…made me laugh…

  • AndrewJ411

    I haven't even gone to bed yet…


    • Mike

      I love seeing these, and then immediately feel guilty that I don't have the money to do this.

      • Otter

        Who does?

    • Tom?

      That is so retarded. You're giving 250 to someone just because they frequent the same website you do? That's like me asking someone if they ever use Facebook or google and handing them cash if their answer is yes. Charity? Cancer research? Psssssh. Joke website visitor for the win.

      • Jimmy

        The best part is that this person gave away free drinks (on the owner's dime) and netted $250 for it. Not sure how that isn't stealing…

        • Midds

          Its stealing, but it's probably not true. The people who run this site seem to want us to believe that its some sort of special community and this sort of implausible story is quite common here. I don't buy it

      • RedHotChivette

        On one level, I agree with you on this. But on another level, even though we may just frequent the same webpage on the internets, that webpage makes people do crazy acts of kindness and I think that's pretty badass!

        • George

          They probably do it anyway. The website is a forum to post pictures of what they're already doing.

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      Don't believe everything you see on the Internet….especially that conspiracy sandy hook video!

    • McBeastie666

      The cynic in me doesn't see the "merchant copy" on the bottom and immediately assumes it's a bullshit ploy to get on the Chive. I'd be happy to be proven wrong though.

    • not me

      Florence AZ getting some recognition! windmill winery is the gem in the middle of a dumpy little town. I have worked in florence for 5 years,its a wacky place but we love it!

  • LeO

    Haha goodtimes

  • Tiber_Septim

    #1 I've heard Sumo training is tough

    • jonar777

      the chive is taking hump day in a completely different direction

  • brian

    ive seen this before and all you can say is……
    fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

  • AndrewJ411

    I haven't even gone to bed yet…

  • shawnDERS

    so tight butthole

  • Irish777

    #9 #35 I love this kind of stuff

    • Mike

      same, makes me feel guilty when I see 9

      • Irish777

        Ha I know but then I would be broke

    • Dribble

      I, too, like attention whores.

      • Irish777

        da fuck's wrong with you?

    • toocoolforschool

      these people need hobbies

      • Irish777

        Again, what the hell is wrong with you. It takes two secondsto write out a generous tip. And I would personally yell at someone across the street KCCO and try to at least get a picture with them. It has nothing to do with not having a life or wanting attention.

    • nexant

      It's a lie 20 dollars is like 2-3 bottles of beer and tax in the Quarter.

      • Irish777

        So the beers weren't calculated in the total? You dumb?…..the answer is yes, so just stop. Stuff like this makes me love thechive over imbuer and reddit

  • buttsnstuff

    #22 This is why I buy Pringles. Sure i hate jamming my hand down that f'ing tube, but I feel like I'm not getting as ripped off.

    • Chiver

      You don't have to stick your hand all the way in the tube, just turn it sideways and slide them out 😉

      • Garret

        You would think it would say that on the can…perhaps even a diagram.

        • James JJ Trickngton

          If someone really needs a diagram to remove chips from a pringles tube then they have far greater problems to worry about, such as breathing and walking.

  • Dyquen

    #7 Is smiling but the guy seeing her hold this in person isn't the least bit amused. Stolen Orgasms are not funny.
    #10 I think I have a thing for giant women. I'm 6'3" and every time I see a woman who is taller than I am, my mind goes to the dark and leathery place.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      $10 says she's standing on a chair.

      • MylesofStyles

        If she's standing on a chair, then her knuckles drag on the ground when she's not.

      • Facts

        Alyssa is 6 ft 9 in tall. She is NOT 6 ft 9 in in that picture. If she is, the rest of them are 3 feet tall.
        Photo shopped or she is standing on something. My guess is echo is correct.

    • Just Me

      The bridesmaids are all 3 foot tall.

    • Ash

      Allyssa Dehaan–she played basketball for Michigan State. Yes, she really is that tall.

  • RealZoo

    #35 Maybe you can buy me a round at Mardi Gras next month.

    • MylesofStyles

      She would, but she'll never recognize you. You're a dead ringer for half the other people commenting on this thread.

      • Melissa

        Don't listen to him @RealZoo. Maybe I will next time KCCO!

        • MylesofStyles

          Don't listen to me? I'm just trying to help. Here's an actual picture of him for you to copy and carry with you, so you can recognize him if you see him:

          <img src="http://i46.tinypic.com/vngowo.png&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

  • Slim Jim

    i would love to go up on #10

  • Big maint

    Sick with the flu and can't sleep. Thanks chive for being their for me in the wee hours. I'll kcco.

    • halfsmoke00

      there* Hope you feel better.

  • MattKL

    #32 That's funny, she doesn't look blonde.

    • G_Had

      FL is for Fürstentum (/Principality of) Liechtenstein, a very small country between Switzerland and Austria. She'll just take one of her other 20 cars since we're all filthy rich in western europe (Switzerland speaking).

    • Chris

      It's the FL's can't even drive properly how will the be able to wash the car in a right way…. 😉 greatings from the Boarder ( Switzerland ) to FL. KCCO

  • awhite2020

    #25 I don't know if the guy in the photo wrote the caption or if his wife wrote the caption.

    • Hank442

      I used to do this with my son, but now he`s old enough to kick my ass in everything

    • Hugh

      The kids want to play with their dad and dad wants to play video games. "the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon…."

    • The Baze

      This is how my nephew learned about murder, suicide and killamanjaros…good stuff, really.

      • KyleHeier

        I learned about all that through books, movies, video games, farmer vision (2 channels on TV), and listening to other people talk about it. I practice my skills in shooting people and raining down rockets from a helicopter in video games. But trust me, you will only see me put it to any real use if you lay an unwelcome hand on my wife or any of my two little boys. 🙂

  • random

    #25 I have to remember this when I'll have kids…

    • tralfaz

      It totally works.

      • thom

        Or you can be a good father and pay attention to them, give them books, etc.

        • I am your father

          This cannot be thumbed up enough.

    • Salas

      I was thinking the same thing!!

  • Douglas

    #10 That's a huge bitch!

    • jamie

      Deuce Bigelow ! well played Sir !

    • annoying_paul.

      heyyyy keep it in the circus!

  • Lara

    I live near Cable Beach – I will be kicking back with champas on that beach watching the camels on sunset for my birthday next Friday – absolute heaven

    • Chris

      I live in Broome, I thought I was the only Chiver here.

  • Don113

    #35: Keep it going, sister. Eventually we'll reach our goal of world domina—I mean, global Chiveship. No, I don't care that it's not a real word, it should be.

  • Trav1121

    #27 Amen, brothers. Chicks don't understand the economy…

    • erick

      Right…beer is so expensive now.

  • betamaxbandit

    #31 Awesome! How to KCCO …

    • Red

      Man that is funny.

  • tonguefoo master

    #24 go home cat your drunk

    • Jezza67


    • TrueStory

      He is home.

  • Brad

    #7 Naturally ribbed for her pleasure

    • Hrdwood

      Admit it… you don't really carrot all about her pleasure…

      • MylesofStyles

        I don't think her pleasure is the root of the problem.

        • Hrdwood

          Stop thinking dirty thoughts… you'll only dig yourself in deeper.

          • MylesofStyles

            I'm actually trying to cultivate healthy thoughts, so I can reap the rewards down the line.

  • Incredulous

    #9 who the fuck has that kind of scratch?! And it's not like its uncommon; we see these pics about once a week, too!

    • LineHog

      I call BS, it's just a customer copy that some one filled out to look cool on the Internet. Real random acts of kindness don't need to be publisied.

      • rockstar_323

        Exactly what I was thinking.

      • eric

        i call bs too, u get 2 recipts, one for you and one for the server, i can write whatever i want on mine,

      • MylesofStyles

        I don't get what the reward for going through the trouble of doing so is.

      • zgl

        it may or may not be BS. i used to work as a bartender and whenever other bartenders gave me free drinks, i would tip them the amount i wouldve spent, minus a tip. eg, if they served me $50 worth of drinks, then charged me $5, i would give them a $45 tip. they get a big tip, i save $ because i wouldve ended up paying $60 ($50 + 20% = $60). so win win. the caption says the bartender gave the guy a free round and we dont know how much that round wouldve cost. so a $250 tip is not out of the question. besides, why would someone do this "to look cool on the internet". theres no name, ID, etc, so the "coolness" would go to anonymous.

    • Imzkid

      Not all Chivers are broke college kids or whatever. Some of us have jobs and like to pay it forward like this person has done.

      • Idk

        So you're saying you have $250 to give someone just for being a fan of a website as a tip on a $3 charge? I still call bullshit. It's awesome to say thing on the Internet but its completely different than actually doing it in the real world.

        • Geez

          Maybe it was suppose to be a $2.50 tip.

          • awhite2020

            I doubt it, because then they would have added it that way, making the total $550 if they forgot the decimal point. I am with the other people, BS on this one, but probably not all of them.

    • toocoolforschool

      what is a "chiver?" someone who looks at the internets and cute girls on a website called the chive? ohhh that's it! now I see why chivers have such a strong brotherhood.

    • Tim

      I'm betting yet another customer receipt. I give to charities all the time, but to give $250 to someone that wears a specific t-shirt and visits a website you do it BS. They're either drunk and trying to show how dumb they can be with money, or it's a load of crap.

  • crazydog

    #35 story sounds fishy; $20 won't buy you three drinks on bourbon st.

    • Melissa

      That's bc I spent more buying drinks for fellow Chivers 😛 Pay it forward!

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