This chick obviously has a gross gut in the front… if you look closely you can see the huge lump coming out of her right side. Plus She probably isn't showing her upper thighs because they are all cottage cheese and cellulite. But other than that she looks decent.

That "huge lump" looks like it is just her hip bone since her body is turned a little awkwardly. I bet she's hot. I wish that was my lap instead of a counter top. MOAR!